FIRST OF THE YEAR EDITION
>This thread is for residents of Chicago and surrounding suburbs
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SPRING IS HERE FUCKERS, TIME TO START PLANNING SPRING MEETS
POST DATES, TIMES, PLACES, AVAILABILITIES
WELCOME ALL NEW MEMBERS! COME SHITPOST.
Meet wen
>>16912510
Wen u post bp
bp wen
>>16912514
no u
>>16912543
r u a girl
>>16912556
no. r u?
When the fuck did we start a thread? You know what happens when you plan on the weather in this city, right?
>>16912519
I read this doujin. It was 100p
>>16912503
postan broken car
Who here /southside/?
Oak Lawn reporting in
>>16912709
/Garfield park/
>>16912709
is that actually your car
>>16912709
Is that the new Subaru WRX hatch
>>16912707
Fix your trans
>>16912503
Why do FIBs drive like retards
>70 on the straights
>40 on the turns
>Like a retard on the interstate
>>16912707
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So are we actually going to attempt to plan something, or are we going to just shipost all day?
>>16914253
Twistys fagget
>>16914367
We can go to Starved Rock and try to find the pool of blood I left there.
>>16914408
2nd starved rock
STARVED ROCK MEET WEN
Welcome back, Chicago.
t. Houston
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>>16912709
Scottsdale my man
>>16912503
>>16912510
>>16914253
>>16915279
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Fuck it
>>16915308
Nightwave fuck off
>>16917388
Why? We made you. Also, early cross-collaboration so your meets wouldn't fail like every other one on this board that isn't a Cali meet.
anyone in chicag/o/ want to sell their shitbox to a first time buyer?
>meet when meet when
plan something you beta cuck
>>16912709
>>16916547
No niggers allowed
>>16917834
>Tfw nightwave is better than us
Who has the fastest car down there in ur club
>>16917994
>oak lawn
>not the whitest place on earth
>>16918328
>oak lawn
>white
i live in chicago but i dont have a car can i hang out with u guys
>>16918399
Fuck off nocar.
>>16918399
sure, the guy who made this thread is a busrider
>>16918399
post baikupucci
so meet when
>>16919162
As soon as our weather starts being predictable
>>16912514
let's see them tits yo
>>16912683
sauce?
>>16919206
it is, or can you not read the weather app
>>16919220
I...I can't, something's wrong, I can't find it and it's not in my favorites.
quit kvetching about the weather any weekend is fine as long as we avoid rain
>>16919615
why the fuck is it still so cold
Beverly reportan'
Anyone see the hold up at the 7-Eleven on 103rd and Western? I pulled in while the cops were investigating and they told me to fuck off.
>>16918231
Had a gt-r in our statewide meet a month ago
>>16920204
Like an actual /o/tist with a gt-r? Eh they're cheap enough I believe it
>>16919436
ANON PLEASE
>>16920286
It's gone, man, it's all over, all hope is lost. Only choice now is suicide.
Everyone meet at my house right now.
>>16920367
I knew this day would come
>>16918399
CTAfaggot fuck off
>>16920398
don't trust this man, he wants your bp
I can eat the most breadsticks
Don't fuck with me
>>16918335
they only have a few pajeets and abduls
>>16920204
Shit I missed this meet. I don't check the thread / discord often enough
>>16920881
>>16886126
Keep an eye on the /hou/ thread, when its time for another statewide meet there'll probably be a separate thread for that at least a month in advance to work out scheduling to make sure as many people as possible can go.
OK, so we actually got some discussion going with the thread and actually have plans to vote on.
first is this long route all the way from Fox Valley to Starved Rock: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/41.7587416,-88.2080511/41.3213596,-88.9955599/@41.3528301,-88.8521521,25160m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m9!4m8!1m5!3m4!1m2!1d-88.8440783!2d41.3402781!3s0x8809546c77913cff:0x7c1cbbc1010e5a78!1m0!3e0
Second is this much more shortened route that starts somewhere in downtown Ottowa to hit the dankest-looking parts of Rt. 71: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Downtown/41.3213596,-88.9955599/@41.3261672,-88.9367266,12943m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m14!4m13!1m10!1m1!1s0x8809540d19a92cf5:0x6e87e0206909cfa0!2m2!1d-88.8453507!2d41.346975!3m4!1m2!1d-88.8427855!2d41.3404517!3s0x8809546c77913cff:0x7c1cbbc1010e5a78!1m0!3e0
Or three people have suggested just meeting straight at starved rock, and fucking about till the cops show up or we get bored, whichever happens first.
>>16920971
Last option best option
>when nobody bumps the thread
>>16920881
hasn't happened yet, this is shitposting and planning
I'm at work, why am I posting on 4chan
>>16922587
Cuck detected
>>16922696
Earns more money than sitting at home in ur mums basement collecting autismbux.
Just because California says we'released useless flyover states doesn't mean we need to act like like one.
>>16924298
>caring what calicucks say
>>16917873
Want a 98 vw cabrio? Black with tan top and only 75k miles. Runs nice if you don't mind looking like a homo.
>>16920078
Yah as long as you take us to waldo cooneys after.
let's make a wiki like /hou/'s nightwave
>>16924441
/hou/ is both larger and more entertaining
We're shit by comparison
>>16924351
how much?
SW side here. Drive a Fiesta ST with the Cobb stage 3 package bolted on.
Am I invited?
>>16924697
u can hang out with the other ST guy
Also
>stage 3
>>16924697
>cobb stage 3
lmao
>>16924697
>stage 3
Oh boy ur gonna get bullied so bad
>>16924697
>stage 3
>it's all cobb
LEL you should have paid off part of your car and bought cheaper parts with a custom tune
>>16925273
I know right?
All I need is a maximum whoosh noise blowoff adapter and a flatbill cap
>>16924697
>stage 3
tfw only a few races more so i can finally afford stage 3 engine upgrade too
Hey guys, stage 3 benis here
Am I invited
>>16925625
Only if you have a stage 3 boipussi
Guys, just because you don't ride doesn't mean you can sell it
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/6059300286.html
So uh.
Still got not enough responses on my earlier message if we're just gonna meet up or cruise or what not
And no plans of when.
Illinois resident here, how's life in Chicago?
>>16926740
because ur plans r gay
>>16926757
only like 2/10 of us are actually from chicago
the rest are smelly forest niggers
>>16926757
p okay
>>16926757
fun
>>16926740
I'd say cruise to starved rock and when we get there hit the local togay and then eat some fucking breadsticks with other /o/tists
>>16918328
>>16918335
have you been to oak lawn you stupid fuck? everything past Christ hospital is black but before that its irish or itlalian
>>16928618
can confirm
>>16928324
BREADSTICKS
OLIVE GARDEN TRAIN CHOO CHOO
LET'S HARASS US A WAITRESS
>>16928324
Which cruise route, short one from local town or long one?
>>16929243
Depends senpai.
The meet up is being set up as we speak. Date: April 22 (Saturday)
The cruise; since everyone is widespread across the state it has been set as a multi-ethnic cruise. People who want to take the long cruise could meet up at Fox valley to get to the short cruise. Or people who want to do the short cruise can meet at the starting point of the short cruise. Those who just want to hang/can't make the cruise and meet everyone up at starved rock.
>>16931666
*Multi-stage cruise
>>16931666
Nice tentative date retard
I can't even make April 22nd
>>16932079
cucked
>>16932079
Nobody said shit, so I threw out numbers. Now that we have some semblance of actual planning, what do you say?
>>16932190
I say you should kill yourself
>>16932198
And there goes any semblance of actual planning. April 22 stays.
>>16932262
fuck off desu nobody cares
>>16932262
I vote April 23rd
Sunday funday cuckboy
>>16928618
why did you quote me
Let's do this on the 22nd
>>16934029
That's way up there, possibly a two hour drive tops. Maybe make this saturday and Sunday the meet, or push this whole thing out to the 29th so we can keep saturday.
>>16932922
Sunday? I wouldn't care
Would our meet be better on a Saturday or a Sunday? I'm thinking Sunday desu since it's a day thing
>>16935869
Some people are suggesting saturday, some seem ok with sunday. Should we make a straw poll real quick?
I would but I'm on mobile.
Bumparooni and cheese
>>16936447
>>16936447
>poll
Nice tryhard faget
>>16926757
Going to big bad Chicago spooks me desu senpai
>>16937926
Well how else am I going to know what people want, nobody says shit. The discord is nothing but shitposting and more shitposting. Only one person actually said something in regards to the actual meet in any regards.
>>16937997
Starved rock is nowhere near the city, it's way west of it.
>>16938025
Oh yeah Starved Rock is awesome I used to go there all the time as a kid.
I just literally hate Chicago.
>>16938436
why tho?
>>16938008
Nobody asked you to organize it anyway
>>16938436
chicago is great to visit occasionally but it is shit-ass garbage to live anywhere near lakeview
Downstate shitposter that got his car from Chicago. Can I join in?
>>16939695
Yeah
>>16931666
This is gay
bumpin
>>16937997
Chicago is shit for car enthusiasts
Worst city ever
>>16939695
Pls do
OK, so since nobody's planning I decided to make one. Here's what I got:
For those that want to do a long cruise can start all the way at Fox Valley Mall, we'll start at 11.
Short cruise starts in the nearby town of Ottawa. The long cruise people will run through here and meet with the short cruise people, who will all take the dankest parts of rt.71 to Starved Rock.
Those that don't give a shit about the cruise can just go straight to Starved Rock and start doing laps or whatever.
When everybody meets up, we'll make food and wait for the cops to fuck off if that happens, then start doing laps again. Which reminds me, people have to chip in to bring food and stuff. I can bring soda.
Links to important things:
What day are we doing this shit: http://www.strawpoll.me/12661285
Zello group (phone 2-way radio sorta deal): http://zello.me/k/ewmEB
Google Maps Route (pic related, A is long cruise start, B is short cruise start): https://www.google.com/maps/dir/41.7587684,-88.2081354/41.3213821,-88.9955541/@41.5252726,-88.5781734,61570m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m19!4m18!1m15!3m4!1m2!1d-88.2068882!2d41.7589991!3s0x880ef832d67ed811:0xbe886688ece209d2!3m4!1m2!1d-88.8444212!2d41.3448012!3s0x8809546d679276e5:0x8ab3cdeda65a378b!3m4!1m2!1d-88.8402729!2d41.340389!3s0x8809546eaf676f81:0xc95ca5152384b562!1m0!3e0
Bring food you cucks
>>16942543
Bread
Sticc
>>16942543
Whatcha want?
>>16942543
>not going to portillos before hand
its like you dont even live here
anybody know any shops in the area that sell racing seats, I wanna get something so I don't bump my head on my FD's roof
>>16944896
Portillos may be good, but comon.
P.S. Teddy's Red Hots in the southwestern burbs is better.
>>16944948
Used or new? I've hit up abc auto parts before for used oem recaros
>>16944948
Also hit up top speed auto accessory if you want like race spec ass huggers
>>16945515
enjoy the you
>>16942543
where did people agree to this
>>16946284
Discord.
>>16947247
No fuck off we agreed on breadsticks
>>16947363
Nigger you were fucking memeposting. Bring the breadsticks yourself if you're actually serious about it.
>>16947437
>cooking
>not just going to a restaurant
>>16947553
>being so lazy that you can't make burgers.
>>16924697
>Cobb
We get it, you vape
>>16948090
>being a fat burger
>>16948723
I may be fat, but at least I get fat off my own cooking.
Mostly.
NICE TRY DESU LMFAO
>>16947247
nobody agreed to that there, you just say things
Mv is a faggot
>>16951263
t. can't turn
>>16951286
Wrong person faggot :D
T. Anonymous
>>16951066
Well guess what nigger, I'm the one that took 15 minutes to go to google maps and make a plan, and I say we bring food.
>>16951369
Nobody asked you to do that either
>>16951476
So if we ask somebody to do something, that gives that person authority?
>>16951476
Why the fuck are you here if you're hell-bent on going against what we have? Nobody made a plan so I made one. If you don't like it, throw in your suggestion or make your own.
>>16951496
Someone suggested my choice here >>16932198
>>16951515
>>16951496
This
>>16951496
what you have*
>157 replies of desu getting rekd
Fuck Desu tbqh
Bredsticc wen
>>16954669
>>16955326
Fuck desu and his shitty plans
>>16955326
>>16955761
> t. trust fund babby selfposting to make his shitty life feel less worthless
Don't worry, someday you'll find a nice big bull to make you his loving wife :^)
>>16955908
What? Sorry nobody likes desu's plan faggot
>>16955326
What a fucking faggot
Drumpfags are disgisting
>>16955326
>pol_poster_starter_pack.jpg
Fuck niggers tbqh
>8 days later
Keep up the good progress, guys.
t. Houston
Aurora, IL here
>>16955908
>celica #2 in the background
OK, so, people have expressed interest in doing it on the 30th, so I made a new strawpoll with this new date. Re-vote on what you want.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12678834
All I have is automatic lancer se, will I be accept
>>16924697
cobb stage 3? that's faster than a gtr. probably too fast for any the shitboxes at the meat. you'll roll up and everyone will pee their pants in fear of your honda fiesta
>>16956713
I own an automatic rusty W-body on it's second transmission. You'll be fine.
>>16956455
But is it fast?
>>16956713
Are you cock anon? Omg
>>16956772
oh god. yes
>>16956771
I've never really run it against other cars so I'm not really sure how it stacks up.
I think it's breddy slow, desu
>>16956804
Omg
>>16956817
wat modz
>>16957058
basically its a k24a2 swap with bolt ons and tune. full mod list is kinda lengthy
>when they try to talk shit about my bike to trigger me
>>16957116
So like... 250whp?
>>16956817
I like your retarded sonic sticker
bump
So its agreed breadsticc and harassing waitresses
STOP FUCKING RAINING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16958553
You can harass minimum wage waitresses at the olive garden. I'll be at starved rock hooning it up with the cool people.
>>16958553
>>16959990
There's an Olive Garden less than 20 minutes from starved rock. But I think that's the kind of thing we can decide once we get there and actually know what's going on instead of some anonymous autists arguing on a Mongolian sheep grooming forum.
>>16960062
I vote OLIVE garden post meet
bredsticc wen
>>16960258
We can use the breadsticks to shove up your boipussi, how's that
>>16960283
O-okay
>>16957140
i would say it makes closer to 220-230whp.
>>16957292
thanks
>>16961636
Dats p good
I'll race u lad
>>16962133
whatchya runnin?
>>16959990
>cool people
>desu
>>16956665
So Sunday the 23rd? Or are more people gonna vote?
>>16962818
I'm waiting for more voters.
I'm sorta waiting for the thread to die, so I can put it in the OP.
>>16962491
Some old mercedes
Too lazy to make new thread this early in the morning, bumping this one.
>>16965013
ur threads are bad anyway let Jason do it.
>>16965400
Fuck you buddy, I hate making threads
Who is this
>>16966184
Lots of different people. Your threads and posting is bad
Henlo
>>16966932
henlo
I am a dog can I come to ur meat
>>16967796
>vstrom
no
>>16967796
Dogs always welcome
>>16967796
>v strom
good taste pupper