I'm completely retarded to cars but I can't escape

>>16926240
Chevy cruze

Just about any SUV/Sedan/Crossover/NotASportsCar from at least 2005 will protect your retarded self adequately.

Then again if you're this concerned for your safety then maybe you should just go ahead and kill yourself.

Or, better idea, buy a cheap as fuck sports car that way you either have to learn to drive or will die when you fail to do so.

I recommend a C5/C4 Corvette or maybe some 80s Porsche like a 924, 944, 928, 968.

Or you could just find any early 2000s Mercedes for cheap as fuck and ruin your life.

Or


Or or or or or

Fuck off faggot

>>16926506
>Just about any SUV/Sedan/Crossover/NotASportsCar from at least 2005 will protect your retarded self adequately.
>just buy anything not older than 10 years
This is all I needed to hear.

>>16926402
This is an alright answer

>>16926506
>>16926240
>>16926521
What you really need is a sports car, or at least a RWD coupe.

>>16927452
>chevy cruze
aware me on this make and model

>>16928728
It's an American front engine front wheel drive compact sedan upscale shitbox. That's about it.

It has an online four around the board.

Honestly if you're looking for something under four grand I would recommend a Pontiac Grand Prix. It's still.FF but it comes with a god tier BY, the 3800 series is dead reliable and has good power, then the top of the line is V8 equipped. Good interior with a nice focus towards the driver.

All around alright shitbox desu.

>>16928841
Fuck I meant inline four. As in four cylinders

>>16928841
This
If you have no idea about cars and are on a budget Grand Prix is a great option. They never break

>>16928728
The interior was nice but it it drove like a piece of shit. That being said, you won't notice its shit if ou havn't driven anything better before.

>>16928841
>>16928880
>>16928890
Thanks guys. Two questions tho. American vs Japanese? And I can go 12k max so what's the best option at that price? I'm totally going to get eaten alive at a dealer. I'll bring a friend who knows cars but I'd also like to be not a total idiot when we go.