What model would you use to build an inconspicuous fast car that

why build when you can just take a c63 and then debadge it and put a c300 badge on

>>16919552
V12 swapped 508

>>16919579
>C class
>inconspicuous
lol
think of something blander
>>16919593
but will it fit?

golf with the biggest fucking engine u can fit in that little bitch the nape piggs and so on and so on

R35 GT-R rebadged/body kitted to an Infiniti G37.

>>16919633
>nape piggs
what did he mean by this?

>>16919552
>Clio
>good handling

Bollocks. Clios are horrible cars, terrible handling, rubbish interior, unreliable

There are much, much better hatches out there

>>16919717
Did you read the post?
>It needs to handle well at high speeds so I guess that pic is kinda unrelated.

EG civic with a few simple mods.

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>>16919717
>unreliable
meme

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>>16919552

>build
I'd buy a Chevy SS
Or fuck, even a v6 accord if you're poor

>>16919552
>help me get away with illegal shit from illegal racing to moonshining to being a getaway driver
reported

>>16919778
>i sexually identify as a pig: the post
>>16919773
>outside north america

>>16919782
Oh I missed the part where you said you were a faggot
Aren't high velocity assault cars banned in whatever irrelevant country you live in? Anything over 1.3L is pushing it for you guys

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>>16919552
>08-10 wrx
>2.5i impreza hood and badges
>Black fmic
>Profit??

>>16919793
Said the guy who can't get a manual Giulia Quadrifoglio Verde because of safety regulations

>>16919778
>implying fast cars can help you get away with crime in the age when even third world countries have choppers in their police forces

>>16919552
A few years ago there was the "black Bora gang" in my country, I don't think they ever got caught. Rumor has it that the owner was a guy who had another VW Bora for drag racing at the racetrack. They'd get plotted license plates from other black Boras and use a different one for each heist. Similar to the Opel Omega/Lotus Carlton gang from '90s England but with a much more common looking car (and probably even more unique in terms of the mechanics, since it was tuned by themselves so it was basically a one off).

>>16919818
>badges
pretty pointless in a high speed pursuit

>>16919552
Essentially you're asking what kind sleeper car we would have?

>dodge colt with 4G63 swap, and evo III 16g turbo if on budget

Done.

>>16919552
What would u say about Vw lupo swapped with audi 4.2 engine?

>>16921606
not just sleeper, but a car that can blend in and hide in plain sight

>>16920044
Cool story

Just get a slightly old civic and keep all your rice to the engine bay.

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>>16922222
good post
i agree

Black, grey or silver Audi A4 or S4. Styling isn't flamboyant, and how many black A4s do you see in a day.
Get the wagon for an even more unassuming car, no one ever expects them to be speeding.

>>16919938
>implying the quattroformaggi is relevant at all
lol mate, it doesn't even have mods from main tuning houses.

>>16922190
It's true though. I know the Bora (older gen Jetta that keeps being sold in Latin America, for those who don't know) is far from a rocket, but the thing is the police here doesn't have very fast cars.

>>16922506
Alfa Romeo was tuning cars before tuning houses were a thing. Hell, Enzo Ferrari worked tuning race cars (as an employee!) for Alfa Romeo. QV is a lot more meaningful than ///M or /////AMG, even more so than V//

>>16919690
merc cops

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STOP LARPING AS RYAN GOSLING

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>>16923925
...

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>>16923925
>>16923968

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>>16923925
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO STOP

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Some sort of kia/Hyundai, they've invested my town to the point where every other car is Korean.

>>16924404
Does the Cerato handle well?

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Small truck like an S10 or a ranger

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>>16924587

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>>16924587
>>16924614
"The Driver", huh?

>>16924404
>that pic
kek

>>16919552
i can think of opels right now
opel vectra a/b
>swap in red top 2.0, upgrade suspension and brakes, add forced induction
opel omega a
>swap in whatever you like because if lotus managed to stuff in a twin turbo straight 6 then i'm sure you can whatever you wish too

these cars are nowadays only driven by old people, no one will suspect it to be quick

>>16924795
The straight 6 was standard, they just added the turbos and tuned it. And a car that old would be hard to blend in.

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>>16924811
so something newer then? what about škoda octavia, plenty of good vag engines to swap in. i was going to say passat but those are too heavy, you don't want to be too heavy and have only about 200hp max. you also don't want something overpowered or it will overheat quickly and you're done for.

>old civic
>put a turbo on it
done

>>16924827
Shouldn't something overpowered be able to stay cooler at the same speed?

>>16924861
2012 civic :^)

1) get car that's popular as a taxi
2) paint it in taxi livery
3) plastidip it in your color of choice
4) get a magnetic taxi light for putting it on the roof and taxi plates if they look different than the regular ones in your country

When you have to escape, get to a secluded location, strip the dip, slap taxi light on the roof. Alternatively, have a friendly semi with a ramp run near you and use it as a mobile secluded location. Think F.L.A.G. Mobile Unit.

>>16925383
Good luck attempting that with the pigs on your tail. That stuff belongs in an action joint, not in the real world. Nor in an action film, either.

>>16919743
>implying engine is the only thing that needs to be reliable

You know there are tons of components on your car other than that engine that can go bad right?

Lexus LS400/430/460. If you have the factory air-suspension, and factory-looking wheels, you could raise the vehicle to oem ride height, and slip right passed the fuzz.

No one expects a comfort-mobile, if it's modded right. Throw a turbo/supercharger on there, and you can have one comfy highway cruise with power on demand.

This is my plan for my next purchase (minus the forced induction)

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>>16926390
>implying unimportant stuff matters as much as crucial stuff

>>16926418
Shit, I debunked my own argument.
I forgot I was making a defense of Renault.

>>16919602
Around Los Angeles a C class is a pretty standard car.

>>16926430
But is every other car a C class? I think that for LA an Impala makes more sense. Remember this is about losing the cops and being unrecognized by them after the fact.

>>16924587
>body on frame so unnecessarily heavy
>will look weird if lowered and on performance tires
Shit choice

>>16922190
Pointless comment

>>16926378
>park somewhere that covers one entire side
>peel the street facing side
>put on taxi light
>now you can peel the other side without looking too weird
For extra dissonance you could get a tint and roll your windows down in "taxi mode".

>make spaceframe chassis a la nascar
>drop fiberglass shell that looks like a common car
>discard shell after escaping in what now looks like a dune buggy

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>>16925383
>>16926516
>>16926527
It's a car, not a lizard. Shapeshifting complicates things.

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>>16926594
>Shapeshifting
this gave me an idea

forget about blending in with traffic, blend in with the street. Your biggest concern will be the choppers if you get something fast enough that you can quickly lose the driving pigs.
Get a murdered out car in asphalt gray, then get some clear matte wrap for your windows. Now you can get as eccentric as you want in your choice of car. Just remember to kill your lights if a chopper is nearby.

>>16919552
Fiero with a bodykit, drive in a exotic-heavy neighborhood. Not even memeing.

>>16926907
I think you'd have a hard time hiding 2 ton of metal flying along a road from a chopper, regardless of how you paint it.

RE what OPs talking about maybe an upper model renaultsport with the cosmetics taken off?

>>16927262
Use parking slots, tunnels, bridges, vegetation to your advantage. Besides if you're fast enough you can get out of sight before the chopper makes it there. Of course not any tunnel will do it unless it has multiple exits and/or opposite traffic without a hard barrier in the middle.

>>16927271
t. Michael Mann

>>16919552
Chevrolet SS model

>>16927333
Even Mercs are more common here, I wish I was kidding

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>>16919552
Silver Chevy Cruze

>>16925383
>strip the dip

That takes well over an hour to do, it doesn't peel off as easy as you think.

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>>16927364
>gm
PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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>>16927387
Even if the taxi trim consists of this?

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>>16927364
>gm icecucks think they can outrun anybody when their z06 can't even outrun a sedan in a roll race
https://youtu.be/i2CS1HUp3hY

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>>16927429
>>16927475
Struck a nerve I see

>>16926410
This but factory trans in LS400 cannot handle more power.

>>16919552
>Think of the euro equivalent to the Impala from Drive.
Oh you

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>>16927652
swap the tranny then
>>16919818
pic related :^)

>>16921752
That's what a sleeper is, no?

>>16927704
Nah, an sleeper just looks slow while being fast. Pretty much the opposite of a ricer. It doesn't need to be common and generic, just slow looking. Think Volvo 850R.

>>16919552
Have friends driving around the place with cars of the same model and color than yours. Make one of them speed to bait the chopper, use another as a road clearer. If the cops pull it over use their distraction to continue in that road and have another fleet car become your new road clearer.

I don't think that you can get a gm with the 3.6l in Europe that isn't a Cadillac.
Just get a car with a v6 like the passat or a turbo opel.
Also 300hp with a fwd and a shitty slushbox isn't that great. They used a pretty powerful v6 for a year because the ecotec was a bit gutless and too noisy for a old people mobile.

>>16927683
ooh that's a spicey meme

>>16927799
>for a year
They used it in every Impala after discontinuing the SS

>>16927848
Now the base model get the ecotec.

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>>16927977
Low power, sad!

VW Up! with a Porsche engine in the back and a RWD conversion
Also get rear disc brakes

>>16928631
sounds like quite the hoonmachine

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>>16928631
Sounds like you could rip some quality fukken hektiks with that

>>16931267
Spicy

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>>16928631

>>16919949
>implying it doesn't happen all the time
see the Lotus Omega gang
pretty sure they had choppers in the UK in the 90s

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>>16933167
That's American and not fast

>>16933537
its an opel and its faster than most car in america. Its pretty much a cobalt ss turbo for old people.

>>16933658
>under 300 HP
>fast

>>16928631
Underrated

>>16928631
>VW Up
>good handling

>>16936269
errrr I haven't seen many Ups roll over

>>16919552
Nissan Juke with R35 engine swap

Peugeot 107 with a 4A-GE 20V swap and BYD badges/lights for extra stealth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHZINykyKs

>>16938053
I'd just commit sudoku if I was in the SXi. Holy shit how embarrassing.

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BMW Active Tourer with Kia badges and grille, ditch them after you get far enough from the heat.

>>16938822
Why not do the exact opposite? Use a Kia with BMW badging and have the cops look for the Active Tourer while you travel among the countless Kias hiding in plain sight.
Also
>copying the 107/BYD idea this hard

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>>16938855
Ok so you want me to come up with something original...
Take a bland German sedan such as the E90 BMW 3 series and swap a superior Italian engine in it

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>>16938888
Nice quads, however...
>Italian """""""stealthiness"""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoZiTxdQyw

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>>16938822
>>16938888
Came here to appreciate these marvelous digits

>>16938920
>your gf will never scream like a ferrari v12 in bed
why live
this is a earp/o/rn thread now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncO4vGfvE34

>>16939825
fuck off derailer

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>>16938888
ayyyyy BMW fangirls on suicide watch

>>16940290
because of those quads I meant btw

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>>16919552

Since it's about build and not just buy a de-badged W203 C32 AMG Wagon ..

Seat Exeo
>basically a re-badged Audi B7
>swap engine tranny with the RS4 parts

Now you got an unassuming Seat with a 420 bhp 4.2L V8

>>16919552
golf r32, preferably mk4, with panels/interior from a stock golf. maybe not the best handling car ever, but the engines can make decent power and you have 4wd, even if it is haldex.

that or a 4 door e46 with the m3 engine swapped in.

passat b5 with 4wd, swapped with audi I5 and boosted

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>>16919552
Stop being a faggot and get a Rinspeed sQuba, then disappear a la James Bond

>>16926390
>>16926418
You can stay BTFO for the week now

>>16940374
Yet Renault gets a high average reliability rating, really makes you think

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This thing can give a real sucker-punch to the backseat in sudden acceleration from 3rd

>>16940392
Plus they blend in with bimmers pretty well, to the untrained normie eye

>>16940381
>rigged ratings

>>16941454
What did he mean by this?
The data is here to see faggot
http://www.reliabilityindex.com/manufacturer/
also Renault is in the top 10

>>16940392
VR6?

>>16943338
yeah

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Fiat Tipo/Egea with a Busso swap. If it fits, that is.

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>>16944999
>those digits
woah, mirin (no homo because I'm not into that whole Yale thing)
is there anything based FCA can't do?

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>>16945054
>no homo
>posts homoerotic picture

>>16919552

AE86 Sprinter Trueno

>>16919552
an E30 with a volvo badge switched on it
Prolly have a less conspicuous paint job as well

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>>16919552
(and I wouldn't be the first one to do exactly this)

>>16919602
U gay? A fuckinh c class is an eco normie car

Whatever the non north American version of a chevrolet cruze is called I just can't be bothered to Google the name right now

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>>16919552
>First gen Octavia RS
>Standard body/badges
>Bigger turbo + supporting mods
Done

Sleeper mk4 jettas w/vr6 turbos are popular in VA

>>16924587
Why the hell don't Americucks import the Maloo from Australia?

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Supercharge a xantia activa V6, you've already got the amazing cornering speed and the unassuming looks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09-C33SrJi8

>>16919743
>bentley

twin turbo diesel punto

>>16946514
>(and I wouldn't be the first one to do exactly this)
what did he mean by this?
>>16946628
probably too cucked to get an ute but too proud to import
in summary, a bunch of proud cucks

>>16946738
ayyyyy
>>16946670
Xantias are hardly a dime a dozen though, specially after all the euro versions of the cash for clunkers plan

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>>16919552
>no one has mentioned this car yet

>>16946814
too old
a red Volvo 850 would stick like a sore thumb
I think the Octavia guys have a lot better chances of not getting busted

>>16946823
>too old
When you're running/hiding/avoiding cops, the older the better

Also
>dark green
>wagon
It's basically camouflage

Nissan Patrol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYq5VZP3S8

>>16946826
>When you're running/hiding/avoiding cops, the older the better
Not if it makes your car unique and easy to identify. You don't want the newest car in the city but you don't want a 20 year old car either. I'd personally look at what rentals have.

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Just get whatever the cops get for unmarked cop cars :^)

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>>16946893
This one is pure evil

>>16946896
>ford's tacky silver plastics are even on the mustang
WTF

>>16919739
This but a ls swapped civic or some sort of midship rwd swap with any of the 2.0L and up Honda engines

>>16946785
That I wouldn't be the first one to hide extremely powerful chassis under a grey Octavia Mk. I body. (Tho these days a white Mk. II would be the least suspicious one I guess.)

>>16947217
Oh, I thought that maybe you had some story about some street racers or heists from your country/region involving a Octavia

Boosted Corolla xrs from 2006 is the only good answer. My buddy has one and we take it to the races all the time. He slaps newer Bmw with it no questions. He's got like 290fwhp weighs 2300lbs (gutted) and runs it on steelies. Its debadged and the intercooler is sprayed black for maximum stealth. Then when the cops come just cruise in 6th gear like we work at one of the factories that we race near.

>>16947674
Nice, props for posting your own experience

>>16919552
Wear black face and put a body kit on your car then head to the woods take the kit off and wash the black face off and thats how you can loose the cops

>>16947674
I want to do this to my corolla someday. It's a 1zz but with boost and forged internals it can be taken past 300whp

>>16949417
kek
>>16949432
>past 300whp
>in a FWD car
I'm not sure this would be the wisest thing anon

>>16949432
enjoy your torque steering

>>16924795
And then Holden took the same car and fitted an LS1 and LS2 to it. The sky's the limit.

Kei car with a hayabusa engine
Get into those alleys where the pigs can't enter

>>16951670
>implying cops don't have radios
enjoy getting trapped after they block the exits while you're inside
communication>individual performance
there's a reason Tigers got their asses handed by Shermans in WWII

>>16951880
>there's a reason Tigers got their asses handed by Shermans in WWII
yeah, numbers

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00-07 lancer, preferrably silver.

>>16949596
>>16950545
What's the problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQcxVDx_Dj4

>>16953530
have fun trying to turn

>>16927475
shit bait

>>16954815
>bait
if I was b8ing I'd have used a normal drag race from full stop