how can i best get rich so i can go out and buy my favorite cars?

Take all your savings to Las Vegas and say a few prayers

build a time machine and win the lotto

>hit the gym
>get the body of an Adonis
>sell your boipussy to lecherous old men/get a sugar daddy

>>16924822

that's actually not a bad idea

penny stocks
freelance work in one of the million things you can do in your free time
buy things you know about and flip them for profit
sell current car and get something that gives you better fuel economy
finish college
get good job

that was hard hoooo
or just go all in on teslas stock now before the model 3 launches

>>16924808
Start blowing dudes for $100 a nut.
If you can clear 10 dudes a day that's a grand a day right there. Do that for 5 years straight then you'll be able to afford the 918 at the current market prove (given that you save every dollar of course) that's a lot of dicks tho

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>>16924808
> rob bank
> invent something cool
> marry rich old man/woman
> get permanent disability at work
pick one mate

>>16924837
>implying stock 918 won't appreciate like mad

>>16924808
drugs

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Become a synthesizer...
...a crystallizer...
...a realizer.

You'll be on your way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_ts_FBB2AY

learn to code
make a startup
somehow get capital
work your ASS off to build the core product (like 80 hours a week for a few years)

>>16924808
>get a job
>invest all of your earnings
>don't buy shit you don't need

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>>16924852
Well then you'll just have to keep sucking dick then huh?

>don't ask me why I have this pic saved

>>16924856
>don't buy shit you don't need
A 918 would definitely be one of those

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Get an MBA, go into investment banking, work 80-100h a week for 10-15 years, live frugally and build a high-performance portfolio, buy your favorite supercars, realize you just wasted over a decade for silly status symbols, quit job, move into a rural town, buy a $3k civic with some mods, finally enjoy your life.

>>16924808

Get good at Poker.

>>16924896
its 2017

>>16924862
Everyone knows you like sucking dick.

>>16924925
>projecting

>>16924902
So. I know people that can clear a few G's a night.

>>16924885

Get paid to go to trade school
Start at 70k
Don't have kids and buy toys and investments
Profit???

Or waste 70k on a useless degree so you can make $15 and hour at some job that's irrelevant to your fancy degree.

>>16925034
I've heard of this "trade school" what does one need to qualify and what types of jobs do you get trained for? I'm highschool dropout making 18/hr from a staffing agency job

>>16924808
Learn to weld.
Learn to dive.
Become an underwater welder.

>>16925051

You need a highschool diploma. They train you to be come a tradesman such as a Electrician, plumber, elevator tech, etc. Then they sometimes find you a job where you apprentice for ~4 years before becoming a journeyman.

That $70k is in the richer parts of Canada btw. You'll probably make a lot less in 'murrica but likely more than going the degree route.

>>16925059
underwater welding will turn your bones into glue

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>>16924822
whoa hot