You awake at an used car lot being sold to Trusty Dave as a slave

>>16864979
Definitely the 94 Tempo.

what's with your inline pussy engines?

is everyone in the future a cuck?

>>16864979
toss up between furai, belair, and tempo

>>16865020
Dammit I forgot a V8. And this:
>2045 Koenigsegg Five2One
M-AWD, direct-drive
perpetual motion machine
2624hp @2500RPM
5512ft-lbs @2500RPM
500kg

>>16864979
I thought she had her pants down and was taking a shit on the trunk lid when I first looked at the pic

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>>16864979
>no 1979 diesel Fiat option
c'mon now

>>16864979
Get those boots off the chrome you dumb girl.

>>16865064
They were all too heavily modified during the classic diesel car ratrod fad of the early 2030's.

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>>16865118
fuck

Give me the Tempo then

Nuclear Bel Air, please.

It better have fins.

>>16864979
>MT
>direct drive
>CVT
>AT

those cars are straight in the trash

>5763kg
get the fuck out of here

>AWD
>2.8L L6

kek

Ferrari is an easy winner and the only car on the list I would ever want

>>16865150
>get the fuck out of here
but anon, there's an exponent in there
the belair has over 52 MILLION lb-ft of torque

52 MILLIOOOON

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>>16865141
I had imagined it as the front of a '54, the back of a '57, and one of those fan/turbine looking things like the cars in Fallout, with beautiful glass bubble windshields and thin pillars.

>pick bel air
>slightly touch accelerator
>snap oversteer at 900mph into a tree
>die
sounds good desu

>>16864979
I'd play this video game.

>>16865174
weight isnt good for racing

>>16865020
>my masculinity depends on the amount of pollution I create

>>16864979
>AnCap meme & Everest touge
A bit too edgy mate. But the cars are a good idea. I'd choose the BelAir.

>>16865049
This is the correct answer

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>>16865253
The AnCap meme was all I could think of to explain how and why some of these exist. The Everest touge was straight maymay, and I regretted it immediately. Should've used Fuji, St. Helens, or the Matterhorn as my big name mountain, since they actually have roads already.

>>16865236
with that torque, you're not racing, you're just going point A to point B faster than everyone else, other cars, terrain, trees, dragonforce albums, etc. be damned

>>16865318
This

anyone who doesnt choose the the bel air is anti-american and should be gassed

>>16864979
Definitely the maz-
>MR
What the fuck is this shit? Fuck this thing, and fuck you for ruining based Mazda's glorious lineage. I'll take the chebby.

>>16865306
the cars were great though, good job based anon.

>>16865318
too bad op has races with turns

Id rather not die in the first corner

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>>16865362
I based that on the actual Furai.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_Furai

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>mfw nuclear bel air

>>16864979
Since the Ford Tempo is the only thing old enough to not be microchipped and lol im gonna die doing this anyway, here we go.

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Trans Am 200000

>>16865386
I felt like I lowballed torque too much (except the BelAir with a few million and the Koenigsegg I forgot to put in the OP).

>civic
>356 hp

How did nobody catch this yet

>>16864979
>no old tarbo volvos
Dave is a fucking casual and should have his company annexed by use of recreational nukes. It's like he doesn't even want to win.

Civic Gang all day

>>16865711
I read that as old "tabboo" volvos.

>>16865558
care to explain? I don't have the reference.

>Still using units not approved for use with the SI
Is going back to sleep for another 50 years an option?

>>16865404
With a car like that you make your own corners, physics be damned.

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>>16864979
>>2027 Ferrari Manifesto
>MR, 8spd DCT
>Hybrid 20.0l W24
>2500hp @7500RPM
>1000ft-lbs @7000RPM
>907kg

I choose Manifesto, only because the name actually sounds like a probable Ferrari name one day.

Koenigseg is overpowered tho.

Good thread op, I was laffing at several entries hahahaha.

>tfw waiting for W24 with 1L cyl volume and <1 tonne.

>choosing anything but a 10,000hp bel-air
I'll take the airplane sir.

>>16869006
I stole the Furai and Manifesto names from concept cars of those brands.

Mazda
>MR, 9spd MT
Manual midship fuck yeah
>Twincharged 3.3l 3 Rotor
Doritos
>1250hp @25000 RPM
>263ft-lbs @any RPM
HP consistently increases alongside RPM
>576.9 kg
Light as fuck

>>16867966
Maybe volvos have become taboo because they create an uneven playing field.
>ram a volvo into the bel air
>volvonium fuses with the reactor and creates an unstoppable monstrosity
>where is your god now?
>there is no god but the plutonium volvo and the dull thud of its nuclear wastegate announcing the death of worlds