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So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag

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So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag race next Monday. He says if I beat him he'll give me the raise, but if I lose he will fire me. He said I don't deserve a raise because I'm not smart with money. As evidence of this, he pointed out that I drive a Honda Fit, a 'slow fag mobile' as he put it. He drives some sort of Audi coupe. Is there any strategy I can use to win this race? My coworkers are saying they won't talk to me if I don't beat him.
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lurking in a pasta thread
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>>17075617
Haven't you seen the new Fast and Furious movie?

Just take as much weight as you possibly can off the car, then put as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit.

And don't puss out.
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>>17075649
>Biggest tank of Nitrous

That's how you break Piston rings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScojLj139A
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>>17075617
Pay that trap to touch his penis
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Get a gun. Shoot him on go. Proceed to the finish line. Take over his company and fuck his wife.
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As he goes into a corner push him off the track.
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>>17075617
Show up in heel and a skirt. Wasn't this the kind of 'drag' he had i mind?
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>>17075617
>posts pic of trap
>boss challenged me to a drag race
>Is there any strategy I can use to win this race?
show up in a dress and the tallest heals you can walk in
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>>17076243
CURASHU
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>>17075649
Do this op
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>>17076372
top-fucking-kek
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gayest roleplay thread I have ever read

sage
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>>17075649
this

and then quickly upshift from 1st gear to 24
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>>17075617
Who is this trap?
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>>17075649
>as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit
Wouldn't that cause a danger to the manifold?
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>>17077860
proofs?
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>>17078771
If you get a raise, you can afford a new car.
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>>17077860
>ruining nice pictures with women
why
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>>17077860
Proof and a name/more pictures?
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>>17075617
pic source?
also sweet spoilerless integra
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>>17075617
Car bomb
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>>17075617
You better be double clutching.
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>>17075617
Post more of his/her because my dick demands more
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>>17075617
rent a p100D lmfao
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>>17075617
Swap in a Gallo 24

>inb4 m-muh Gallo 12
Gallo 12 fags get rekt
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Buy a cheap sportbike and blow his doors off.
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>>17080575
Keek, this
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>>17075617
>drag race
>slow fag mobile

who the hell made this guy boss
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>>17080016
god he looks so young here; miss this rebel vin ;___;
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>>17075617
shitboxme.me a CUTE!
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https://yuki. la/o/16105724
anyone have the rest?
there are some cool-looking 404's in that archive
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