How often do you guys open google Maps, pinpoint a random spot

Bitches love to go on adventures but you gotta have some specific destination in mind like a tomato festival or the world's largest lint ball.

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>>16909007
That's what I mean, I never have anything in mind when I'm driving. I could be completely lost and still drive around. I only turn on the GPS if I'm ready to go back home or I'm in the woods or mountains. Most girls don't like being lost to that degree, at least from my experience

whenever my mom isn't feeling well i take her on drives to the middle of nowhere and we stay there for a while. at a minimum i take her out twice a week, just driving to random remote areas.

she doesnt drive, doesnt get out much, and hasn't socialised a lot for the past few years due to her anxiety. shes stressed out a lot and has been without a job for the past 15 years. most of the time she falls asleep before we even leave the city but she says that her anxiety and worries go away whenever I drive her around. so I try to pick longer distances to drive.

it's good time spent. not even gonna lie though, i love drives out of the city.

random nearby canyon? yeah I do that sometimes

not like a random city destination though; I'm in LA county so that usually means traffic

>>16909098
Google helps you avoid traffic

>>16909043
T H I C C

>>16909124
traffic is inevitable lad

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>>16909136
Which one?

>>16909143
right one obviously

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>>16909142
True but it depends, I doubt LA has heavy traffic oh Tuesday night? Even when it does, you should know how to get around it

>>16909155
Left is way hotter

My gf loves doing this with me and she's as normie as they get. They're out there. She just has to really trust you.

most of the time gf and i will look up a random place to eat and just go there. i'll look for fun roads and she doesn't mind most of the time

>>16909172
so you think having car-autism means you're not a normie. nevermind the fact that
>you use the windows operating system
>you wear shoes that were purchased at the mall
>you stream music in .mp3 format
but oh you drive a 5speed miata so you're obscure and dee, right?

>>16909184
>u godda be /fa/ /mu/ and /g/ to be autismo /o/ doesn't count!

>>16909197
all I am saying is you are considered Norman by someone.

>>16909163
>left is way hotter
Wew. The one on the right is obviously god tier because T H I C C.

>>16908999
i do this. but i usually just pick a restaurant somewhere in the middle of nowhere - 4 or 5 hours away. drive there, eat lunch, drive back.

when i did it on a labor day weekend the restaurant picked was closed.

mapcrunch.com

>>16909239
No,left is hotter. Not only that she's hotter than most women around. I love looking at her

>>16909060
Son of the year right here.

>>16908999
That doesn't sound very random to me

Do you use a RNG for the latitude / longitude, bounded by your region?

>>16908999
the last time i did that, i got ticketed for doing 4 over in an area i was unfamiliar with, and now i don't go on aimless drives.

also, fuck the police.

>>16909209
as in found out?

>>16909060
Beautiful, anon. My mom is very happy with me but I wish I could do something special like this for her.

>bus routes
am I supposed to take a taxi or some shit?

>>16909267
Guys, guys, why do they have to be broken up? They look quite comfortable with each other; I think they should stay together as a pair...who is open to a third.

>>16908999
Westchester, Rockland, Orange, Putnam don't count as upstate you twit.

Not ever because I'm in a rural southern shithole and randomly showing up at/near someone's property is literally how you get shot.

These people never made it out of the 1930s.

>>16909793
cringe m8

>>16909861
>cringe m8
mmmm, anon posts "teens pic" and I'm the cringy one...Mk.

>>16909874
you're just cementing the fedora to your head lad

>>16909841
It's a legit worry for isolated people. Someone can show up at your home, do a home invasion, and then force you to tell them your PIN code to your ATM and credit cards. They can force you to tell them the info to access your 401K and company pension accounts so that the money is wired directly to your bank account. That is NOT suspicious activity. They can then shop using your cards at a store and even pay your property taxes as they live at your home for years. As long as no one else checks up on you (you're a loner), someone can take over your identity.

We've had a few cases of this in my city that got caught. All were homeless who took over. One example lasted only 3 days due to neighbors and active social life. One lasted 2 weeks because it was an elderly couple. The worst was a wealthy retired manager from my employer. That was the worst one since he was divorced and lived at a nice lakeside house. The two homeless stayed at his place for over 6 (six, not a typo) months. Of course, they killed him after they got the info to access his accounts. They were only caught because they underestimated the nosiness of police as they were driving his SUV around.

I want to do this but I just need to rack up a list of attractions/reasons.

Google Earth is great for finding off road spots and abandoned places.

But since I'm on a mobile device 99% of the time I rarely use it anymore.

>>16909007
That's what I do. Last two years, I've pinpointed a bunch of stuff I wanted to see, booked hotel rooms, then just packed the car and set off.
I drive somewhere, park the car, wander around on foot exploring stuff, and then hit a bunch of wiggly country roads on the way to somewhere else. Pub food, picnics in the great outdoors, short hikes through beautiful scenery, greasy breakfasts, and gigabytes of pictures from various military museums I wander around.

>>16909043
need the source faggot

>>16908999
All the time. Open maps, find a road that looks fun or interesting, and just go for it.

>>16910588
Convince the participants in the next /o/ Meet going on in your area.

>>16908999

You should at least check the street-view to get the lay of the land before going.

>>16911940
back in the day there was no street view

>>16911977
found the luddite

>>16912682
>if you enjoy a good challenge and getting surprised you're a luddite
mk

>>16909895
Ha. You fags are arguing over which pretend girlfriend to pick; you're already on the Holodeck Wesley, why not go all out?

I take my grandma with me, she's been very sick lately and she loves vising random places.

She kinda gets nervous when I go too fast tho.

>>16909007
This. A few years ago I took a friend to a drive-in theater about an hour and a half away on a whim and she's told me it was one of the best dates she's been on.

>>16915099
>friend
>best dates
huh?

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is the jb thread?

>>16915158
yeah, we're friends, and we went on a date.

>>16915182
you mean she used you to pay her for stuff on a date and then you became her friend? top cuck lel

>>16915190
Sure thing pal.

>>16909060
Goddamn I thought I was dead inside until I read this and felt something

>>16908999
I wish Google Maps had an explore/cruise mode where it would show different scenic spots that are fun to drive to. With aggregate location data it can even tell you whether said spots are secluded.

>>16915218
You know it's true, you humongous cuck

>>16908999
Hudson County reporting in, North Bergen has some windy downhill spots that are pretty fun

>>16908999
>How often do you guys open google Maps, pinpoint a random spot you've never been too and just go?
about 3x a week for work

>>16909060
greeentext wincest when

>>16915424
You just sound like a bitter child to me. Who hurt you?

>>16909060
Made muh day anon

>>16908999
what town?
also checked

>>16915342
That would just ensure that secluded or less traveled spots would become popular until there were no secluded places left.

>>16910120
holy fuck

>>16909060
Get her to try kava tea.

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>tfw mid-FL and nearest state is 5 hours away, plus have no money to spend on gas/hotel for said trip
>tfw I will never be able to experience a true togue because lolflorida

That being said, I really want to try a FL to AK trip one day if I ever have the money.

>>16908999
She'll age terribly if she continues those tanning habits

>>16908999
She looked like a niggress from the thumbnail

>>16908999
I just drive until I run out of gas.
Same sentiment but I don't use google.
There was one time I decided to get lost and find my way back with a regular map to see if I could. Turned out to be pretty much the same as using google tho.

>>16915182
Sounds like you got cucked lol

Did you end up having sex with this "friend"?

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>>16916784
>projecting
>deflecting
lmao
>>16920388
Yeah he most likely got cucked lel

>>16920388
>>16920966
Why do I have to fuck every girl I hang out with?

>>16921535
you a time hoe nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA

>>16921548
But it's not like that at all lmao. I don't have any goals besides just being friends. I'm sure once you meet a girl you'll understand.

>>16921548
patrice forever

>>16921535
>hang out
hanging out and dating are different things

>>16921717
She called it a date, I called it hanging out.

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>>16921760
>i-i wasn't the cuck, she was!

>>16921762
Okay dude, whatever

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>>16921760
lmfao cuck

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>>16923331

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>>16923331
nice job omitting the end of the story

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>>16909256

Who is this semen demon?

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>>16924952
>trying this hard to damage control
>still whiteknighting in hopes of getting into that pussy

>>16925520
I know this is 4chan, but you're just sad.

>>16924952
>she had never been treated like a lady and I wanted to show her what it was like
fucking cringe what a bitch ass nigga

>>16925951
He's only missing the fedora at this point

>>16921760
>she was the one who c-called it a d-date
>I get mad pussy guys I-I s-s-swear
Cringe as fuck

>>16908999

She looks like a perfect specimen...but without the extra crispy, it looks like she would look weird.

>>16926125
The only cringe is you desu

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>>16926247
>desu

>>16926360
baka desu senpai

>>16926247
>takes out women
>wines and dines them
>he doesn't fuck them afterwords

Oh yeah, I'm the cringe here for sure lol. Did she give you a pity kiss at least?

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>>16919058
>>tfw I will never be able to experience a true touge because lolflorida

A-atleast we have no inspections though, r-right?

>>16926212
Nah she's probably just look like a regular white girl, as opposed to making some people think a little more

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>>16926833
Does that mean that I can go to the theater and actually get to watch movies? WOOHOO

>>16926830
She's a friend you fucking retard I've known her since I was fucking 4 I'm not trying to fuck her or anything like that jesus christ.

>>16927032
Sure thing buddy, whatever helps you feel less like a cuck

>>16926360
lurk moar newfriend

>>16927041
Dude you're the one trying to not seem like a cuck by calling others cucks.

>>16927032
I have a ladyfriend who is like a sister to me, but we don't "date", we hang out. You're a cuck.

>>16927069
I don't fucking date my friend either, all I said was she called it a date ffs.

>>16927063
That's exactly what a cuck would say

>>16927083
this lmao
>>16927081
>s-she was the one who called it a date!
cuck
if what you say is true she wanted the dick and you failed to deliver so she went for other guy's dick

>>16927081
Stay a good cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_niLaDS6ec

>>16927091
Okay she can want my dick all she wants, I only see her as a friend. She can fuck dude's all she wants too, idgaf.

>>16927108
You seem angry, friend

>>16927108
>frienzoning women
that's beta provider cuck tier
true alphas fuck any woman who ask for the D

>>16927123
I'm fucking livid

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>>16927133
mad

>>16927138
I'm literally shaking.

>>16927069
you're a cuck too
>sisterzoning women who aren't related by blood to you

>>16927145
>sisterzoning
holy shit lmao

>>16927145
>acting like an animal in heat
fuck off filthy degenerate
now, "dating" your ladyfriends is toppest of cucks tier

>>16927133
Well look in the mirror, it's not our fault you've been cucked this badly.

>>16927150
>>16927154
If she's calling us hanging out dates, while I actually date other women, does that actually make me a cuck?

>>16927145
joke's on you, we became blood siblings after performing a blood oath ritual
>>16927165
yes, you're still a cuck

>>16927144
ya seethin manlet cuck

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>>16927179
>manlet cuck
ayyyy

>>16927165
That's even worse because you're taking out a woman you're not fucking, as opposed to taking out a woman you could be having sex with. How does that not make you a cuck?

>>16927165
see >>16921762

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>>16927178
>we became blood siblings
>after performing a blood oath ritual
holy shit
take that kind of fucked up shit with you to >>>/x/

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>>16927195
there's only one way out of this

>>16909163
left is a cutie pie and doesnt garishly flaunt her body

the right has a really usable body but she looks like she knows what she got and she s high maintenance.

id rather be with the left

>>16920097
I know, what a disappointment when I opened the picture.

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>>16927295
>disappointment
cuck

Do any of these /pol/ newfags know what a cuck is? Or are they just taking any opportunity to project their sexual fetish onto other people?

srsly tho anon you are a dumb shit. she called it a date meaning she wanted the D, you friend zoned yourself lmao so lame

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>>16909043
how italians do whatever the hell they are trying to do.

>>16908999
Not much really. Just run the same bit of toe-gay-esq road bringing my times down. Direct result of this was increased police presence and it nearly got my buddy a 2k ticket when a cop who was no doubt down there because of my incessant hooning clocked him at 25 over and he ran.

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>>16927356
unexpected kek, at first I thought you were a cuck getting triggered by the cuckposting but you got me

>>16910519
Are you me?

>>16927358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLkEz3gK1E8

>>16927498
cuck posting really does trigger me though

>>16927893
are you one?

Thread Status: DE-RAILED

>>16909143
Thicccccccc

>>16928320
>implying it was ever railed to begin with

>>16926862

She's fucking hot.

>>16928648
Yeah even if she were white as fuck she would still be really sexy. She has a great rack.

>>16908999
Buy a proper GPS, nowadays they are dirt cheap, you can buy a decent one for 50$. They also tell you when a speed radar is near.

>>16928686

Man. Like unbelievably.

>>16908999
I miss hawt girls from the 2000s

now every chick has pale skin plumped lips and basic tattoos

>>16928807
Sauce? Pretty funny

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>>16926833
h-haha, at l-least we don't have s-s-salt on the roads, r-right? who needs f-fun r-roads if we don't h-h-have rust?

>>16928879
You never leave the house, do you?