OH FUCK the bumper midget is back and stole your car's

>rape

Get free money from insurance

>>16830403

I would sit in my car and do a big poop

>>16830403
Grind the broken pieces of bumper into a smoothie and force feed it to him

>>16830403
>get confused since i don't own a lexus

Ask him to change the foglights while it's off so I don't have to take the damn wheels off
>thanks mazda

>>16830403
Roundhouse kick

>implying a midget could remove the bumper from a 57 Olds

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>>16830403
wonder how he got the bumper off of this

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a midget without a bumper is such a sad sight, i let him keep it.. I'll get a new one at the midget store

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>>16833175

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Enjoy it you fucking nigger - you are now the owner of a faded chrome-bumper for a 2003 Hilux, with a large hole on both sides that have been nigger-tier filled with nothing but filler before being sanded down and painted with even worse nigger-tier "chrome paint" which turned out shit

>>16830403
>What do?
Autistically screech at him.

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>>16830403
run him over anyway b/c body on frame

>>16832030
I'm gonna feed him the bumper whole.

>>16830403
kill yourself because you own a sc300