>finish a road trip >bumper and front of your mirrors are

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>finish a road trip
>grab an ice cold beer and shitpost on /o/

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>finish a road trip
>almost get fucking killed swerving away from a dead deer corpse going 80mph

>>16949056

>He doesn't know about the lifehack
>Stick dryer sheet in spray bottle of water
>Spray it on bugs
>get another dryer sheet and wipe bugs off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergiLgciJRU

>>16950497
Lol just put masking tape on mirrors and bumper before driving, peel off when home, win??

>>16949082
How was the deer corpse moving that fast?

>finish a road trip
>push car back in driveway because apex seal blew

>>16949082
>Finish a road trip
>Nearly got killed by some stupid fuck in an Equinox cutting inches in front of me at 85mph on the 95
>Flashed lights
>Equifag swerved behind me
>Started honking and flashing lights
>Right on my ass
>Driving my shitty F150 thats smashed up to hell anyways
>Slammed brakes, his front bumper smashed into my rear
>immediately pulled off onto exit he couldnt follow
>Worst road rage I've ever had, but so nice when done right

>>16949056
where the fuck did you find that meme picture?

>>16950582
kek

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>>16949056
You haven't experienced real pain.

>>16951085
>not catching each bug in your mouth
Pleb

>>16949070
>his state doesn't allow drinking while driving as long as you are under the limit

Perkele.

It's a prize.

>>16950497
Stop shilling your channel you joke stealing fag

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>Finish road trip
>sit down for the next 20 minutes worrying about all the miles I put on my car

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>Finnish road trip

>>16953202
>take beater on road trip instead of nice car
>dont' worry at all

you're doing it wrong mate.

>>16950594
Good shit post attempt, but rotaries will still run without an apex seal.

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>>16950582

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>>16950582

>just finished a road trip
>clean trailer out, wash salt off sides
>wash salt and dirt off car, spend $4 at the U-wash down the block
>bird takes massive shit on it the next day
>U-Haul messages me two days ago, apparently I got a toll somewhere
>never passed a toll booth, sneaky fucks
>car is covered in pollen from trees
>RIP clean windows

>>16953202
Look at taxis. They can get to 400-500k kms without too much of an issue. Cars can do a million kilometres if it's not stop-start horseshit and are maintained decently.

>>16951443
>finnish a road trip
Cops never noticed your half empty whiskey bottle on a passenger seat

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>>16949056
everytime I go ride my dirt bike in the summer I get bugs all over my car. I live in the city and my bike is stored up north at my cousin's place. being the only car on a country road at night without street lamps literally brings the moths to the flame.

use one of these, a bug sponge. rise and wring out often to get rid of the dead bug guts.

Go on road trip accumulate one inch of road salt on the front of my vehicle wash it off takes a few flecks of paint with it driving home in the last hour and a half of the drive stop for fuel and start it back up lose 1st 4th and lock up only have second third and reverse and to shift from second to third has to be done manually on the column. Turned out to be a faulty ignition switch mfw

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>>16950582

>>16953211
>ifaggot

>>16949056
>He doesn't know to put blinker fluid on the bumper to let the bugs slide off.