So I'm at the dealership where I bought my car. The lady

Tell her:

"I have iron in me, too, holy shit! SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

and run out the door.

>>16977520
Tell her that your iron will make her squeal too.

>>16977530
>>16977535
I was thinking something more along the lines of calling her a moron and a cheat and then threatening her family or something.

>>16977520
"you are a dumb whore"

>>16977520
Ask her to point out exactly where this iron is and contain you laughter in order to see how deep a hole she digs herself in

>>16977530
Wtf I laughed way to hard at this

>>16977520
Sell the bitch some copper grease and send her on her way.

>>16977530
kek

>>16977560
wow you have autism.

>>16978564
This
also ask her with a concerned voice if she is sure that they are OEM factory Aluminum braking discs.

Tell her you'd like to speak to someone who has knowledge of automobiles.

Also figured this would be a good stupid people thread.

>be me
>drive '90 500SL
>roadster so frameless windows
>every single person except "car" friends get their oily disgusting hands all over the window when they exit

>go driving
>girlfriend in passenger seat
>find area with very nice roads
>burning it through every corner
>auto, but don't care
>gf complains about the sudden accel/decel and bumpy suspension
>doesn't realize she's in a 27 year old convertible with stiff suspension