>pull up to lights >pic related pulls up next to you >starts

Drive off normally then watch him embarrass himself.

Get BTFO just like a few days ago

I live near the factory

>>17010262
put you back in the cage

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>>17010262
>put on turning signal
>turn
>impossible for it to keep up with me
>win

ezpz

>>17010289
What do you drive?

>>17010323
I was in my dad's W221 at the time

>>17010306
BTFO

i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

>>17010262
I'm a yuropoor and we'll probably never see those.


>such is life in Yuropooria :(

>>17010487
anon I really really like this pasta, mind if I save it?

Also I hope this was originally lifted directly from some Honda forum.

>>17010262
Btfo there's a slight curve in the road ahead.
>FCA

>>17010494
t. American

>>17010271
Exactly. Dodge chargers and challengers always try to race me for some reason, and I drive a Focus hatch. I guess they think it's an ST? The strange thing is, its only dodges that do it. Sometimes even shitty avengers and darts.

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>>17010500
I wish :(

>>17010500
t. gay fag

>>17010506
t. American

>>17010494
where do you live, i live in Poland and I can see like 2 or 3 every month

>>17010511
France. I'm talking about the demon, I don't think we'll ever see that over here.

Rev back, hope its just an srt8 or hellcat and not a demon.

I can beat the first two, motorcycuuuu ftw

>>17010508
t. GM fangirl

>>17010521
t. Mazda cuck

>>17010262

Sorry for bothering you sir I'll be on my way

>>17010527
Mazda has actually won LeMans

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>>17010542
>implying i'm a GM fangurl

Ferd all the way you stupid yuropoor

>>17010547
I like Ford

>>17010487
I know this is pasta, but that actually wouldn't be enough you would still lose
You would need about 65+ whp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=drUZ8NJ9Wik

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>>17010262
>Driving the DD Jeep
Laugh and give him a thumbs up before he speeds off.
>Driving the weekend Trans Am
Laugh and give him a thumbs up before he speeds off.

>>17010504
It's because you're GAY

Start revving back, wait for the light to turn green and dont move.
It'll be hilarious to see his face at the next light

Tell him to meat me at the touge

>>17010620
Vs hellcat

Was probably the V6

>>17010700
Lol it was a hellcat the beginning of the video showed that, also there's no such thing as a v6 hellcat. You already knew that though before shit posting right?

>>17010262
i drive a '17 GT350. i will get BTFO until there is steering input involved.

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>>17010262
I wait for the FCA engineering to shit itself within 10 seconds of it flooring it

>>17010734
can... can we see your car?

>>17010746
Everyone loves shitting on FCA around here but I've never seen anything but top quality on their SRT models, regular Chrysler build is atrocious though

>>17010752
yes. my album from awhile back

http://imgur.com/a/Fclrf

>>17010715
>inb4 v6 sxt with hellcat livery
I unironically would get a kek out of this.

>>17010879
That would just be sad

>>17010306
>cucking out and changing direction when it pulls up next to you

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>>17010746
>that gif

fucking kek'd

>>17010746
kek'd at that gif

>>17010262

I flip him off and then show him what fast really is.

t. liter bike rider

>>17010262
>give him a smile and a thumbs up
>secretly think he's a tasteless retard

>>17010262
>ITT small dick car

>>17012747
This

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>>17010648
Alright? Do they rev their engine at me to show their support for my homosexuality? Are they also gay and they're flirting with me?

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>>17010262
Smile at him.

>>17012747
t. passive-aggressive millenial

>>17010547
Don't understand this image.

>>17010504
They have small dicks. They need to compensate with a meme car.

>>17012805
except it's not passive aggressive at all you dumbass. there was no act of aggression.

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>>17010262
continue existing

>>17010262
differential explodes

>>17012853
Read a book

>>17010262
Call him a pushcuck then beat him in a race with my rxc turbo r powered by the based ecoboost. 9/10 they kill themselves.

>>17012904
you're an idiot.

>>17010262
Shoot out his tires and drive off cackling.

>>17010810
its gorgeous. congrats bro

>>17010262
Ask him to see if he's got his NHRA license. When he produces it, give him the stern "you know what you have to do" look. As he precedes to get his helmet and racing suit on, he realizes he left his NHRA certified racing gloves at home. Looking defeated, he looks at where his girlfriend would be sitting, if only a seat were there. Thoughts then turn to why he actually doesn't have a girlfriend... perhaps because you can't pull anyone back to the house from the bar no matter what your quarter mile time is in this car. By now I will have made it to my destination safely, and he will have abandoned his useless car in the shoulder lane and take up driving for Uber in a sensible GTR

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Regret that I dont DD with my drag radials.

>>17014403
holy shit I didn't know it only had one seat

king of meme cars coming through

lmao at him because his bitch is in my passenger seat
cous he aint got either now lmao

>>17014403
Demon is banned from NHRA, banned for being too fucking fast.

>>17014440
>tinted Camaro lights
You are a rolling stereotype

>>17012730

He's faster in a quarter mile than a CBR1000RR.

There are only two bikes faster in a quarter. A ninja ZX14R and a Ducati desmosedici RR.

>>17014403
>>17014478

Busriders pls go.

http://www.roadkill.com/stop-saying-the-2018-dodge-demon-is-banned-from-the-dragstrip/

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>>17014493

U mad?

>>17014499

Fuck off, the first one was fucking hilarious.

It went from macho posturing and having fun, to existential crisis about what he's doing with his life.

>>17010775
Can confirm. Owned two top trim challengers with nary a hiccup.

>>17010746
Thad dodge could have rekt that bmw's shit had he driven cleanly.

>>17014507
No im cringing, I just want you to see yourself how others do

>>17010879
I honestly don't think the hellcat driver was flooring it. I own one, and it's loud as fuck at WOT. This didn't sound like a race.

>>17010262
>Would get BTFO cuz only have a v6

>>17010620
that set up in the pasta would probably make 500-600 whp

>>17014541

And I want you to see how much influence your opinion has on a mongolian soap carving forum but sometimes we just cant change what we want to.

>>17014516
This guy gets it

>>17010504

>daily a Challenger R/T
>drive with purpose from point a to point b
>enjoy light hooning in traffic
>know my car isn't the fastest, but enjoy it anyways
>pull up to red light
>see open stretch of road in front of me
>load RPMs
>see how fast I can get before the next red light or I catch traffic
>Don't notice the autistic fat guy in the Focus that was next to me
>Don't notice him water his beard as he slowly putts up to 60 with jealousy in his eyes

>>17014800
>Challenger R/T
>5.7L V8
>375 hp

>Mustang GT
>5.0L V8
>435 hp

pushcucks literally have no excuse for this

>>17014826

Yeah, but the difference is that I can cruise through town and have people appreciate my car while the mustang driver will only ha e people wondering if his boyfriend's Miata is in the shop.

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>>17014838
really bad response

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>>17014838
>protip

no one is mirring your fucking Chrysler m8, they are only staring because they are fucking astonished its moving under its own power

>>17014826

Sure there is, the 5.7 is severely underdeveloped and really opens up with a few simple mods.

>>17014861
>>17014851

Don't be mad because I own a car.

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>>17014886
pshhh, i could smoke your pig fat shitbox on the touge

>>17014800
>>17014838
Witness the power of delusion. Protip, 99% of people on the road do not notice your shitty, average, Chrysler. 1% of people seeing you attempting to look cool and laugh at you.

>>17014440
What for, you still run 18's with them

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>>17014886
same, and I have beat your car before. thanks for making your car look worse, now you can move on.

>>17010504
not all douchebags drive dodges but all dodge drivers are douchebags

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>>17010262
Destroy it

>>17015069
I want those louvers

how do I get those louvers?

Ask him why he wants to race a Subaru Outback

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>>17010262
See if he can outrun a 120mm shell.

>>17015069
>street legal

>sv650
literally never been beat off a light by any car
>4wheelcux
lmao

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>>17010262
Ha gay boy

>>17016184
>Pushrod v8

KEK!

>try to fly off the line on my FZ09
>loop the fucking bike and die

>>17016049
why would you use an sv just use an R3

>road buckles and forms potholes under the pigfat weight
>challenger driver has used a quarter tank by revving twice
>pulls into drive thru but loses control in the turns
>Chrysler engine dies, car is not worth salvaging to anyone and is scrapped

I don't how you guys get anyone to race you. Whenever I go cruising on saturday nights in my hellcat, I rarely find people with good enough cars to race. Most of the times it's some sort of v6 Mustang or if I'm lucky a Mustang GT, but those races are really lopsided. I think the only time I had a blast is when I saw a C6Z pull up next to me and we both rev'd at the same time.

>>17010262

i blow it the fuck out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-be4H9sRxWY&feature=youtu.be&t=88

>>17015223
>buy a cobra jet
in all honesty, I would check mustang forums, there has to be a manufacturer that makes them.

>>17010262
Do a 360 and drive the other way.

>ITT: Faggots who cant beat a 10 ton car in a light race getting butthurt

>>17010262
Turn

>>17010306
>Turn signal on
>Straight to the wall

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>>17010262

>>17016214
Had the same problem launching a TL1000S, fucker would pull the front wheel up from 2500rpm.

unironically suck his dick immediately

>>17010494
Try living in denmark. A charger is like 1.2m DKK which is about $200k

>>17010262
Tell him to do a sick peel like a madman

>>17010494
I feel your pain, a mustang GT is 120k in the Netherlands. I read they're 44k in Germoney, so I think I might start looking into importing one

>>17019114
Lol me too

>>17019129
I have never heard anything good about Denmark except that it looks nice. No wonder you all kill yourselves so much. Come to America, fun cars are cheap here.

>>17014883
The latter part of that statement can be said for the coyote as well.

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>>17010262
Obviously win because it's all about TORK ;^)

Ignore his teenage ass

>>17010746
Love these gifs. Anyone have the 911 doing a hektik skid while an r8 is gently cruising round a corner

>>17015337
put mirrors and radials on it. 99 out of 100 cops wont even look twice at it.

>>17014838
So basically you're incredibly insecure so you bought a car based solely on what you think random normies will think of you?

>>17014556
you forgot to add the extended wheel studs,bro.

>>17010504
i'm undefeated against them(taken down up to scat pack 2 doors(not sure if charger or challenger). haven't seen a hellcat yet, but i'm looking forward to some actual fucking challenge.(i expect the hellcat to win).

>>17015069
nice non-street legal car you have there.

>>17019129
Holy fuck

>>17014478
It's illegal in the NHRA to run sub ten seconds without a roll cage. If the grape speed were any higher, you'd need a parachute as well.

>>17015069
>Ecoboobs

Not real engine lad

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>>17020587
Pushcuck detected

Reminder the modular is the only modern v8 that can run 5's

>>17019101
Gotta short-shift in first. My busa used to gently lift up the front wheel in 3rd at around 180km/h.

>>17010262
turn

>>17014440

You'd still get walked.

>>17014451

Single seat is an option. You can get the second seat for $1 and the backseat for $1.

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>>17021657
Today on things that never happened...

>>17021731
>work with what you know

>>17010494
>t.yuropoorragedpeasant
>never see american cars here never give a fuck because they're all boring muh ve eyte shit anyway save for a few examples
>enjoy GTR skylines for 15k, GTT's for half that, supras for 7-9k, s chassis for 4 k, celica gt4's, lan evos, subies for a few k.
>tfw roads are twisty and people drink drag racing is boring as fuck
paradise desu.

>>17010262
throw caltrops out the window

>>17010262
>not even a demon

Pleb tier, go away little boy

>>17014800
Yoooo, are you the dude on Central that revved at me when we were at the red? I'm in a 2012 Ford focus 5speed and you revved at me, I had 5 people in my car and a trunk full of groceries, what did you expect?

>>17012758

I have a huge one and want a Demon, what do?

>>17016184
Eyyy what app you use