Why does she cause so much butthurt in this board?

>>16839675
autotragic only in the US

it's the italicucks that get butthurt when someone insults their beloved 3800lbs autotragic shitbox

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>>16839675
>she

freak

>make 50 threads a day about how wonderful this new cure for cancer is
>expect everyone to lick your balls for being an OP
>people call you a fucking faggot and troll you in every thread for spamming
Oversaturation is never welcomed

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>>16839688
>3800lbs
But she's 3300. It's only 3800 for the non-QV variants.
>shitbox
still faster than any other production sedan in the whole world
>>16839691
>Giulia
>not "she"

because a really sad person keeps bombin /o/ with threads about them, if you could stop doing that OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT that would be great.

Bmw fags are easily upset when reality is shoved in their faggot faces

>>16839704
cars are not women you sad fuck

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>>16839703
I haven't seen those multiple threads at once, although I've seen threads that last a long time only for the mods to delete them in the end because they can't deal with Italian supremacy when it comes to cars.

>>16839712
>Bmw fags
>implying it isn't the mercedes cuck/o/lds butthurt that their C63 can't compete

>>16839720
>Italian supremacy when it comes to cars
You could at least make it a bit less obvious you're one of the shills

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>>16839704
it's 3800+lbs for the QV dumb shit.
Also while the Giulia set the best 4 door Nurburgring time, it is still slower than the old 430hp F80 M3.
Also too expensive for what it is

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>>16839727
But the C63 outperforms the Giulia

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>>16839728
I'm not a shill, I just admit reality. Unlike others who resort to denying proven performance. Right now, Italians are the best in the business.

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>>16839757
>Coupe
really made me think

>>16839744
The only thing those lap times prove is that the AMG can't turn

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>>16839691
You disrespectful fuck, show some respect to our queen Alfa Romeo and HER cars.

Also Giulia is a female name.

>>16839788
>our
Whose you retard?

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>>16839675

When people go full retard and do things like pic related...well...you know the answer.

The fox and the grapes tier.

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>>16839735

>>16839727
C63 is faster than any bmw short of the roll caged track special thing
Also a better engine than any bmws hit

>>16839770
>italians
>posts a VAG product
kek

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>>16839794
Our as car enthusiasts.

Alfa Romeo is both our goddess and our mother.

SHOW RESPECT: LAST WARNING.

*loads gun*
*exhale vape cloud*

>>16839807
c63s is slower than M3/m4 competition package
c63 (non-S) is slower than the standard M3/4
has always been like that.

>>16839809
>kek

Implying Audi R8 is not a rebadged Lamborghini when Magneti Marelli technologies and therefore Italian.

Lamborghini has vag money but the brains are still in Italy.

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>>16839811
kek, keep up the good work br/o/

>>16839691
Even Alfa Romeo calls Giulia a she.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyM9ok6Z3PY

>>16839811
Honestly though, you have been shitposting for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

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>>16839823
*with Magneti Marelli technology

>>16839823
>muh magneti marelli alternator
>therefore it's an italian car!

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>>16839823
>trusting VAG laptimes
kek
I don't trust Lamborghini ever since it got bought by them, Germans are the kings of corruption

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>>16839829
>Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Implying I'm here during my free time anon.

CANCER
A
N
C
E
R

Who would buy this pile of shit over a superior F-type with manual

>>16839826
>>16839830
>>16839838
>>16839841
>those post times
holy shit it's not one guy

>>16839838
>trusting italian lap times
it's as if you havent heard of ferraris """lap times"""

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>>16839836

http://www.magnetimarelli.com/excellence/technological-excellences/the-full-led-technology

>Magneti Marelli Automotive Lighting has developed in 2007 the world’s first mass-produced full-LED headlamp.


>It’s the headlamp produces for the Audi R8, which consequently became the first car on which all lighting functions – low beam, high beam, turn signal, Day Running Light and parking light – were developed with LED (Light-Emitting Diode) technology.

STAY MAD

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>>16839852
Good, means pic related is working. Soon the whole world will praise our lady Giulia.
>>16839853
Show me one fake lap time from them

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>>16839836
http://www.magnetimarelli.com/excellence/technological-excellences/instrument-clusters

>It also manufactures more complex, fully reconfigurable clusters which can perform gateway functions.

MUH GERMAN TECHNOLOGY

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>>16839675
THICCCCCCCCCCC

>>16839869
HNNNGGGGG

>>16839830
Magnetic Merdelli

ITT OP replying to himself

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>>16839876
*starter motor sounds*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>16839880
MUOIO

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>>16839869
CLAIMED

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>>16839891
ewwe back off 3d ugly bitch

dis my carfu

>you will never drop sik skids and qt braaaaaaaaaaaps in your Guilia Quadrofrololio

why even drive ;_;

>>16839883
>t. butthurt porsche fangirl
First the Panamera, now the 918
can't make this shit up top kek

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>>16839869

>>16839906
Implying I'd ever buy ANY eurotrash vehicle

>>16839863
Remember Ferrari claimed the LaFerrari was faster than the McLaren or 918 yet they would not give the LaFerrari for journalists for track comparison tests.
Also name one lap time where the Germans "cheated"?
Reminder when the Giulia was released Alfa was comparing their Ring time to 5-10 year old car times on their scoreboard lel.

Why shill for Alfa Romero when most of /o/ is a bunch of young broke dudes with buss passes and shitboxes?

You're hustling backwards dude.

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>>16839908
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG SIT IN ITS FACEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16839910
Enjoy being slow and unable to turn then, kek

>>16839919
I don't own american, what do you drive anon?

>>16839915
>implying Alfas are expensive
lmao I can get a 2003 Alfa for less than 1k

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>>16839915
>implying
nothing wrong with my shitbox
>b-but its a opel/vauxhaul omega b / Cadillac catera / Holden Commodore
its literally the older, thiccer version of this quadrotrollio

with a real v8 engine mate facken shit cunt

>>16839911
>Also name one lap time where the Germans "cheated"?
Not lap times but even worse, emission tests, crash tests and car of the year prizes.

According to Glickenhaus and Koenigsegg the Performante lap time is fake. Those guys seem more trustworthy than VAG to me tbqh.

As pointed out earlier all of this shit thread is op samefagging.

having fun op? you sad fuck

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>>16839923

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>>16839930
>implying 15 different ips are all OP

get 4chan x you fucking plebian

>>16839940
You are the one hanging on dear life to keep this thread bumped lol

>>16839930
Good heavens, just look at the time!
>>16839826
>>16839830
>>16839838 (You)
>>16839841

>>16839940
No seriously, you are a sad person, seek help

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>>16839949
mate who do you think your talking to?
>>16839954
i literally just joined the thread

>>16839961
You realize ALL shitposters including yourself post from multiple devices, nice try OP

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>>16839967
Nope look up my tripcode faggot i use the same IP

>>16839971
You enabled the trip when people caught on, delete this thread and try again kiddo

>>16839971
Fuck off falcunt you fat autist. Go back to dat and contain your shit there.

>>16839939
Stop impersonating me.
>>16839923
2005 C55 AMG

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>>16839967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNjqMhaLbL4
>>16839975
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>16839979
teeheeeeeeeeee umad

>>16839985
You must be new if you didn't know that's how /o/''s shitposting works

>>16839979
>he doesn't know /o/ has become an Alfa circlejerk ever since their infamous lap time
I wish I was that naive

>>16839992
I know how mobile shitposting is done, but I'd bet that if the mods looked at the IPs of the alfa autists ITT they would be from several countries

>>16840000
>I'd bet that if the mods looked at the IPs of the alfa autists ITT they would be from several countries
You couldn't be any more wrong

>>16840003
b-but im australian

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16840000
Quads confirm.
>t. uruguayan alfista

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>>16840040
>Feminine Wheel Drive

>>16840046
I'd rather drive a FWD alfa than a RWD beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3WLCPigtvU

>>16840046
kek

>>16839675
How many have been sold?

>>16840087
About tree fiddy

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Spicy fresh OC which tells the truth

>>16840040
The Alfa Romeo gods are smiling at you

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In pic related: Bmw fangirls when they see an Alfa Romeo thread

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>>16839915

Why so mad anon?

Relax, take a deep breath and look at the superior car maker here.

Good boy.

>>16839915
>Alfa Romero
Maybe you should learn how car brands are called before posting in an auto enthusiast thread?

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I need more Giulia memes, please.

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>>16840131
Exquisite as always. I assume you're the Italian guy. Uruguayan here who helped popularize memeballs in /o/ with that infamous thread on February 22 (after posting OC balls in Giulia threads three days before).
>>16840146
I wish it was RWD, but I feel that trusting Alfa when almost nobody else did was the way of helping it stay alive. The Giulia is the reward for us trusting Alfa.
>>16840161
kek
>>16840204
the meme that started it all
I did a improved version with better eyebrows later but this is a landmark in the history of memeball shitposting in /o/. The original one was the BMW ball though.

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>>16840046
Reminder that BMW routinely got their ass handed to them at the track by a FWD Daewoo

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>>16840315
>implying I care about BMW

>>16839735
>too expensive for being the fastest 4 door round the Nurburgring

>>16840315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0vEHLPWN0

When the brand new 3 Series gets brutally REKT'D by the old 156 WTCC which also trashed the previous generation in the previous race season.

>>16840271

Thanks famalam.

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>“We have had a lot of problems,” Linkov explains. “I haven’t had the opportunity to get into it because it’s been at the dealer so often.”

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2017/03/consumer-reports-2017-alfa-romeo-giulia-ti-basically-lives-dealer-service-bay/

Fiat sets the bar low and Alfa limbos under it.

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>>16840341
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>16840341
>can't turn

>>16840382
>minute 1:45
>that blockage

YOUR PLACE IS BEHIND THE MIGHTY ALFA ROMEO

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>>16840382
I brought up the Chevy/Daewoo because it's even more of an ego killer.
To date, the Chevy/Daewoo team has the most wins and is the most successful WTCC team.

Also, the Daewoo team wrecked Alfa as well.

>>16840398
you clearly have never driven one they fucking GRIP and HAUL ass mate

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>>16840394
>Only recently purchased by Consumer Reports’ undercover team, the new Alfa Romeo Giulia has hardly been able to undergo Consumer Reports’ testing.
>purchased by Consumer Reports
>CONSUMER REPORTS

Ultimate kek 9000 turbo autism™

>>16840398
That would be true if it was a chevy and not a rebadged Holden. Aussie V8s can turn very well.

>>16839675
Because it's hideous from the front and automatic only

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>>16840382
>when it turns on the lights in the end

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>>16840456
>it's hideous from the front
>projecting this hard on the gorgeous Giulia

>automatic only
wrong

>>16840477
Nah it's hideous from teh front sorry italiboo

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>>16840471

>>16839940
>use mobile data
>cycle airplane mode
>get new ip
>shitpost
>repeat

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>>16840630
kek, damn Italians are the best not only at making cars but also at making memes
hats off to you friend, you keep outdoing yourself br/o/.
>>16840572
could you be any more of a pleb?
>>16840676
not possible to do it as fast as the post times show
do BMW fangirls really believe that this is the work of one turbosperg with 30 mobile devices in his hand? Is this what you tell yourself each night so you can sleep, "it's just one guy samefagging"?
haven't you seen my car in an earlier post btw? So far I count an Aussie, an Italian and myself the Uruguayan cheering for Alfa's achievements. There was also a Bulgarian in the thread you fangirls got deleted, and I remember reading something from a Spanish guy. Everyone who hasn't been brainwashed by BMW's gay ads loves the Giulia.

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>>16840790
>the car that bankrupted audi

>>16840676
I wish the mods would show the IP logs with the digits after the last dot removed so you could see that we post from different locations
Also shouldn't the poster count be much higher if what you said was true? We still have 22 posters.

>>16840790
>aussie
that guys a dumb cunt, he likes really terrible cars like jeeps or shitty fords that all break within weeks of buying them and then spends $15,000 on a car worth $2000.

are you sure you want to group in a retard like that with the alfa love?

>>16840941
>spending more than 7x a cars value in repairs in a few weeks
I'd say he's the perfect Alfa Romeo owner.

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>>16840394

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>>16840989
>when you have no counter argument or reliable source for your counter argument

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>>16841005

You're wrong, I'm using memes against memes. :^)

Apart from that, are you telling me that this car, that has been on the roads starting from months before than in the Usa, magically started to do an amazing quantity of problems but only to the secret autismo ayy lmao consumer reports team?

In the rest of the world the car is ok but according to Consumer Reports™ the Giulia is an unreliable piece of shit.

I guess it's the different climate and latitudes, no other explanations.

>>16841032
Other places that test drove them also had problems immediately.

https://www.driving.co.uk/car-reviews/first-drive-review-2016-alfa-romeo-giulia-2/?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-SundayTimesDriving-_-20160516-_-Driving-_-470274143-_-Imageandlink&linkId=24540857

>One Giulia was wheeled off like an A&E casualty after the infotainment system failed.

>Another I drove had an engine warning light screaming for attention from the instrument binnacle, and the cruise control refused to switch on.

>A third car tested suffered a frozen infotainment system, which could only be brought back to life by stopping the car and switching the ignition off and back on, and at times some air vents stopped blowing air whilst others continued.

>One colleague suffered jammed parking sensors, so they drove around with the car going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”.

It's also noted that no other car has suffered this many problems when being reviewed.

>>16841052
>alfa having extreme electrical problems
at least they're sticking to classic italian build quality

>>16841052

You're a dense motherfucker, aren't you?

>Published 13 May 2016 By James Mills
>13 may 2016
>Release Date: Late summer

The cars were fucking pre-series.

>>16841075
>It's also noted that no other car has suffered this many problems when being reviewed.

I have also heard of the infotainment still being a problem.

I enjoy the ass pain this car causes BMW fangurls but don't care for the front.

Also everyone knows the only good BMW is their motorad

>>16840989
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lend me some of your creativity please italybr/o/
The best I've made so far was the comic in >>16839720. Fukken saved.

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>>16841075
>when you get blown out so hard you panic
>"It's also noted that no other car has suffered this many problems when being reviewed."

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>>16841005

>>16841087
Well, it's only a firmware issue in that case.

I've never heard about particular problems to the infotainment system.

>>16841101

So, what?

They were still pre series with random problems that you won't find in the production models.

>>16840989
>>16841098
May I add, the comic was hardly original at all as all I did was pick a post from a BMW fangirl who was butthurt as hell and create the BMW fangirl and Alfista characters.

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>>16841098
For the moment, take this template.

Tomorrow I'll made a better version, hopefully.

>>16841107
>Magneti Marelli gives the good equipment to Alfa Romeo and sends BMW the faulty products
As expected from the greasy italians from FCA

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>>16841123

It was made fast and also I'm not particularly good, unlike the guy who did the templates for the original /o/ ball

>>16841129
I'm the guy who did the templates for the /o/ ball and the comic lol. I have the photoshop skills but I lack the creativity, everything I do is too derivative. The whole ball concept I stole from /pol/ lol. Are you the same guy who did the giuliawave pic? I love it.

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>>16841144

Yes, thank you, I also made the simpsons gif and every other Giulia related stuff, the quadrifoglio chan, etc..

I have creativity, definitely, and I want to harass stupid people.

>>16841154
>Yes, thank you, I also made the simpsons gif and every other Giulia related stuff, the quadrifoglio chan, etc..
nice
Oh, I just remembered my most creative OC. It's the shopped M3 that made the BMW fangirl so mad he reposted it ITT to shit on me lol, see >>16839799. I think that's my magnum opus.

>>16839886
Oh man I hadn't looked at it from the back. That's beautiful.

trolling outside of /b/ is aginst the rules

>>16841177
namefagging when your identity isn't relevant to the conversation being had is against the whole culture that makes 4chan great

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>>16841172
i kno rite

I just remembered who the Spanish guy who also supports Alfa is, that's mjet the guy with the diesel Punto. Is he Spanish or Portuguese?

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>>16841169

Kek, nice work m8 keep up the good work here.

MORE MAYMAYS

>>16841314
top kek. did like the meme ball huh?

>>16841314
>deleting your post when you realize you called something anti Alfa good
Wew lad

>>16841326
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO
saved btw
>Kek, nice work m8 keep up the good work here.
Thanks m8. Some guy in the thread I first posted it to didn't realize it was a shop until someone mentioned it kek.
>>16841284
the engine itself is built by Alfa although it's designed by Ferrari
I embrace Alfa haters making memes though, they only make this place more dank

>>16841352
I deleted the post because I wrongly quoted that anon.

Of course he wouldn't have said this >>16841284 because the engine has been engineered by Alfa Romeo and Ferrari technicians, it's not simply a Ferrari engine.

This is a bullshit, but hey, it's a meme ball so it's ok since it's banter.

>>16841382
>I embrace Alfa haters making memes though, they only make this place more dank
I want to be a good sport about it. I don't mind the BMW memes but we gotta have some Alfa ones.

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>>16841394

>>16841428
That one got me. The only other memeballs I have are some Audi ones and GM unfortunately.

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>>16841448

Last one for today.

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>>16841394
>I want to be a good sport about it. I don't mind the BMW memes but we gotta have some Alfa ones.
Of course. You could make some about older alfas and their bullshit reliability for example.

BTW I'm a fan of old BMWs. I've been grieving the Claus Luthe era for years, to me BMW died with the E36. I've hated every BMW ever since, they became boring.
>>16841428
kek
have a better template, the one I mentioned earlier with better eyebrows
I'd write "when your reliability is shit but it's ok because your car broke a record in a German circuit none of your buyers will ever drive in"
>>16841448
I can supply more.
I have these stocked:
>Dacia
>BMW (both happy and angry)
>Mercedes-Benz
>Audi (both the single white ball with the rings and red Audi logo or the 4 balls where each ring is a ball)
>VW
>Chrysler
>Mopar
>Fiat
>Lancia (yeah I have a fixation with FCA as you might have noticed by now)
>Maserati
>Magneti Marelli
>Ford
>Matra-Simca
>Subaru
>Mitsubishi
>Cadillac
>Shitty Corvette (both happy and angry)
>Good Corvette (not mine)
>Shitty Mustang
>Good Mustang with gun (not my creation)
>Skoda (not my creation)
>Jeep
>Volvo
>Radical
>BMW with weird eyes (not my creation, credits to italybr/o/)
>Quadrifoglio Chan (not my creation, credits to italybr/o/)
>Toyota (not my creation)
>Suicidal Alfa with weird eyes and gun (not my creation, don't know whose it was)
In these "shitty" means the ball itself looks shitty, not a judgement on the brand

>bmwfangirls and alfafangirls all butthurt at each other

Lol!
Mercedes puts both alfa and bmw to shame.
Git gud taste faggots

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>>16841471

Self fixed

>>16841495
>BTW I'm a fan of old BMWs. I've been grieving the Claus Luthe era for years, to me BMW died with the E36. I've hated every BMW ever since, they became boring.

I feel the same. The E46 was probably the last alright one but I'm more for the 80s era like the E30s, E34s, E24s etc.

I like older Alfas too of course like the Spider but I particularly liked the Alfa 8C and it's Disco Volante variant.

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>>16841499
>Mercedes puts both alfa and bmw to shame.
>7:45
>putting anyone to shame
kek, Mercedes can't even beat BMW, let alone Alfa

Also
>implying anyone cares about what a GM fangirl namefag says

>>16841520
This is the best meme ball ever and I piss myself everytime I see that

>>16839675
How many of you actually own one?

>>16841518
>Alfa 8C and it's Disco Volante variant.
wow, that one is beautiful
I didn't know about it
I never made peace with bug eyed Alfas but truth be told the 8C is awesome performance wise
>>16841534
kek, I should redo it with the circular corvette logo, it'd look much better

>>16841539
The 8C is honestly what made me really start to like Alfas. The engine and exhaust sound is also incredible, there's a few videos on YouTube but it's great in real life. There's an 8C in my area and I see it around sometimes.

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>>16841520
>he thinks refined luxury sedan consumers care about baby tier marketing laps
>triggered by my trip

comedic gold

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>>16841615
Hey there janny
Whats yoir fav hot pocket flavour

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>>16841615
Stay BTFO
Mopar>Chevy
>>16841559
I can't get past the regular 8C's aesthetics tbqh. Same with the Giulietta (except from behind) and the Mito. I like the 4C and the Zagato TZ3, both Corsa and Stradale. Now the Brera, that car makes me shake and stand back in stupefaction every time I see it.

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>>16841644
I think the Disco Volante will always be my favorite Alfa. I've always felt Alfa Romeo does some of the best sports coupes, sedans not so much (especially in the 80s and early 90s).

I doubt I'll see a DV in real life though, there's only a handful as far as I know.

>>16841695
I feel like it managed to do what the other bug eye Alfas failed to do, channel the vintage Alfa style from the 50s and 60s

>>16839675
They're unreliable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YNWzIXFPOc

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I thought all fca fanboys had an hero'd by now

>>16839675
>relatively good looking compared to many other sport/sporty sedans

Fuck yeah I'd fuck this car if it was a 2D animeme grrl

>twin turbo V6 which is essentially just a California V8 with two cylinders lobbed off

muh horsepower, muh torks, muh racing heritage, muh turbos, muh etc

>Auto only

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALFA ROMEO GTFO ITALIAN TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6 SPEED MIATA IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER ALFA ROMEO IS ITALIAN TRASH AND ANYBODY WHO BUYS ALFA ROMEO IS SCUM WORSE THAN NISSAN SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16842464
>memestlaps.comme
>(wet)
>(very wet)

>>16839675
because it's the best new model introduced into the market within the past 10 years

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>>16843268
makes sense
>>16842490
>Auto only
for burgers :^)
pic related

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Sedans are for women and cucks, we should be talking about the Stelvio instead.
>who makes the most badass and toxically masculine SUVs in the world and why is it the Italians?

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Hellew /o/

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Alfa Romeo Giulia state of mind

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>>16841520

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You're peacefully driving on a desert mountain road and this car comes behind you flashing high beams.

What do?

>>16843830

Unzip my pants

>>16843830
laugh when his constant use of high beams results in a total electrical fault in his italian car

Nope, Italian magneti Marelli lights are perfectly safe and durable.

Audi and BMW owners, just speaking for the premium market, can confirm among with Peugeot, Honda, etc..

>retry

>>16841495
do dacia, audi, vw, fiat, mitsubishi and skoda dump.

>>16843924
Open a /o/ meme balls thread for that.

Here we praise our dame and saviour Alfa Romeo Giulia and her family

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>>16843924
heading out to class rn, will make memeball thread later

>>16845197
ty for existing

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>>16843830
>Giulia from the front, Giulia from the rear
Panic because it's clearly an ambush and me and my BMW'd are about to get Giulia'd

Guys, come also here >16844999 and play with us!

t. FCA Marketing team

>>16845303

oh shit

>>16844999

>>16839675
No manual model offered, no 2-door coupe.

If they fixed these I'd take one over an M2 in a heartbeat.

>>16845349
>not getting the SUV master race instead of a shitty coupe
It's like you don't want to be able to go offroad

>>16841515
what does this even mean

>>16846013
It's a joke based on supposed shitty build quality of the interior and detaching panels / interior parts.

Maybe I wrote the phrase in a bad english?

>>16845255
lol no problem anon
ty for saying that
Memeball thread is up at >>16846260

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>Dear Predictable, There’s no other way to say this. It’s over. I’ve found a permanent escape from monotony.

BMW's reaction, pic related

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>>16846468
Forgot the link to the ad where Alfa's marketing team beat BMW's into submission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Qek70eLxk
There's no recovering from this.

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>>16846468
>>16846507
I thought you were memeing like the faggot alfistas you are, then I googled it. Gayest advertising I've ever seen. Low energy, sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VcENJ3zeP4

>also reminder to FCA fangirls that Lamborghini>Ferrari

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>>16847570
Shit, wrong pic

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>>16839811

>>16839675
>she
what did he mean by this?

>>16849239
It's a trap

>brand new models throwing codes left and right in auto mag tests
>"b-but it's a joy to drive!"

Christ how much did Alfa have to pay for these reviews? I guess BMW must've started bouncing checks

>>16849239
I meant "See you around, Giulia"

Man the Kia Stinger GT is looking pretty good.

>>16849531
>t. predictable

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>>16851455
>kia takes car names from GTA now
best timeline
>mfw

>>16849308
kek

>>16841114
>porsche fangirls get proven wrong
>they ragequit
Every time

>when the only part you get to see of the Giulia from your Panamera are the tailights

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>>16853525
>porsche fangirls
is this a new meme?

>>16841114
>pre production problems only!!
Motor Trend reviewed the production model and it was getting issues already lmao.

>>16854421
VAG money at work
They're panicking because Alfa and Volvo are threatening their sales

>>16854421
>(((Motor Trend)))
Show me a car (((journalist))) and I'll show you a shill

>>16854449
motor trend paid by VAG lmao what?
MT doesn't even review VAG products
and do you realize the Giulia won in the Motor Trends review?

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>>16854463
That's a damned lie though
http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/2017_audi_a4_first_drive_review/

>>16854469
>they don't even mention the Giulia when listing the competitors
VAG damage control is real

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i'll just drop this here

>>16854912
looks good af

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>>16854912
>$72k car
>making shit up for the sake of being butthurt

Enjoy this magnificent all plastic 3 Series

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>>16854994

It is very aesthetic

>>16855104
oh you're right I lied, it actually costs starting from $73.595
Also the 3 series in your pic costs from $34k

>>16855164
Yes you're an idiot as I suspected.

Check the prices and try again maggot

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>>16855297
>3 seconds on google
as always, italishills in denial.

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>>16855312
Are you an idiot?

Let's not count the fact that the image you posted with the wood finish isn't even from a Quadrifoglio model but it's a normal trim plus the luxury package, secondly as I said you posted a standard model which doesn't even cost 73.000$ but has a starting price aligned to the 3 series.

Stupid motherfucker BMW faggot who enjoys being humiliated every time.

>>16855332
Are you honestly trying to lie about the $73k Giulia QV having a different shifter from the base model? Because it's the same garbage.

>>16854912
>>16855104
Like this anon said any merc, audi, or bmw interior looks the same as that stupid Alfa stick. Anons r gonna meme any transmission stick that aint a 6spd.

>>16855353
...wait.

All this whining beacuase of the shifter stick?

Like seriously? ._.

Friendly reminder that all the Giulia are based on the Quadrifoglio, which is the base model used for developing the normal trims and less powerful, so nobody gives a shit about a minor detail such a the shifter stick in a model from a manufacturer who's trying to reborn from ashes and with tight budget unlike BMW.

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>>16855364
Minivan tier PRND
P
R
N
D
Also the standard Giulia drives nothing like the QV, in fact it drives worse than a standard C class/3 series.

>>16855378
Is that what you tell yourself at night to put yourself to sleep?

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>>16855383
The difference between me and all the /o/ giulia shills is that I've actually driven one.

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>>16855402

Sure anon, we trust you.

>>16855413
Babbys first dealership visit? Lmao

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>>16855517

Stay btfo

Once the novelty effect wears off the car's front just looks like an angry autistic owl. Glad to see Alfa resurrected, but have to pass this time.

>>16855601
>Once the novelty effect wears off
It's a timeless design

>>16855975
Kek

>>16846036
That's what I thought it meant, but no, it did not translate well. Interior panels don't really "lift".

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>>16855975

>>16856003
>>16857985
>implying it isn't
stay ignorant
the Giulia will be a classic, mark my words

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>>16858598
Unlike any recent BMW kek

>>16858897
You bought one? Nice!
Is it a Super or what?

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This thread is lacking on the music department
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D2RRlucZKE

>>16854912

that tool stick is weird. if it was smaller and the gate was a different shape it might look better.

>>16858897
Thats not even a giulia

>>16860440
lmao are you retarded?

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>>16860440
dumb cunt

>>16839770
Implying that a huracan isn't an Audi which isn't a VW which is a German manufacture. Oh well at least you will never own one anyways

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>>16860630

>>16860643
Just buy a Koenigsegg, or a LaFerrari, everybody knows that you will not be able to do the laptime yourself anyways so at least it will look nice.

>>16858897
M2 will be a classic
Giulia is just an ugly unreliable overweight v6 autotragic sedan.

>>16860815
>autotragic

But it isn't >>16855370

America =/= the world

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>>16860165

This needs the right Alfa Romeo

>>16839787
Is it accurate TV that this thing slides around wildly on a track when pushed hard?

>>16839675
Because it has a 4 leaf clover on it

>>16839770
This car is as italian as Oettinger Bier.

>>16861022
Still it has been engineered, styled and built in Italy and still the Germans can't make an Audi R8 that can compete with it even if "it's not Italian".

How so?

>>16861031
VAG does not want the R8 to compete with the Lambo.
Also it has not been engineered in Italy.

>>16861015
will future cars have the front full of lights?

>>16861398
You're a full sperg aren't you. Go back to the bus queue they're made by the same company. It is a fact.

>>16861398
They don't want to compete but they still equip the R8 with the Italian V10.

how's that anon?

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>1910+107
>Not having an FCA branded undershirt

Stay pleb /o/

>>16861606
Kek, I prefer the Ferrari or Maserati logo from FCA but that's not bad for an undershirt logo.

>>16861523
>>16861495
If the R8 was faster it would eat in the Lambos sales badly.

>>16861853
Detuned, ahem decucked is just another way of saying Lamborghini COUGH Audi. Just look at the volume selector on the driver's wheel of an Aventador. I have used and own one.
>inb4 VAG PART.

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>>16860165
>italians do it better
heh
funny thing is that in the "Dear predictable" ad they used "Tick of the clock" by Chromatics, which is part of that label.

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>>16860779
>implying the Performante doesn't look nice
>>16860968
Will burgers ever learn?
Also it's their own fault they can't get the manual. Had they not voted in office people who did away with the gray market, they could get not only the manual Giulia but awesome stuff like the Cizeta-Moroder V16T.
https://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/12/10/seizure-of-rare-supercar-raises-more-questions/?_r=0

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>>16839704
>still faster than any other production sedan in the whole world

>>16863459
>11 minutes at Nordschleife BTG
lmao

>>16863517
Cherry picking the meaning of "fast"

>>16863459
>faster

For 2 minutes, than the batteries/engines go in protection mode :^)

>>16863545
You're the 12 years old here who thinks that "fast" applies only to straight line speed.

>>16863459
>fastest

It's the quickest, you dumb fuck. There's a pretty big difference.

>>16863571
Just ignore these tesla fanatics, thie teslas will git resubugt they frrvrt ehrn hey avtuakky yt iyt a dcebt catm abd ges U TGYIED TGYS WYTG NT ETES DJUSED ABD WFYJE JAFH FF DUWBK RESJA STCHS

>>16863459
Around the Nürburgring it's the Giulia Quadrifoglio Verde. When it comes to top speed, it's the Charger Hellcat. Both products from based FCA. The Tesla isn't the fastest sedan in the world, only the fastest electric sedan.

>>16863659
Around the Nurburgring it's the Giulia.
Around every other track on earth it's the M3 F80.

>>16863671
>wet lap times

>>16863730
>wet and paid times
>german reviewers
>german presse
>german owned press

>>16863805
>>16863730
>d-don't count!!!!

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>>16863820

Yeah, they don't count because in your lapmemes websites it's not state that the lap - such as pic related - was timed on a VERY WET track

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>>16863908

You know the funny thing?

The Giulia did only 1 second worse than a twice the price Honda NSX Supercar which drove on a prefectly dry track.

:^)

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>>16863921

Sorry fucked up the image.

Still, even the top cucks, apart from Cockson, still managed to bully the car for doing 1 second worse than a supercar which drove on a dry track.

They FEAR this car.

>>16863921
That's why the grand tour exists ya fucking right cunt now get on over to the eboladrone and run a test lap, oh wait they already have a fatter and faster American who hates euro cars and a leaderboard. Hmmm one thinks.

>Never mind too much thinking for cuckchan

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>>16863932
>>16863921
How come it could not beat the 365hp M2 on this same day - same condition test though?

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>>16863961
>on this same day - same condition

The M2 was tested in the first episode while the Giulia on the 10th episode, so, not the same day.

And of course, not the same conditions you fucking shill.

>>16863990
I posted a different track test dumbass.
Can't you read ''L'Anneau du Rhin''

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>>16863990
STAY MAD

>>16864000
You're right, I'm retarded.

Well, judging by the Audi fucking S5 0,4 slower than the Giulia...well...you know, the rest are german cars

Do the math.

>>16863990
>>16864001
would buy this beautiful thing over the melting Mazda 6 every day of the week and spend the remaining money on mods

alfa is irrelevant js

>>16864011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B5MDI-tGFY

N E R V O U S
E
R
V
O
U
S

>>16864025
This is how you do the moose test correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMXjC5ytuaY

>>16864009
It was on a moist track where AWD plays its role
The only thing that maybe could've affected the Giulias lap time is that it was manual

KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnaWZaQ7QqM

One see these videos and then must realize that germans MUST pay for getting such positive reviews...

>>16864025
>>16864029
>>16864040
sportier cars perform worse on those ''moose tests'', the Porsche 911 Turbo S performed worse than the Giulia too, you must be retarded to believe that the standard Giulia handles better than the new Porsche 911.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-KC0Gct3J8

>>16864064
Never said that, but the suspension work on the M2 is almost criminal...that car can be near you on the motorway, and if it handles like that in the hands of a non expert driver, wel...you can imagine the outcome.

German way to make car "sporty" = stiffen the suspension

That's why even the Giulia Quadrifoglio is faster and more comfortable than its rivals.

>>16864080
The Giulia QV is so fast mainly thanks to its semi slick tyres, no German manufacturer puts tyres as aggressive on their production sedans.
Great for track driving but the QV's tyres will be wearing out every 5-10k miles (UTQG rating 60 lmao)

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>>16864093
compared to this on the twice as expensive roll cage fitted water injecting 2 door 2 seater track special bmw m4 gts

>>16864093
>implying anyone uses anything but the best rubber when trying to set a record in Nürburgring
>more damage control from the desperate BMW fangirls
as expected

>>16864433
I was not talking about the Nurburgring
Cars get tuned for the 'Ring every time by manufacturers.
How else would you explain the Giulia setting worse lap times than the competition on every other track but the Nordschleife.

>>16864723
>How else would you explain the Giulia setting worse lap times than the competition on every other track but the Nordschleife.

Paid reviews, simple as that.

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>>16864011
>the giulia looks like a melting Mazda 6
well i cant unsee that now

>>16863545
every shill does this

it gets especially bad when they talk about 0-60 times, like that even fucking matters.

their goal is to spread disinfo using buzzwords and meaningless statistics that fall apart under study. you aren't supposed to study it. You're supposed to remember "whoa that's a fast car!" like a good goy.

>>16863545
>>16864788
>cherry picking
No, it was clear what I meant with the picture attached to my post. If you're autists who lack reading comprehension that's on you.

>>16864751
>muh conspiracies
Even in reviews that favour the Giulia (where it "wins") it still is not much faster (or sometimes slower) than the competition.

>>16864866
Hillary lost despite rigging the election. Sometimes you can only rig so much.

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>>16863571

>Oh hey let's pick on the Tesla driver... Hey buddy want to follow me 25 miles to the nearest track and we can run my GTR against your Tesla until it overheats?

or

> We're at a light-- let's run out GTR against the guy in the Tesla. I bet he'll spill his Grey Poupon...

You figure it out homie.

>>16864901
so basically every giulia review in the world is a paid review, wow.
yeah guess Alfa had to pay out more to American reviewers since they want to take on the american market

>shills, undercover shills and alphonse creating drama out of nowhere
that's literally it. ignore and sage at all costs.

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>>16864932
>alphonse
lmfao what does that faggot have to do with Alfa? Pretty sure he hates Alfa like the rest of the /o/ memesters.
Also if I get a trip do I suddenly stop being a "shill"? kek
>protip: it's not shilling if what you're saying is true

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>>16864927
>so basically every review in the world is a paid review, wow.
FTFY
the Germans have compromised almost everything

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>>16864064
>sportier cars perform worse on those ''moose tests'', the Porsche 911 Turbo S performed worse than the Giulia too, you must be retarded to believe that the standard Giulia handles better than the new Porsche 911.
Nice try shill

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>>16865513
>a fucking 7 seater SUV from Nissan is faster than the cuckvette
As expected rotflmao.