[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Skids edition &g

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>>16892188
>88

HEIL HITLER

>>16892195
Hitler was our boy. Time to drink and sing along to erika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

>>16892195
hi postie!

Falcunt are you in here?

>>16892205
Nah m8.

>>16892214
Expect a visit from Richard. The good officer has some rather interesting things to show you.

>>16892223
Cool, I hope he knows I'm in QLD

>>16892198
Soon

>>16892223
What things is he meant to show some anon who isn't Sean?

>>16892223
tell us the gossip, cunt

G'day mates.

Looking to buy my 1st car and two options seem to stand out where I live.

2008 Holden Barina Auto with 80,000k's ($4,800)

2006? Hyundai Elantra with 125,000ks ($4,500)

1st one is private and the other is from a dealer, will probably recheck the Elantra tomorrow.

Also any general advice?

Barney bought a stainless steel straw as his mcdonalds felching straw kept caving in

>>16892350
>1st car
>$4,800
Dont do this. Get a nice shitbox that wont die out on you.

>>16892350
Where do you reside?

>>16892358
>>16892364
Ballarat region, I occasionally travel to Melbourne (break from uni).

Also can only drive auto unfortunately.

Anyone here part of the club Skylines Australia Victoria?

Is it worth joining? My car isn't old enough to to meet the requirements for a club registration, but I'm thinking of joining the club anyway. It's not like I have any other friends to drive with.

>>16892428
By club registration I mean the vicroads car registration, which is apparently cheaper than normal rego.

>>16892421
use a vpn mate, it's what I do

also, the cops are coming to your house once your ISP sells your info to them, just letting you know

>>16892350
>>16892370
Just some quick picks off gumtree that can't be too fucked

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wendouree/cars-vans-utes/2002-tj-magna/1142779756
www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mount-clear/cars-vans-utes/2004-vy-ii-holden-commodore-dual-fuel-/1140471967

No idea exactly how reliable magnas are or if dual is a bad idea, but at that price point I'd be more game with them than a shitty cuckbox.

>>16892451
Don't let the Magna overheat and it'll go forever. Let it overheat however and best case scenario is head gasket replacement. Same could be said for the Commodore though.

>>16892451
Damn these look great thanks anon.

Follow up how many ks is too much? (I've heard over 200,000 is bad).

>>16892593
Depends how long a piece of string is.
There's no reason a modern medium/large petrol car won't go for 400k km barring catastrophic failure. Make sure everything's kept on top of (and has been previously) and I wouldn't hesitate.

Is there anything better than falling asleep with cock in hand at your computer?

>>16892442
>ISP sells your info to them
Thats USA.

>>16893459
Why are you holding you father's cock and falling asleep in front of the computer.

>>16892421
Just use openDNS/google DNS servers. It only means that your ISP has poisoned servers.

Are there any car meets or auctions on in Sydney this weekend
I'll probably go to gosford car museum or the dragstrip if there isn't

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Uber indeed.

>>16894647
big auction next weekend 31st - 2nd

>>16892421
>>16892442
>>16894505
pirateunblocker.com
lmao

when an oil leak turns out to be gear oil coming out of the geabox breather from being a speedy speed boy

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I bought this a week ago.
1994 Ducati 600ss

>is for sale
>guy hasn't ridden in a year
>takes it for a ride day before I call him
>stops while he's out

>go see it
>lowball due to broken Ducati and old mate not knowing anything
>accepts

>get it home
>new plugs, flush carbs with new fuel, oil change
>starts on the button and runs very well

>throw in some fuel system cleaner, flush and bleed brakes and clutch
>rides almost like a new bike

>rode it through water that was deeper than pegs, didn't even cough once

Best LAMS bike reporting in

new discord channel fucking when

>>16896894
>Best LAMS bike
>600ss
>unreliable, expensive parts, heavy, gutless
Though I guess saying "i have a ducati" and leaving at that isnt too embarrassing

>>16896960
all of the issues you have just said are wrong but anyway

>>16896979
>50hp
>180kg
>tailored for comfortable commuting


you cant argue unreliable and expensive either kek

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>>16896894
JUST

how much did you pay?

>>16896894
Good stuff.
>>16896979
You'd do well not to listen to the ill informed laymen. The only intricate thing with these is setting valve clearances often, as a pre-requisite of desmodromic valve train (presumic it is desmo). Other than that, the 90s era aircooled Dukes are reasonably fuss free.

>>16896994
No you're right the LAMS bike that is close to the power to weight limit is slower than all the other LAMS bikes that are also close to the limit.

I also despise paying $25 for a genuine oil filter. Way too expensive for me.

>>16897004
3500 with a years rego

>>16897019
Yes it is desmo. Wet clutch tho.
Fuck it's fun to ride though.

>>16897054
Happy for ya man. Don't let any trees fall on it and you'd more than make your money back when the time comes to upsize to a 916... Or a 999 with a 1198 conversion

>>16897090
At this point I'm having so much fun I might buy and restore a 900ss to use on my fulls. They're actually so simple and quite nice to work on

>>16897103
They're an awful lot fun too if you're not preoccupied with gottagofast. They go fast enough to get the most out of its chassis.
Just ignore the Stanics Hejhoorg benchracers and they're a great ride.

>>16897108
Talking 900SS specifically

>>16892350
both of them are korean-made pieces of shit.
get a civic, golf or corolla

>>16897108
Look realistically the 600 once the mixtures are set and it has some timing in will be pretty fast enough for the road for me.
A 900 would be plenty I think

>>16896367
why not just use unpoisoned DNS servers? like openDNS.

>>16896894
>inb4 the cam belts broke and lunched the engine

>>16896234
Pickles? Link?

>>16896894
>best lams bike
What is a cbr250rr?

>tfw Falcunt declines your invite to shake hands

>>16897213
only a handful of cars though, most of the shit is from nazi germany

>>16897227
>nazi
nothing wrong with that

>>16897220
>Falcan't confirmed for creating drama and can't let bygones be bygones

>>16897276
IDK what you're on about, maybe you are one of the panseys who told him not to meet with a big bad trucker.

>>16897181
Done 2000km ago but I'll do them soon anyway just because
Belts are cheap as chips anyway

>>16897285
nope, I just want to make up with him. It's his fault for dragging the drama on

>>16897290
>Done 2000km ago
that is what they all say

>>16897322
So when did you ask him to shake hands? I just hit him up on steam before, told him I will be in coffs 2moro arvo. He just told me he can't.

>>16897322
>dragging the drama on
says the guy who did cum tributes for 2 years...............................................................

http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/two-dead-in-early-morning-crashes-near-bacchus-marsh-and-phillip-island/news-story/ec62dd248d60aae7774dd7cb930baebd

I hope it was some of you shitposting fucks

>>16897332
word on the street is that his Falcunt's mum walked in on him with a used diaper in his mouth and promptly banned him from the household computer

>>16897357
really? must have been his mum who was playing siege earlier. Bitch has got some skills, I'd gladly suck a fart outta her ass then.

Where's the fucking /dat/ Discord channel?

>>16897399
whats wrong with this chatroom?

>>16897409
He most prob needs a safespace due to being a pansey faggot.

>>16897409
I agree with this for a change. Falcunts absence has made things pretty nice around here for the last day or so.

>>16897415
>implying

Barney wants to lick you where it stinks.

you watch, I'll pull

>>16892451
>2002 base model
Nope.

Go 2003 or up so you know you're getting the 3.5L, and go manual so there's no wave spring issue

Enjoy having something that stomps all over 5L falcons and early LS1 commodores while driving nice.

>>16897522
And he can smoke with it too.

Got a free ticket to the F1 tomorrow, who else is going?

>>16897525
I'd rather go fishing and the same noise from mosquitoes

>>16897524
Light up both fronts despite being an open diff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mizyb9kUVbs

Also piss easy to work on apart from the rear rocker/valve cover seals and/or plugs, but do them once every 100k and no problems

>>16897536
The power is good. But they love to burn oil.

>>16897543
Meh, i bought a $500 shitbox TJ as a runaround and it doesn't burn anything, only loses a little bit of oil with the valve/rocker cover seals onto the headers making it smell

Not an expensive fix just take a bit of time for the back one, gonna do it and the plugs at the same time probable next weekend

It's extremely good fun destroying other cars at the lights in something worth $500, though.

>>16897543
Only if they've had a life of neglect, and no worse than any other equivalent 6 cylinder.

>>16897561
My old one had full service history at 120k when I bought it and it started smoking around 150k.

MAGNA A SHIT. Just as shit as a fancy updated shitbox astron engine.

>>16897536
Looks like they used diesel.

>>16897586
No that's just the oil leaking out of the engine.

>>16897595
Oh yeah, magna. I forgot.

>>16897569
Your old one had a faked service history and you bought a thrashed shitbox that had 3 oil changes in it's life.

Mine has 300,000km on it and it doesn't burn any that isn't dripping on the headers from the seals, the one i had a few years ago (ralliart) had 160k on it and didn't lose anything even with 5w-30 full synthetic.

>>16897609
There are heaps of magnas blowing smoke. Theu are shit, its common.

It wasnt faked service history either. It was all dealer serviced. They are scumny but not dumb enough to fake service history.

>>16897613
Yes, and there are heaps of 3800s blowing smoke and heaps of single cam falcons blowing smoke.

There are also heaps of both that aren't thrashed with changes done properly that don't burn oil, just like magnas.

As someone who is on the road doing interstate, I can truthfully say that Magnas are the most common car to be blowing smoke. Along with Patrols after they have idled for a bit then take off.

>>16897614
Falcons are usually just ticking away singing the song of their people.

>>16897619
>tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

>>16897615
And as a mechanic who works on tons of shit every day, i can truthfully say that magnas are just as reliable if not slightly more so than any other type of car with the same kms, outside of obvious shit like barra falcons (which run forever but pop brakes, center bushes and wheel bearings every 5 minutes) and corollas (which are boring and pop CVs when you do hektik skidz).

>>16897619
My favorite single cam falcon moment came when someone overheated one and warped the valve/rocker cover.
As in, they got a new head after it overheated and put the cover that was on the old one on, and it kept leaking oil. Was damn impressive.

>>16897626
They are reliable, burning oil doesnt stop them running. Keep the oil topped up and they are fine. Mainly it's the valve seals on them.

>>16897626
>as a mechanic
Opinion discarded.

>>16897635
a-are you retarded?

>>16897626
And our diesel fitter thinks Cummins EGR is a good engine too. You guys, I swear.

>>16897639
not as retarded as a mechanic who can't figure out the problem if its not throwing codes on the canbus.

>>16897642
Every village has it idiot, don't tar us all with the same brush.

i like cocks

>>16897653
yes barney, we know

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>>16897653

>>16897642
>Cummins EGR
They make Paccar MX-13's look good.

>>16897626
>letting your i6 falcon overheat
I've noticed a Magna with a blown gasket will be on the road for months longer than a 6 cylinder Commie or Falcon

>>16897569
I've had plenty of 6Gs around family and friends in Magna, Triton and Pajero guise. The only one that blew smoke was an early NH 3.0l Pajero (valve stem seals). The rest had varying kms on their odometer with an unopened 24v SOHC NL as solid as a rock at over 400k kms.

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Come on faggot, I know you're here somewhere..

>>16897642
>things no fitter has said ever
Either that, or he doesn't understand what the acronym "EGR" stands for.

>>16897695
He romanticizes cummins and they can do no wrong in his eyes. Like magna fanboys.

ALL CARS ARE SHIT

THERE WE ARE DONE NOW

FINISHED

im literally the only person at work who doesn't have a gf

im so ronery

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Looks like the shitbox will be getting a new head gasket and a bit of a freshen up for the head after running the figures. Currently losing oil at 1/150km and water at 2L/350km.

Seeing as we have at least 13000km for the trip, its cheaper to do the gasket and skim head if its still able to be saved(probably not)

>Done 8000km in a EF with a blown head gasket

>>16897716
Isn't it cheaper to buy a new set of problems?

>>16897702
>Like magna fanboys
Coming from the uncitable anecdotal confirmation bias, I'll take that with a pinch of salt.
Not sure if there's any modern highway engines I'd put my money on as an owner/operator. The MBE developed DD13 and DD15 seem to be the least troublesome of the American branded motors. But I don't think I could go past a pre-ACERT Cat.
>>16897710
this desu famalam.

>>16897722
>DD13 and DD15 seem to be the least troublesome of the American branded
But then you have to suck cocks to be a Star wanker.

>>16897716
is this in the rally ef?
just thrash it till it blows up desu
or chuck in another motor for a few hundred

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>>16897721
Its a shitbox rally car, can't go over $1000 total expenditure on it.

>tfw no DC16 powered Kenworth
If only

>>16897716
Did you have a major overheating incident? I took few days to do my headgasket on the EB, along with new belts/pulleys, thermo fan conversion, oil pressure sender, pretty much all the top end seals

protip: you don't need to pull apart the timing tensioner, just unscrew the whole assemble out for enough slack to get the cam gear off

>>16897728
Eh, there's always the Freightshaker route.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfVqr0EkLXA
kek
>>16897740
The owner of that Saab has some balls.

>>16897702
Nigger i don't think magnas can do no wrong, the factory brakes are almost as shit as falcon falcon ones and NEED to be changed for AWD or 380 parts immediately, the back of the engine is a pain in the ass to get to, the interior is generally held together with hopes and dreams and they seem to go through globes a lot quicker than most other cars.

The thing is, compared to fucking falcons and commodores they're better in every single way, compared to a camry they're a lot more fun and if you get one with properly done suspension riding on 245s they handle very well for a large sedan.

They're also just like subarus and certain nissans and every part from every other mitsubishi from +/- 10 years of the production date will fit. Evo 3-9 brakes, Evo 3-6 steering wheel, Evo clutches, Pajero 10:1 comp pistons for the 9:1 or 9.4:1 magna, 380 cams, AWD/Ralliart brakes or even bigger 380 brakes, FTO LSD gearbox, and huge portions of the little shit you don't think of like the air-con controls from galant/legnums.

They're just straight up good, and a TJ Sports/VRX is an excellent first car.

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Thoughts?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/morphett-vale/cars-vans-utes/toyota-crown/1139743375

>>16897745
We bought it with the leaking head but the consumption is getting worse, particularly in the last month.

I've got a mls gasket and new bolts, all the timing cover seals and mating surfaces we'll blob with high temp loctite sealant that I use on sumps at work.

Did you just ziptie the chain to the can gear and hold it up?

>>16897746
There's a hillman minx, two Austins, about a dozen Renaults, pugeots and fiats coming along this year. I'll try and get pictures of all of them when we meet at Adelaide.

>>16897758
Eh, if you wanted a project it'd be worth it. Find a 1JZ engine/gearbox and be done with it.

>>16897752
>they're better in every single way,
This cunts bumped his head. I'd love to see a magna do a tip in.

>>16897752
>this fanboi

>>16897758
Get towing vehicle for pissing every road user off.

>>16897768
I just want something comfy to drive while I work on my Paj, while also being something I can fix up and sell for a tidy profit.

>>16897752
In the end, it's still a Mitsubishi. Yucky.

>>16897769
I'd love to see a V6 commodore or I6 falcon do stock 14s like a TJ does.

>>16897762
yee, just used zipties, but be ready to encounter insanely excessive amounts of gasket maker and sealant

>>16897785
My i6 falcon does 13's faggot

Though it does have a 4.1 diff ratio in the rear lmao. Other than that stock as a rock

>>16897791
And my excel does 8s

Upset missusbitchy owner up in here.
Can't even do a real skid. Why even bither with the trash.

fuck yeah my magna does the best maccas tray drifts

>>16897800
Fully sick uleh

>>16897799
>>16897800
$500 and runs 14s while being perfectly reliable.

Have fun doing sick single peggers in your slipping auto commodore or ticking, dead diff'd falcon.

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>>16897793
Well it pulled 15.9 from factory with a 3.23 diff

With the 4.1 I get 0-100 in just under 6 seconds. And a 13.8 1/4 mile. Goes like a fucking rocket for n/a

Downside is it does 3,800rpm on the highway. But I do 99.9% city driving so who fucking cares.

>>16897785
>high 14s
Realisitcally they are 15s stock

>>16897811
Benchracer pls. At best it does 15.

Why didnt taxis use magnas if they were so reliable? Falcons did 500k km + getting flogged as taxis

>>16897813
Fucking rofl, well and truly standard BA Turbo times.
Trying to remember if any of the later BF and FG atmo XR6s got the T56... might help having another overdrive in your case.
>>16897814
>>16897818
I didn't believe him either, but there's a few forum posts of VR-X (164kW) and Ralliart (180kW) Magnas sliping into the high 14s, although they seem to atleast have an exhaust. If you have a look at the performance car forums there's as awful lot of Magnas in the "13 seconds for $1300" thread.

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I bought an Exa today. 1988, CA18DE, bone stock except for a shitty head unit, and after attacking it with a pressure washer, confirmed no leaks.

Drives nicer than expected, even after test driving it - the power steering is useless and it understeers a little, but overall handles very well. Pull harder and faster than I'd have thought.

Thoughts/advice?

>>16897950
I always liked the looks of the exa

>>16897950

Try not to bore yourself to death.

>>16897950
SR20 with cams and headers

>>16897904
The only difference between the VR-X and the base model engine is the rear muffler, and changing any part of the exhaust apart from the headers does nothing. In fact, the VR-X is a little bit heavier from added features, a base model with the rear muffler unbolted is probably quicker.

Ralliarts do 14.7-14.8 with half decent tyres, and a base model manual with the 6G75 (3.8L) swap will be in the low 14s, some even in 13s (hence the $1300 thing)

>>16897967
I used to drive a Getz. I'm pretty sure I'm immunised against boredom now.

Anyway, what's boring about it?

>>16897986
Eventual plan, if I hang on to it long enough. First priority is the brakes & suspension, then look into conversions, probably turbo. I know the CA18DET is common for it since it's not a huge change but adds way more headroom for power.

>>16898008

>Anyway, what's boring about it?

Aside from everything?

Literally all it has going for it is the fact it looks sporty, but the sad reality is it's slower and handles worse than any sporty hatch of that era but with none of the practicality.

It's a car you buy because of how it looks, not how it drives.

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fuck the ricefags

>>16898048
eat the rich

>>16898048

I think i'm more turned on by your hammer collection than the car.

>>16898048
>He spent over $50k and didn't even get an S

>>16898030
People own cars for different reasons. I like it because it looks weird as shit and it was dirt cheap. I have access to my girlfriend's WRX if I wanna drive a modern, quick car. I don't wanna chase quarter mile times, I wanna smoke darts with the roof off. There's enough room in the back for my shit. Boring to you isn't boring to everyone.

>>16898077

You seem to have mistaken /o/ for /fa/

>>16898004
Only if you have perfect reaction time, perfect take off and perfect shifts.

>>16898077
Enjoy your cancer

>>16899481
I get more cancer from these threads than the occasional durrie

>>16899755
Why not just roll up a $50 note and smoke it.

>>16899472
Reaction time is irrelevant to an ET, and shifting is not a challenging... But yes, it's the first 60 foot that'll dictate a good run.

>>16898048
>full length mirror in his garage
Lmao what a faggot

>>16897740
well why don't you just swap the engine out and... lie? its not that hard, that way you can actually participate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3iALwYck8