>Random pedestrian stops to help direct you into a tight

>>16849611
.>Look at them like "Wtf do I look like a woman to you? I've been parking for years I can do it now"

>>16849678
can see why you're a permavirgin

It's always some drunk mexican who wants some change as thanks

>>16849678
Pretty much this, that would be really awkward I would think.

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If you do this a lot and also have a vehicle where the view behind you is quite limited I can recommend getting an aftermarket rear view camera

>They back you up into the thing you were trying not to hit

>random guy jogs up to me to tell me I left my lights on
>they'll turn off on their own but I press lock anyways and thank the man
White people are too nice. I didn't want to waste his energy by going "nah it's cool, just give it a few seconds."

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>>16849611
>be a random ped at 4 a.m.
>newspaper guy driving without lights on
>stopped at intersection i'm crossing
>walking in front of him in crosswalk
>put both my hands up and rapidly open and close them twice
>driver turns his lights on, waves

>>16850539
>>16850543
>>16850572
>>16850592
>>16850692
>they don't appreciate cool peds

>>16850592
>Purposely make someone crash
>Run away
>Take off in your own car

>>16850543
awkward? even if you don't need it, you have a second set of eyes offering input. just use it.

whenever this happens the person asks for spare change

>>16849611
Hand him a beer?

I've got more miles backing a semi than most faggots going foward.

Not bragging at all. But if i have 1 inch on both sides my shit is fine.

>>16849611
I was shocked

>>16851190
>walking in front of him in crosswalk
>put both my hands up and rapidly open and close them twice

Ask me how I know you're autistic.