And it's two bare feet on the dashboard. Young love

I have no idea why people get so triggered on here about this, but real talk I'm also a foot fetishist so ???

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Gas break, dip, then scrape
Sideshows, donuts, figure eights

>>16970144
What is going to happen to your legs if the airbag explodes?

>these disgusting diabeetus hooves
I know this board is full of working class trash from flyover states, but this is completely unacceptable.

>>16970160
You will finally be able to bite your toenails.

>>16970160
Oh you know, they'll both just snap clean in half at the hip rendering you crippled for the rest of your life.

Fuck man, only a girl could be dumb enough to do this shit lol

>>16970160
Why should the airbag suddenly explode for no reason?

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>>16970167
if you're in america

>>16970178
Oh. I see. Unfortunately I live in whites only country.

>>16970167
Tell me why they wouldn't?

Why do headlights fail, hinges squeak, engines leak, clutches burn

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>>16970192
Witht this logic you shouldn't use your car at all because it might suddenly self combust or explode or the electric pedals might go wrong or the steering wheel could lock or the wheel migh fall off at 100MPH.
Shit, just walk bro.

Mitm Ford fort mim Zug heim

>>16970144
If you're going to post off-topic shit you could at least post nice feet instead of these revolting hamplanet trotters. Fuck you. Hidden, saged, reported.

>>16970144
ew, get that disgusting sweaty shit of my clean dashboard

>>16970184
That doesn't exist anymore Hans.

>>16970167
Tanaka airbags used to be made with an explosive compound that degraded over time. This created thousands of time bombs, one of which may be sitting in your car right now...

>>16970167
>yuropoor cars are not well designed

I'm not a foot guy really, but at least post cute feet (arch)... mine are prettier than that

Wow ibet you beta cucks get real triggered when stacy leaves grimey toeprints on your windshield cause "why not, anon? Its not like you have a new, clean car. Pull over, this is Chad's house here."

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>>16970631
Pic related

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who here ///footjob/// while touging

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>>16970144
>old Ford
I thought that was a Civic

>>16970647
Footfags need to die in a fire

>>16970167
>Takata in charge of making quality airbags

>>16970647
Implying you dont try to lick the toeprints off the glass in the middle of a hektic skid while unironically calling it the TOEgay

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Commence soles on glass dump

>>16970161
Lmao

>>16970678
ew, why are women such pigs?

>>16970144
I really don't care. If I've been driving with boots on, I sometimes pull over and do the same with socks on because I don't want damp rotty feet.

>>16970493
funny enough you used a German name

>>16970144
>owning a ford
>fat girl feet


Sounds about right

>>16970712
Because they are self-centred, narcissistic, and want instant-gratification

>>16970501
But...........who will be next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

I really don't get footfags.

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>>16971027
me neither tbqh

>>16970160
It would be very painful

>>16970178
Baltimore is a nice city. This image doesn't represent the real side of Charm City.

>>16971049
you're a big guy

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>>16971068
4u

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>>16971073
>crashing this stream

>>16970144
>And it's two bare feet on the dashboard.
In my USA state, the police will pull your car over if they see that. You as the driver will receive the citation for failure to ensure your passengers are complying with the law.

The other problem is that the GF, if she lives after the blood loss, will sue you for millions of damages. That will definitely exceed the medical coverage provision of your car insurance. By the way, she MUST sue you because that is the only way to get damages beyond basic hospital care since your insurance company is not going to max their offer. So for the sake of your own financial future, you should avoid feet on the dashboard.

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>>16971088
...WITH NO SURVIVORS

>feet on dashboard
>ford

Degeneracy confirmed, abandon thread.

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>>16970641

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>>16970678

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>>16972461

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>>16972473

Absolutely disgusting.

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>>16972483

>>16970167
ask Takata