what did you just say little man? something about "staying

*Unsheathes Odachi*
Step up to me...
*Engages ninja stance
And soon you will feel nothing at all...

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>>17039659
I'm gunna make you get off my road.

>>17039679
>didn't even teleport
Ded.

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*runs over him with land barge*
Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.

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>>17039659
lol, 'little man'. OP that guy is 5'5..

>>17039775
one roundhouse kick to the ribs and he'll make you his bitch

you don't get massive quads playing with the clutch

>>17039659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

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>>17039713
Wagons are cool and all, but
>not using the flagship sedan of the same year just so you can say you drove one of the cars with the coolest fucking names ever, the Mercury Turnpike Cruiser

>>17039775
>literally no legs

>>17039659
no, manlet

I said staying off the roids

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>>17039659
Yeah you can stay off unless you want a bat down your throat

>>17039775
>>17039659
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>17039659
This guy did not get his legs from cycling. I can tell you that much.

>>17039659
His upper legs look like ball sacks, yuck!

>>17039942
Lol what a faggot, he looks like someone who enjoys getting his ass fisted

>>17039659
>Dr Shitbox, I'm cyclist

>>17039775
>pointing to his crotch with a "checkem" gesture
what did he mean by this?

>>17040093
Pointing to his dick he's going to make that manlet suck while both are standing up.

>>17040137
kek
manlets, when will they learn

how do I get legs that big? I want to attract chicks.

>>17039999
Don't you?

>>17039659
nope, totally not juicing.
no sirree, Lance was the only bad one

>>17040086
[Bike] lane?

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>>17040286
Aye

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>>17040185

Squats, Squats, Deadlifts, more Squats.

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>being a bendie bar

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>>17040376
gear, gear, tarck, more gear

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>>17040411
>being the obese version of my bike

>>17040438
>pretending to own the F40

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>>17040411
t. got raped by a CX bike on the downhill

https://youtu.be/gvL1agpqwvE?t=16

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>>17040501
>Singletracks
>Proper downhill

>>17039951
Forever a boy