/o/ a fairy (a sexy fairy by your standards) spawns infront

That's not much to go on, sexy fairy.

>>16923625
ok

the car for a reasonable price AND a pair of magic fairy pantsu

>>16923647
I'll take it.

>>16923719
the fairy scammed you, it's just regular pantsu and the car had its hydraulic suspension as well as the hydraulic roof break down 1 month after your purchase

DUN DUUUNNN

>>16923730
Damn. What was the "reasonable price" I paid?

>>16923733
about 35000€ / $37000USD

>>16923733
about tree fiddy.

i'm so sorry.

>>16923618
Automatic, right? Am I in my own country of residence when this occurs? Are the pantsu my size (preferably 1-2 sizes smaller)? Can we assume that the vehicle has not been damaged in such a way that has effected any functionality of the vehicle?

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no thanks i already have a car

>>16923745
i just noticed THERES FUCKING POO ON THE FENDER!!!!!!

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>>16923745
>>16923752
the magic fairy cleaned your fender... but for a price...

>>16923768
if u give it a full restomod and a midnight purple metallic paintjob i will fuck u fairy

i'd take it

as long as it doesn't have the carbon ceramic brakes.

>>16923618
*unzips pants*

>>16923618
>wanting to pay money to look like a complete idiot in that ugly coloured shit

>>16923849
>asking favors AND a fuck

that's not how it works you little shit!

Get fucked, you stinky turk roach. That thing has had its odometer dialed back at least three times, and you can buy fake service records on eBay.