Worst of the worst CL thread. What pile of shit is in your neighborhood?

>>16988212
Bump for interest, got nothing to contribute though

Why can't we ever have best of CL thread?

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>>16988219
we have those all the time, where have you been?

>>16988212
>thinking it's not fixable

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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6076911096.html

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>>16988230
are you retired?

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6058122370.html

>>16988244
>43k miles
>clean title
BULL
SHITE

>>16988244
>43k
>2.5k
Is this a best of CL thread?

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/6081722154.html

>>16988226
Those Google search tabs...
>how to unrape goat
>tasteful civic mods
>motor oil as anal lube
>equinox still alive

>>16988249
>>16988255
>I'm poor as fuck: the post
https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6081688025.html

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>>16988260
all yours friend

https://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cto/6081684971.html

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>>16988260
Idk why but i searched up the second to last one
>http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=315211

>>16988270
"MR2s are are known to kill people on a whim. If you even get near another car in traffic, the MR2 will instantly oversteer and hit it, and then you'll explode and die in a ball of flames."
91 Mr2 turbo, gen3 3s-gte swap

>WEW
>LAD

>>16988268
Whats wrong with this with a few simple mods it could do some serious pulls

https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/6081681588.html
https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/6081632151.html

https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/6081637318.html
https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/6081565740.html

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6081438640.html
This one is especially cringe
https://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/6081479866.html

Should I keep going? There are so many it's hilarious

>>16988283

The only thing that car is pulling is groceries. You would have to gut and rebuild that POS from the ground up to make it anything but slow as fuck compared to almost anything else on the road.

>>16988270
>can you use engine oil as anal lube
thats like asking if you can snort popcorn seasoning instead of cocaine

>>16988283

You know that's a 16 year old civic with high miles right? That gen did what? 16s 1/4?

>>16988329
>>16988358
well yeah no shit stock. But with a few stickers and a 25$ ebay turbo ill be smoking mustangs #builtnotbought

>>16988283
Are you Puerto Rican or something? That's the only way such a retarded statement would make sense

>>16988255
You are really retarded if you actually believe that bullshit

Guarantee that cars odometer has been fucked with

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https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/6039900537.html

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>>16988432
>$1699000
Jesus Christ

>>16988432
truly a collector's item

>>16988499
future classic confirmed

>>16988233
change the color and it would look nice

>>16988432
Even barring the two typos, $17k for a 2011 with 50k miles is stupid.

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https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6070020492.html

>>16988829
holy fuck lmao

>>16988829
this is the best thing ever

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one more screencap coming

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>>16988876
"not very motivated seller"

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>>16988882
last one, for those 8's

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>>16988876
What a loser.

>>16988887
Pic related.

https://poconos.craigslist.org/cto/6040658672.html

>>16988876
lol I bet one day she gets fed up and demands he get rid of it immediately by trading it in for a van. Rather than getting top dollar from someone he gets fucked on a trade deal. Then I bet it goes to auction because some dealers won't sell older cars. and some BHPY lot gets it and rents it out to some dumb ass who will abuse it nearly to death.

exactly how I see that going down.

>>16988930
Hey fuck you man, PA is filled with good hard working, decent people. You don't make fun of PA people, that's a cardinal sin

>>16988320

Nigger if you're from western MA you would know a rust free Civic shell for $500 is a steal. Finding out whether the starter works or not on that car would be simple. Shit you could probably bring the guy $200 and a bag of heroin and have yourself a nice platform to build a car from if you're into Hondas.

>>16988964
>PA people actually believe they are special

l o l

>>16990189
I live in WV, and I'll confirm anywhere outside the cities in PA suck. As boring as Ohio and as white trash as WV. When he said hard working, I assume he's talking about the Amish, because everyone else is on welfare or disability for twisting their ankle.

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Check out this fucking clown

>Mechanic
Former lube tech
>Changed per interval
Never changed

https://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/6070098403.html

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>>16988258
Help me understand something, why do some cars not have a tach? I never understood why there wouldnt be a tach on your dash.

>>16990327
>painted Focus engine
>autozone accessories
>that shifter
>fucking pa speaker under the hood
>unimaginably fucked up wiring
>so much more
Absolute gold.

>>16990357
And on top of it all, one of the worst welfare wagons ever made. I honestly appreciate this guy's stupid. Its like a feeler for people in the early stages of buying used cars.

>Here's ALL the signs that you shouldnt buy my car
>Great car!

>>16988829
>10 years ago I would have called this pure win
Pure win

>>16990327
That shifter, though.

>>16988331
Well technically you could use engine oil as anal lube because they're both slippery.

>>16990202
I've never longed for punctuation before

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>>16990202
>The car do you The car to run and I do drive runs and drives

what

>>16990354

Automatic honda's never have tachs.

>>16990510
It starts so strong but falls apart at the end. Couldn't write a single paragraph when thousands of dollars counted on it

>>16990524
Yeah, the first bit reads almost coherently, even if "hesitation" isn't scientific he gave context for it, but then

>Cadillac converter
>axing $700
>best offer I will is 600 cash now

Must've hit the crack pipe mid write up.

>>16990538
>Must've hit the crack pipe mid write up.
So cold lmao
>axing
I mean he must know this isn't correct, right? Does he just have to keep it real. Is he just trying not to front? I'd have real hesitation on buying his car after seeing just that word

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>>16990202
>cadillac converter

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>>16990202
>ask for darryl

>>16990354
My POS '99 5 speed Cavalier had no tach. No idea why. It had a shift light. GM is complete garbage.

>>16990281
This. I live in PA and the people are all complete trash, even in the cities. West Virginia is better, at least the people there take a bit of pride in making the best of their shitty existence.

Yinzers are the worst, please someone gas all the fucking yinzers

>>16990515
Bullshit. My auto V6 Accord has a tach.

>>16988212

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6079508787.html

>>16990832
>https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6079508787.html
Had a good giggle m9. Well memed.

>>16991017
I wish I had some photos of the dodgy shit I find on the side of the road.


Like the back half of a Chevy S10. Miami is the mecca for dodgy roadside car sales.

>>16990832
>1,900 need it gone fast baby on the way ( NO TRADES )
>baby on the way

every time I see this I want to kill myself

if you can't plan far enough ahead to sell your shitty project car before having a kid then you're an idiot and shouldn't be reproducing in the first place

>>16990515
My 1990 Civic LX auto has a tach.

>>16991406
>>16990825
>>16990515
My 2004 auto civic has a tach

>>16988233
>https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6076911096.html
>2001 MUSTANG GT CUSTOM

>>16991173
Judging by the condition those cars are usually in, the seller busted nut in a bitch during a meth-fueled fuck binge right as she dropped egg, and now she won't 'bort the blastocyst.

>>16988212

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/1998-subaru-impreza-wrx-sti-type-r-jdm-coupe-2-door/1252664694?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

>5000
>blown engine

ironically the place that fucked his engine rebuild fucked my engine rebuild too, one of my JDM cars was in their shop when they went bankrupt too for warranty and i just got a call to pick it up right away, got nothing out of it but a fucked car

>>16990281
Roane County here. where you at, anon?

>>16990202
>my loss is your game

>>16988876
at first i was wondering why the price was so high but now i see what hes doing

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>>16990354
Thats a tach delete on>>16988258
>>16990515
This is from same body civic as the one he posted. 03-05 have only 3 holes for the tach speedometer and one for the temp and fuel gauge. They used the 01-02 housing for a rigged up 03-05 dash and didn't put tach in likely because they couldn't fit it. Pic is my 01 civic.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ctd/6079582580.html

>>16993571
>https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ctd/6079582580.html
?????

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>>16993616
Vin listed is for a 2004 Tundra. Called and asked for the right vin thinking it was added by mistake. Dealer said "hold up one min".
>"its a very good car, two owner, i got carfax in person, no accident"
Knew he was full of shit. No way that truck only has 85k miles.

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https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/6080186989.html
>the ultimate muscle car
>the car girls and guys dream of
>i6

>>16988212
https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/6074710841.html
This one is a really great bargain.

>>16995808
>Automatic
Seriously?

>>16995843
What were you expecting? It has painted rear drums.

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>>16988212
This pic related is real. (Not even kidding) I called the guy, he sounded about 80 years old. I offered him $50 for the scrap metal and grille pieces. He became REALLY angry. kek

>>16988212

http://poconos.craigslist.org/cto/6040658672.html

>>16997331
> Title status: missing
Just like the other half of the car.

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>>16988432
I've got one too. Pray to god it's a typo.

>>16999326
Forgot link
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/6047968935.html

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Don't even want to know how much it all cost him.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/6068661938.html

>>16988234
>suv on a track
>suv
CROSSOVERS AREN'T SUVS REEEEEEEE

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>>16990202
>cadillac convertor

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>>16995808
This reads like the few simple mods pasta

>>17000743
looks like a corvette fucked a tvr

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>>17000743
This is so ugly
Why would anybody make this?
>Those rims
>That steering wheel
>The proportions
>The wing
Everything is as ugly as possible

>>17000743

what the actual fuck is this???

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https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ingleburn/cars-vans-utes/odyeighty-180sx/1144746570

>>16997331
>numbers matching
oh yes its that little pile of oxide over there
>clear coat a ship wreck

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>>16988226
>Equinox still alive?

Lol

>>16991640
>odometer: 133

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https://texoma.craigslist.org/cto/6055419151.html

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https://texoma.craigslist.org/cto/6079492232.html

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>>17002707
>Call nine zero three 449-07 one four
?

>>17000743
>it's a beetle kit car

I'm not sure what's worse, that under those supercar knockoff looks is a single carb econobox engine making double-digit hp, or that someone defiled a beetle to create that.

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https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/6071831178.html

>"only thing had a little carburetor fire"

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>>17000743
>https://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/6068661938.html

>>16997331
Kek