You're stood in a big, full 250 car multi-storey car park, and someone with a gun approaches you. They say that if you don't go and key every panel of a car of your choice they're going to shoot the shit out of you.
What kind of car do you look for to key?
>>17015219
a cop car.
Shoot him back
>>17015219
His car
>>17015219
Your car, OP.
A 300 because niggers.
Then I shoot him because I have a gun too.
>>17015219
I don't have a key to cause damage with, just this gay plastic lump thing with buttons.
>>17015266
theres usually a key in the charcoal tab
Sunfire.
Cars with Drumpf stickers
>Walk to security station
>Explain the situation and ask to see footage of thug arriving
>find which car he drove in with
>go and key that car
>>17015219
Any Mustang.
Too many run-ins with asshole teeangers that drive Mustangs has led me to hate them.
My own
I plan on repainting it anyways
An SUV
Mine
The new key scratches would be hardly discernible from the rest of the already existing scratches.
Those boomer cars that are parked to take up two to three parking spaces and smell of exhaust even when they aren't running. I fucking hate boomer cars, big, ugly, slow, and guzzle gas like its nothing.
Either a car with a shit ton of scratches already, a bro truck, or a stance fag
>>17015242
This. Ask him where he's parked. If he objects, ask him why the fuck he'd do it to someone else's.
Or just tell him to do it the fuck himself while calling the police. What's he going to do, shoot me while connected to police dispatch on a device that can be tracked to within feet?