what TF did I just read!?? https://sanantonio.craigslist.or

>>16994467
>https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/6041609925.html
I can't even comprehend this. There's no punctuation.

>>16994467
>xtreme energy
is this an ad for a car or an energy drink?

>>16994467
hate to be a grammer nazi

but where the fuck are the commas and full stops?

>>16994504
Boomerspeak

>>16994467
Nice try, Rey.

>>16994467
>I have like 85 k in car invested
>doesn't run (I think)
People like this make me feel so much better about how much money I've dumped into my shitbox.

I like how the listing goes djdujdv3hrhcbdve....name is Rey

>>16994467
I REALLY tried to understand but gave up about halfway through

>>16994503
>pletnum

Kek he seemed like he was winding down losing some juice about two thirds of the way in and then suddenly found a second wind with mention of that "carbon fiber vis trunk hood"

Good ole trunk hoods. Gotta love em.

>>16994467
>nolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knlnnolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knlnnolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knlnnolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knlnnolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knlnnolni ugvu tcfytc vlij knln
>I don't have time to waste or will waste urs

Oh well thank you for being considerate

fuck

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>American education

>>16994467
Is he really trying to sell a rolling frame for 23k? some fucking people

>meet this guy
>Ask about the car
>Every time he speaks he never stops, only until he runs out of breath
>Keep asking him questions about the car until he talks so often he runs out of oxygen and kills himself
>Take the car

>>16994622
>trying to sell a rolling frame for 23k?

I know what I've got.

>>16994467
>that pic
MOAR

>>16994540
same
reads like a dude just took a huge rail of meth to the face and started typing

>>16994467
Reads like Benji from a Sound and the Fury.

>>16994680
Only one I have. Sorry mayne.

Wouldn't doubt it though; PLENTY of boomer tweakers down here in SAYTOWN COUNTDOWN CITY 210 LOS SPURS! Fuck I hate living in this shithole...

>>16994504
>hate to be a grammer nazi
Well, obviously.

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>>16994467
>San Antonio
That wall of text is probably keeping Mexicans out AS WE SPEAK.