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Funniest/worst/boomer craigslist ads.

Post you area.
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html
>66k for a riced supra
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>>17059089
>Auto tranny
Even worse desu.
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>>17059100
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html

I saw "LA," "Supra," and "Automatic," and expected it to be that fag LoL streamer selling his Supra that he fucked up terribly and am genuinely surprised that it isn't.

This one's even worse.
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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
>stock motor
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>>17059130
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
If he wanted an M3, why didn't he just buy an M3?

>stock motor
Oh, he's a social media attentionwhore. Alrighty, then.
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How come local dealers don't give out the vin, are they just so busy they can't be bothered?
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>>17059840
usually just lazy as fuck. or they don't want you to carfax it.
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>>17059089
>66k
>ruined auto poopra
now im laughing
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>>17059089
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html
thats been for sale for years and was on ebay a few times
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>>17060034
>ilions
Is this a neighborhood/township or can niggers not spell Illinois?
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>>17060045
The second. And he's probably a spic.
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>>17059130
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
the 335i is the BEST bmw platform to modify because you dont need to really do engine work when you put on a massive turbo
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>>17060034
>her: You gotta sell that truck
>me: ok
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>>17059089
holy fuck that's ugly as shit

literally the worst kind of doors too. get butterflys, faggot boomer retards.
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I hope this idiot eats himself to an early death.
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>>17060111
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WAT I GOT

>>17059130
>autotragic

That's not a DCT is it either?
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>>17059089
Was going to post this but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it.
https://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/cto/6078008697.html
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>>17059089
>https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html

irreversible damage has been done!
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>https://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/6092840291.html

>I don't need help selling.
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>>17061037
I'm having trouble comprehending what I'm looking at
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>>17061037
21k

98 truck

Boy howdy
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>>17061037
Boomers were a mistake
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>>17061037
>putting wood near the engine
>ever
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https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6083029253.html The description is pure gold
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>>17060131
Nope, its got a torque converter
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>>17061037
"All holes filled with Amsoil"
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>>17061359
>My 21 year old son bought this to replace an automatic 95 Eclipse that he loved...but he's not incredibly fond of driving a manual and his spoilsport mother (me) would prefer if he doesn't have such a fast car. After much nagging, I have finally convinced him to sell it.
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>>17060048
>he didn't touch the motor
I know they're the next supra engine but this Mongoloid didn't even slap a big turbo to it
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https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html

Fucking Boomers
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>>17061866
>sirius callers only
>do not waist
>tanks for looking
He probably used the Hagerty valuation tool and figured his trashy 66 is as good as one of the ones on the auction block
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>>17061866
sheeeet, I really hope its $45
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>>17061037
I wouldn't buy it, but I respect his dedication to making it his own
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>>17060111
>removed the rotary engine
>posts as 1$
>no offers under 25k
hes an idiot, shame he had to euthanize an RX-7. I'd offer him 500$ and unfuck it.

Also, follow this anon's example and post pics instead of links, people
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>>17059130
im gonna be honest, thats a sexy car imo
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>>17059089
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/ctd/6097873692.html
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>>17059089
"You want to fuking fight BRO?!?!"
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>>17061061

Some old man with a wood shop as a hobby thought his Chevy half-ton dually needed a Cadillac front end and shitty basic wood work masquerading as a molded plastic cover.
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>>17061359
>So fast
>So
>Fast
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>>17060028
>call or text [click here for contact info] for more answers. Ask for Eugene.
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>>17060034
>>17060051
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couldn't walk around to the back to see what type of car it was
https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/6066998205.html
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>>17061866
>https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html
How much is that actually worth?
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>>17061359

She's either 70yrs old or retarded if she thinks it's faster than that mini van in the picture next to it.
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>>17063490
>https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html

More than what he's asking for actually, it's not a bad price.
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>>17061037
>just finished all the stupid wood pieces (yeah it's everywhere even in the interior the thing must weigh 3 tons)
>brand new 454 motor, boomer special
>only 4K miles on a brand new engine
>selling
yeah definitely not fishy

>>17061377

kek
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>>17061037
>dually
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>>17063524
It hurts to read that ad
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BREHS
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https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/6084945028.html
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>>17063542
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/6084945028.html

DUDE

Thats a fucking deal and a half.
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https://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/6061579049.html
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>>17063553
>fortwayne

I went to high school there I am not ready for this.
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>>17063542
>$6000

Holy shit. Someone needs to grab that right fucking now.
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>>17063557
ready for what?
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>>17063553
>>17063557
I went ahead and looked.

Too close to my parents house for comfort.
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>>17063565
How bad Fort Wayne craigslist is in general is disheartening.

But this car seems like an ok deal if you get them down to 5
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>>17063573
i know the owner, it's his daily and he thinks someone will trade him a wrx, it's frustrating
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>>17061200
>tfw I could easily get $10k for my dads thrashed to shit project corvette since it runs and pass inspection last year
>don't want to sell it to some toothless yinzer boomer who is going to throw gaudy sidepipes on it
>or some middle aged prick who shits a pigeon when he realizes that a full resto would cost like $30k for a shop to do it

I actually had to explain to a grown ass man why he didn't want a c3 corvette
The boomers that had them 5-10 years from new know why. They dont' run. They didn't run well when they were new, and they sure as shit don't get any better 40 years later with 100k+ miles on them

They aren't hard to fix and in that regard they are fun cars as projects, but they never stop being projects.
You never get to stop working on it or putting money into it at a shop. Thats they fucking price and most people are too stupid to comprehend that.
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what does /o/ think of this
the wheels look nice but it's been for sale for over a year now
https://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/6039034210.html
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>>17061887
eh 45 is way too high but that thing won't be your average 12k shitbox 50 year old car

Mid year corvettes command a high price and that one looked relatively clean
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>>17063599
if there is body left underneath it, primo start to a mean street car

But fuck that if its full of holes
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>>17061037
holy fuck
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>>17063573
It's got a zip tie on the front bumper I don't trust it
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>>17063480
>needs jump start
>dunno what it could be lol

These people drive the same roads as we do. Be afraid
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>less than 100k miles
>fairly clean
>ridiculous price
>still even with a 0 removed too much
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6098544947.html
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>>17059130
>those random tags
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>>17059089
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hobart-cbd/cars-vans-utes/honda-civic-show-car-spent-last-10-years-garaged/1142491110
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>>17059108
Gross Gore is an actual autist
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>>17063097
>93.7% approved
>98% approved
There's powerful niggatry at work here
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>>17063490
That's actually in really nice condition. Somebody (another fucking boomer) would absolutely pay 45k for it.
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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6095174765.html
>LS swapped FC
This is pretty neat actually. Runs and drives but needs a radiator.
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>>17059130
>335i M3 M4 M5 M6 C63 NSX SUPRA S2000 370Z G37 COBRA VIPER MASERATI ROCKET BUNNY PANDEM

ahhahahahah

wait so is it basically just a stock 335 that he made to LOOK like an M3 and stuck a fuckheug wing on?
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>>17063989
basically
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>>17061037
>wood accents in the engine bay
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https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/6085355306.html

yay or nay?
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>find a 70's ranchero near me
>rusted, asshole wants 20k burgerdollars

Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>17064137
Maybe for $1,500.
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https://springfield.craigslist.org/cto/6080417777.html
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>>17064294
I would unironically drive this.
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>>17061037
>Seriously there is too much to list here however the pics speak for themselves.
they sure do
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>>17064294
>bumper so low that you end up destroying it if you park to close to the concrete barrier or park on a steep driveway
what's the fucking point?
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>>17061359
>Hatchback
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>>17063542
I would buy this if I wasn't on the other side of the atlantic.
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>>17060111
>H-Bean rods
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>>17060111
Why'd you delete the link too? Don't want us telling him how much he fucked up?
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>>17061037
WHO THE FUCK THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
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1 of 1 1993 Ford F500 supercharged


https://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/6098907978.html

This has to be bullshit
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>>17063663
>that interior
There is no fucking way that thing has only done 83k. Maybe 183k but even then it is shagged
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>>17060048
Why do people do these things to their cars? I wouldnt give that guy 500 for that ugly fucker.
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>>17061359
>Body kit makes it faster.
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>>17061359
>https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6083029253.html

that thing needs to be lowered badly, thats like monster truck levels of wheel gap.

after that the only realistic way to improve it is to crush it and sell it for the $35 its worth in scrap
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>>17065993
I think it needs to be lit on fire, personally. But i guess some people think gay ugly fuck body kits are cool. While everyone else just sees a faggot.
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>>17060019
haha yah im sure
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>>17065624
I was being autistic about my location.
Myrtle Beach if you wanna find it for yourself.
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>>17061359
>21 yo
>Not fond of driving manual

DEGENERATE
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This is like, the ultimate rice.

https://maine.craigslist.org/cto/6089209782.html
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>>17067341
>has lots of money in mods so don't lowball me, looking for trades or cash. Need brakes, battery, tires need air, needs a head unit for the speakers, has sound in low rpms idk what it is was told it had a loose pulley someone else said valves, I've had the car for about 4 days now I'm 15 I'm not looking for a car I have to fix.

>the car is completely fucked but don't lowball me

kek
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>25k
>I know what I got
>it's not a stretched MR2
>V6

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/6090489764.html
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>yes that is all real carbon fiber including the dashboard
>Trades I'm interested in, bentley gt or flying spur, AMAZING condition skyline R32 or R33 GTR
>might not ever sell
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>>17067697
I'll never understand this. Once you've put your own ideas into a cars looks, there's very fucking few people who would want it.
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>>17059089
hi i would like to paint my car piss yellow
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>>17067697
>Shitty body kit fitment.
>Carbon fiber dash cover that adds weight and reflects sunshine straight into your face.
>Tacky stancenation stickers and tire letters.
>Stock motor.
Willing to consider 35k or a brand new turbo Lamborghini but don't hold ur breath pal I don't even wanna sell it.
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>>17067697
Jesus people are delusional about their cars. What a total POS. He "might not ever sell it" because no one will be stupid enough to buy it.
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>>17067581

>this is not a cheaply built kit...it is a high quality replica..
>powered by a 3.8 liter gm v6

Get the fuck outta here
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>>17067697
>will trade my S2k for a NSX
HAHHAHHAhAHAHAHAHHA

Best I've got is S2k with angel eye for $28k
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https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6099702990.html

Was actually looking at this and thinking "this would be a great starter, just take off the shitty wing, seat covers and mud flaps and it'll be ok"
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>>17064409
you one of those guys who pull your wheels up to a bumper?

i shake my head in your general direction
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>>17059130
I6>V8
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>>17061037
looks like a poor attempt at making it look like you're in a boat
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>>17067472
>tires need air
kek
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>>17067581
fucking kek
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Has anyone ever bought a car from someone who didn't want to give the vin? I just see it as a red flag even though the car looks good
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>>17069459
Some shady dealers will cut you a key just with the VIN
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>suicide lambo doors

My sides have reached the heliosheath.
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https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6095593789.html
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>>17070791
Fuck. That is appalling.
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>>17070791
>>17067697
>>17061037

what the fuck is wrong with portland.
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>>17070385
What is it with boomers and ruining C5's, anyways?
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>>17070791
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>>17070880
We don't see the sun a lot
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https://eugene.craigslist.org/cto/6058797053.html

>9 million dollar accord
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>>17070880
It's actually in eugene. I see it every day when I drive by.
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>>17067697
>trade for nsx
Kek
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>>17070880
Only one of those is actually Portland, the other two are Eugene, which is like Portland but even more awful.

>>17070942
Have you ever noticed just how many old Volvos there are in Oregon and Washington compared to other parts of the country?
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>>17070957
which one? the s2000?
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>>17070976
>Have you ever noticed just how many old Volvos there are in Oregon and Washington compared to other parts of the country?
I've noticed this. Why though?
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>>17070993
I asked some older people in my family and they said it's because this area used to be really Scandinavian, so people bought Swedish cars... But I'm not sure if I believe that, because we've been getting ALMOND'D (or whatever the term for being cucked by Californians is) since the 70s.
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>>17071003
Hmm, sounds dubious. Ive seen the same thing (lots of Volvo, saab) in mountain towns in Colorado but the weather sort of explains it there.
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>>17070791
>Truck was built
For a wealthy business man that would take his Ferrari's to shows and wanted a hauler truck to stand out with his ferrari's on the back!

That's kind of cool though. Imagine seeing that thing towing a trailer with a testarossa on it
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>>17067341
>he is 15 and payed like 8k for this pile of shit, owned it for 4 days

just fuck my shit up, his parents must be proud
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>>17059089

https://ocala.craigslist.org/cto/6084675834.html

>na
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>>17061037
I think that's a 1988...Look at the dash of an 88 vs 98.
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>>17069428
You think he's gonna throw in some air for free!? Naww not a chance, beat it tire kicker!
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>>17072310
kek
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>>17060111
I don't know if it's just me but I don't understand a word of it.

He blew 25k turning a shitty old rx7 into a shitty old camaro. Wow.
My question is how did such a moron get 25k to begin with? Oh yeah, boomers...
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>>17063542
That's nice man. I think a 240 or 260 will be my next car.

I have a client who sold his 70-something 240z on ebay last year for like 8k. He bought it new 40 fucking years ago and still had it in his garage. It was beautiful. Had like 60k miles. I would have nabbed it but I was saving for a house.
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>>17063573
>148 thousand miles
No thanks
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>>17063599
Get the fuck out of here. Everything about those cars is shit. You want to spend 10k or more to end up with a flimsy, unsafe, shit-handling ugly 80s turd?
That thing is worth whatever a scrap yard would give for it and no more.
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>>17063923
>take a car whose only redeming feature is the unique rotary engine
>put a ls in it
>neat
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>>17065710
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/475135-1993-f500-aj-foyt-truck.html
Wonder if it's the same guy

>It is an F150, it was built for AJ Foyt buy ford, it was his personal truck, it has airide, lowered boyd wheels vortech supercharger, bucket seats all this was done by ford for him, it also has tranny built and selectable shift points, and torque convertor control, it was, it is titled as an F500 Coyote indy truck it is one of a kind, it is a 1993 F150 converted for him ordered by him, in 1995 they made 500 replicas, of this truck but this is the actual truck
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>>17067581
You win. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
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>>17067581
>that interior

holy shit
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>>17067292
THIS
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https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/derwent-park/cars-vans-utes/1998-nissan-skyline-bcnr33-gt-r-v-spec-white-5-speed-manual-coupe/1136326298

thats what the yanks are willing to pay for them in a couple of years, not aussies.
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>>17063674
the cunts in tassie are all fucking retarded when it comes to pricing their sex spec shit aye, i saw this for sale and laughed. i bet he wishes he could have put this up for sale 10 years ago instead of now
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https://poconos.craigslist.org/cto/6092843939.html

>>detailing now means "mint condition"
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>>17059089
The body kit is all metal...

METAL
M
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A
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>>17073492
>over 140K miles
>like new

Kek
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>>17073492
what the frick
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https://panamacity.craigslist.org/cto/6059918588.html
>stock 2v mustang with body kit
>wants same price as a real saleen
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>2014 Q50
>"has minor body damage"
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>2000 Porsche Boxster
>autographed by Hurley Haywood

This is actually kinda cool.

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/6075707473.html
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>>17067697
>https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6071780559.html

I'd love to drive a mint condition NSX to this guy and a briefcase of cash and back out from the deal hard and sudden, just to crush his soul. What an absolute piece of garbage.
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>>17063663
I'm already pissed because every picture is sideways
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>>17061037
This is what happens when the Finns and the Mexicans breed in Oregon
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>>17069327
Fuck outta here, he wants 7k for a 190k mile civic with tasteless mods. Also,
>CONS: Not as fast as it looks
fucking kek
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>>17059089
https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/6058839865.html
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>>17059089
https://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/6060231529.html
>All you will need is a turbo kit in it and you off with the fast and furious
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>>17069327
>chink radio
>maaco paintjob
top lel
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https://kelowna.craigslist.ca/cto/6076159690.html

not so much the ad but the truck itself is putrid
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>>17071003
We do have a lot of Scandinavians and Germans here. Ever notice how big most guys here are compared to other parts of the country? I'm friend from Louisiana thinks 5'10 is tall but I'm 6'1 and feel average here.
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>>17075109
>I'm friend
Think I'll kill myself now.
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>>17074314
Forgot to mention that for some reason while scrolling through the add I thought it was only 3-4k, I actually audible starting g laughing in a room full of people when I saw the price. Judging by the way the ad is written and and the fact that the location is set near a country club, I'm guessing this is some rich high schooler with a pocket full of daddies money and he thinks flipping cars is a great way to make his own but has no idea how to actually flip a car.
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>>17067341
>I'm 15 I'm not looking for a car I have to fix.
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>>17063227
It kinda looks like a stretched riced out Suzuki capuccino in that pic lol
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>>17072560
>buying a house instead of that car

KYS
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>>17059089
https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-supra-uk-spec-rz-twin-turbo-full-trial-kit-full-toyota-history-mint-car/1230108472 25k for an auto lightly riced UK spec supra , fair enough it has some engine work but still fukk
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>>17074655
>solid front axle on a jimmy
I want to know how exactly he planned on getting any power to it
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>>17067341
I'm so glad the Seller got Cucked. lmao. Why would anyone spend 8k on that trashed Accord? KEK
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>>17067697
>will take m5 or m6

Haha what a prankster
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>>17067241
That is worth every penny.
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>>17060028

>redford

yeah, sounds about right
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>>17069459

If someone doesn't want to give the VIN out, theyre hiding something.
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>>17070385

>madcatz controllers

jesus fucking christ
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>>17059089
https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/6100000478.html
Pictures of pictures of the car, none of them aren't even in a facing the right direction; looks like film too.
How much you want to bet that it's just a pile of dust barely recognizable as a car now if there is even a car at all
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>>17061037
did he slap a fucking Cadillac badge on that thing
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>>17067581
>a fucking chink
>"I'm too big for this"
>automatic
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>>17077608
What gets me is that he made wooden bowtie emblems for the interior and engine bay, but then stuck a Cadillac badge on the front.
Which is it man?
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https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6092174345.html

>This thing is an absolute BEAST and a head turner
>6 inch lift and leveled. Les Schwab installed and warranted.
>Work by Les Schwab
>It is a V10
>$30000
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>>17077676
Isn't the Ford V10 renowned as one of the worst engines ever?
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>>17077677
no, but you can spend much less on a 7.3l excursion with decent miles that isn't modified.
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>>17073580
ya almost had it
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>>17077677
Nah, it's just a 5.4 with two more cylinders. It's only real failing was that it wasn't a 7.3 and everybody hated it for that.
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>>17064294
I'd drive this if it weren't for the fucking lambo doors
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>>17060111
ayy Charlotte br/o/
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>>17067581
>title status: missing
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>>17061359
Literally mummy selling her robot's shitbox for him
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Time for me to dump some of my "favorite" listings I've seen lately.

First off, this RARE SUPER RARE Toyota Starlet.
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/6060439945.html
Totally not completely fucked and only worth $500
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My fucking sides

>6101732179
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Next up this Honda 600 that definitely runs great
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6098039921.html
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My personal favorite right now. This piece of shit Honda Z600 FOR TWELVE GRAND.

Literally like 3 others for sale in better condition in the area for less than $8000. What the fuck is this dude thinking?
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>>17080340
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/cto/6065642746.html
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https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/6096657446.html

It's fucking mint boys
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>>17080505
so randum X D pls include in screencab
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This is pretty good actually. I want it, right fucking now. Didn't see a good craigslist general in the catalog.
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>>17080327
>3k

wtf, it's worth maybe 600 bucks

>Millennials
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>>17067581
A
FUCKING
BUICK
ENGINE
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>>17060134
It is pretty sweet
>>
https://medford.craigslist.org/cto/6067329574.html
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>>17061866
thats my car
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https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/6072631266.html

What the hell is this?
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>>17063542
>6k
One like that in Australia goes for around 60k...
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>>17070993
Same thing with a ton of older 80s cars. I think it's because they don't dump 500 million tons of salt on their roads yearly like they do in the rust belt.
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>>17074078
Pretty good deal too
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>>17082377
I grew up in Washington. That is exactly the reason. Road salt is used sparingly if at all. They prefer to use gravel or sand instead and in the population centers (Portland, Seattle) the cities basically shut down for the snowpocalypse.

Even on the mountain passes, they use gravel and sand instead of salt.
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>>17067581
>HE'S GOT A FUCKING 3800 SERIES II IN THAT BITCH

Are you fucking kidding me
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>>17080561
Bend has a retarded amount of shit that is way overpriced. Jeeps and Toyotas especially.

>CRX/Wrangler/Cherokee/Civic/Geo Metro
>350k miles
>Parked for 5 years, had knock when last ran
>$3000 i no wut i got

All day, everyday. Toyota fags are the worst here. Also, yard art ads.

https://bend.craigslist.org/cto/6101572329.html

https://bend.craigslist.org/cto/6101406604.html

Do people actually buy this shit?
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>>17082443
I wish we did the same desu here in NH. There is this rage that builds in me every time I see a car that isn't 10 years old rusting into the ground.
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>>17082488
Rich fucks buy it and put it in their garden.
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>>17080505
>Do I accept trades? Only for a USDM MK4 Supra (I know what I got)
>Why is the windshield so clean? It's brand new.
>Sunroof? Na you can't see the sky but you can see the road thru the floor
>Completely trashed Silvia front end conversion complete with macaroni and cheese duck tape
>KA24e that's right she is single cam
>Coilovers in the back and lowering springs in the front (couldn't afford coils all around)
>Probably 15 previous owners
>Jdm as fcuk pano rear view mirror
>No radio because the engine sounds so good
>Power steering not installed at time of writing but will be by Friday
>Don't wait. Don't hesitate. The time is now. Drift car or heavy paperweight? You decide

This dude seems chill as fuck tho.
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https://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/6102309570.html

> 5.7 v8 and manual suburban

God, please give me 4k. I live so close, I will buy the fuck out of this suburban right fucking now. Uggghhhhhhh.
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>>17081702
>THIS CAR'S 100% DEATH PROOF
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>>17061359
Holy shit how did i miss this searching eclipses today
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https://houston.craigslist.org/cas/6076206354.html

I hate who expect that much financial compensation.
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>>17063599
>cylinders: other
>transmission: other

Good god
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>>17064409
This triggered me since literally yesterday my Acura RL got her splash guard completely destroyed and part of the front bumper yanked off from fucking pulling into a parking spot and scraping a curb
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>>17073492
>those nails
no
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>>17067341
>"I'm 15 I'm not looking for a car I have to fix"
Holy fuck what a retarded kid
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>>17080327
>sedan
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>>17080505
>$1,738.00
This guy fucks
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>>17059089
>this triggers the gearhead
fuck this guy
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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/6103745492.html

>title doesn't even have name of car
>CONDITION OF CAR ? 4'WORDS = "NOTTING WRONG WITH IT"
>NOTTING WRONG WITH IT
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>>17080327
>didnt finish fixing it
>runs good
>little armenia
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>>17064294
I love how the floor mat looks like it was just dragged through a salt covered road after a snow storm

Why do people like this kind of shit anyway
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>>17082488
Tell me about it, I've been looking for 1/2 trucks for months, people are asking way too much
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>>17081524
Cyrus might be a dummy, but he has a sweet ride.
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>>17059089
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/6066918314.html
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Salvage title for some reason; I still want it. Looks like a great buy even though I already have a brand new V6 mustang
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>>17088047
bretty gud
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>>17059089
https://providence.craigslist.org/cto/6103988089.html
lol
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>>17084565
Jokes on you faggot, I found a date for tonight.
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