Why don't Police departments help jump start cars? What

>police
>wanting to do actual work

because those retards would do red to red and black to black

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Because stuff can go wrong when doing that, even with surge protection on the cables

They do. At least the ones around me

>>16849622
as if it's wrong

>>16849608
Because police are faggots. They'll probably shoot your car battery if you ask though.

>>16849656
Red on dead
Red on donor
Black on donor
Black on dead METAL

Wew lad have you ever jumped a car before

>>16849667
I always just connected + to +(on the same cable) and - to -
and didn't had any problem.

>>16849667
Doing this is a relatively new thing. It won't kill you if you just connect them normally.

Police have other things to do than help someone that can't maintain their own car.

>>16849608
They do here in the UK, if a friendly passer-by doesn't help you push-start it.

>>16850731
>They do here in the UK

Except for Sharia enforced neighborhoods

>>16849667
No, I don't drive a Chevy.

>be cop
>jump some beta Numales beamer that he left the lights on
>beamer won't start because security features and whatnot kraft space magic requires obd flash shit
>Numale doesn't know this because he's never even put air in a tire
>"fuckin cops! Am I being detained?!"
>such is life in America

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Mfw 5600cca and 3200ca bank of batteries.
Jump much larger cars than mine with no voltage drop even with my car off.
Mfw dinky 85amp alternator charging all of this

>>16850766
so all of london?

>>16849608
Niggers would abuse the privilege.

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>>16849667
Most cars have a ground wire running to the radiator support or fender from the negative terminal connector, so this isn't needed anymore.

>>16850894
Why would niggers ever want to deal with the police?

>>16850906
My factory wire from battery - to radaitor support was roughly 12gauge, not large enough for me to trust starting the car off of. It was also connected through the paint and primer