My girlfriend is pretty fat (I'm estimating about 300 pounds)

>>16973072
put her in the bed of a pickup truck.

make her exercise and eat properly

>>16973072
that girl is closer to 400lbs plus

>>16973072
Trade her in for a petite qt trap boi

>>16973072
Break up

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>>16973072
>not liking feminine penis

>>16973072
I love big girls and all of my gfs have been at least 300+lbs but you're not going to get a serious answer here.
Accord V6 is your best bet. Every generation of accord v6 has been pretty spacious sedan or coupe.
Enough power to not feel completely dead too.
If you've got the money I'd reccomend similar Acura.

>>16973072
Please tell me you arent that fat fuck with the fat gf that has a hard time trying to fit in your F-150 and other cars

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You ought to buy one of these. When she's in the mood, rip open a bag and roll her around in it; makes the wet spot easy to find.

>>16973169
I really dig 90s Integras, are those viable Acuras for what I'm looking for?

>>16973072
Challenger or charger would be my pick. Avoid overly bolstered seats. My ST's recaros make it difficult for my fatty to get in and out.

My GF is 250 lbs and we used to fuck in the back of her old Nissan versa. Missionary, doggy, you name it and that little car always managed to accommodate our shenanigans.

>>16973109
>>16973114
Why would I want to do that? I like fatties.

>>16973369
Don't worry, trap boiz cum in all sizes anon :^)

>>16973485
Show me one attractive fat trap boi. I will acknowledge that some traps are cute but I have yet to see one cute fat trap boi.

>>16973072
>>16973169
>>16973369
disgusting
i'll never understand fat fetish but honestly i don't want to
same goes for this kind of degenerates >>16973485

>>16973525
>trying to rationalize a fetish

>>16973072
Congraturations, you have failed in life.

>inb4 any pussy is good pussy
Not it's not. At that point you might not be able to reach it through the fetid, sweaty rolls of fat.

>>16973935
I have a preference for fat chicks though?

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I suggest something along these lines

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>>16973075
http://texastruckcenter.com/details_archive.php?stock_no=7654
this looks like it would do
just put a comfy cabin on the back

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Fake and gay

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>>16973525
>implying you dont have your own degenerate fetish

>>16974102
>>>>>Pic related, gf looks very similar to her, especially in the face
What did he mean by this?

>>16974102
I didn't say SSBBW Adeline was my gf, I just said she looked like her

>>16974102

Illiterate and retarded

>>16973072

Trade your gf in for the newest model. they have gone under significant weight reduction and are more athletic and sporty.

>>16974323
I dunno dude, the older, heavier model i got has a certain charm and comfort to it that I can't get over. I have a lot of sentimental value already invested. I guess its an acquired taste.

>>16973072
She is a gf and should stay that or even better be ur ex of long past

Stop fetish-shaming you low-test faggots. I mean I'm not into OPs landwhale types but I can't calm my dick down around chubby girls.

>>16973954
>one and a half LS swaps

Truck with a bench seat.

>>16973207
NO.
I've never driven a car more affected by weight in the low end
You will have to VTEC everywhere

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>>16973072
>>16974402

Stop dating whales and start dating humans, then you can buy a coupe

>>16974402
They're shaming a landwhale, not a chubby girl you stupid cunt

>>16974532
understand these tumblr fucks will call a 500lb hog chubby

Kek, blatant fucking troll thread.

2/10, made me laugh.

>>16973072
Get a Crown Vic or Town Car. Plenty of room.

>>16973072
A forklift seems like the solution.

>>16974579
If you want it to be sportier, find one with the Handling/Performance Pack or install the necessary components yourself (stiffer suspension, rear sway bar, shorter differential gears w/ Trac-Lok if you want to go the extra mile, etc). Or track down a Marauder for more POWWAHHHH, but good luck not paying out the nose for that.

It still won't exactly be sporty, but let's be honest here, how sporty can you expect a car to be with 300lb of supple girlfriend material on one side?

Also: make sure she rides in the front. The back of Panthers have tons of room width- and height-wise, but surprisingly little legroom unless it's a long-wheelbase Town Car.

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>>16974102
>Phoneposters

>>16974627
gold/10
would kek again

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>>16973072
You should replace the girlfriend for a less large model and get whatever the fuck car you want. Or see pic related

>>16974579
>>16974778
>tfw a Lincoln Towncar with 70,000 miles was offered to me for fucking free and I declined because it was automatic and not sporty

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>>16974938
>ever turning down free shit

>>16974961
I feel like such a retard for doing it now, I was just watching Initial D at the time and convinced myself that I needed a manual 90's ricecooker

What a fool I was

>>16975054
Clearly you turned down your destiny. Now you know what you have to buy.

Bench seats for big butts.

what about the Lincoln mark viii

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>>16975106
Neat cars, especially with that DOHC 4.6 and IRS, but does this look like something a 300lb+ girl would be able to reliably squeeze into?

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>>16973072
Listen up chubby chaser. You need an older make and model car. Those cars were made oversized.

I would recommend a Lincoln Continental like these ones

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/192147463833?vectorid=229466&lgeo=1&item=192147463833&rmvSB=true

>>16975166
>OP has to pay for the food budget of an eighth-ton fatty
>is currently driving an '04 Kia
>thinking he'll be able to afford the gas for a late 70's SEVEN POINT FIVE LITER V8

>>16975184
While I would be a feeder, she's already plenty fat, any fatter and I think she'd have health problems. Plus she's got a legitimate thyroid problem so I'd rather not fuck with that, so I think I can save up for a Continental, if I need.

Too bad it won't be to agile on the togue.

>>16975275
>Plus she's got a legitimate thyroid problem
That's what they all say because they want an excuse. She's lying.

>>16975312
She's genuinely one of the most honestly people I know and would look like a legit model if she was at an average weight and I'm pretty sure she's aware of it. With that in mind, if she could get thin she probably would because she'd be extremely desirable to the majority of the male population

>>16975334
>With that in mind, if she could get thin she probably would because she'd be extremely desirable to the majority of the male population
time to ditch her and get a girl who's happy/proud of her size, then

>>16975364
Haven't really discuessed that yet but I'm sure it'll come up eventually. We haven't even banged yet.

She's got some depression issues so I'm assuming she's got poor self image as well.

>>16973207
Kek no, they're pretty cramped as it is

>>16975394
>depression
>fat
>probably (definitely) a liar
>haven't even fucked yet
this is your chance op, leave before you stick dick inside

>>16973072
What the fuck is people being that fat normal where you live?
thats like morbidly obese not fat, fat is like 20kg over weight not a hundred or more.

>>16973072
new girlfriend

>>16973072
get a bike

>>16973109
he'll need a mazda first to attract them.

>>16974102
this is embarrassing for you

>>16974102
read the very last line of his post

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anon I hope you kys if this is real

>>16974102
Kill you are self

>>16973369
Then kill yourself.

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>>16975928
This op, get out of it while you can she sounds like a complete train-wreck in the making and it's gonna be awful. That aside you haven't even fucked yet and you're already considering trading your car to fit her needs?

slow down my dude, I like fatties too so I can definitely understand where you're coming from but
>fat
>depression
>self image issues
>'thyroid problem'
are all red flags, you can find a much better fat-ass elsewhere

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>>16973072

I got just the thing for you.
Given how large is the lady, this merely qualifies as a coupe

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>>16973935
If you can't find the hole just fuck a roll

:^)

>fat fetishists

>>16974485
So a V12?

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Please help me identify this machine. I hear it's got a passenger toilet seat if modded right.

>>16979899
Goddamn this make me want to take up bulimia

>>16973072
I'd recommend a trailer

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TRUCC

>>16975275
>need City runabout
>Agile on the touge

Pick one

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Ford crown vic

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>>16980009
Might just fit

>>16979708
Hyundai of some sort from the wheels, I want to say a Sonata?

>>16973195

holy shit this post

>>16974102
Oh no....

>>16973072
>sporty
and
>fat
do not mix

>>16984520
Didn't say it had to be fast while she was riding in it

>>16984520
Challenger?

>have standards so low you actually convince yourself a landwhale is attractive
>brag about it
I blame Facebook for removing any sense of shame

>>16986102
If you can get one, this. I know someone very fat and into cars and he loves it. Anything on that platform would fit the bill.

>>16986128
>shame
>on fucking 4chan