so you've finally mustered up to sell your shitbox, put

Tell him everything is mint, let him find something "wrong" knock $50 off the price.

Let themfind out the whole suspension is toast in their shop, and replace it on their dime.
Turns out the episodes plot twist is that I semi-ripped him off.

This would all be agreed off screen, I would receive $500 additional dollars for participation in the episode.

>>16824745
I'd be pretty damn happy and just ask for them to keep in touch with me to let me know when their episode with my car does air.

>>16824745
they already did an AW11, he wouldn't buy another

Also why is new Wheeler Dealer so bad? It used to be great, but since they came stateside it's kind of shitty

>>16824864
maybe it's because they try too hard to appeal to american audiences

Tell him to fuck off, but it would be cool to meet Ed

Mine is up for 10,000 coconuts.

He would think he is getting a good deal bartering me down to 7,000 but really and truly it is worth 5,000. It may not appear so but it is a ticking time bomb

>this guy jogs up to your door
>jogs
Wrong

>>16824786
fpbp

>>16825184
This. As a 'Murrican, I liked seeing them work on Eurocars, with American cars as an occasional treat for every now and then. Not every other car being a "proper muscle car"

>STRICTLY state in my ad that i do NOT want any lowballers
>kicks the tires (fucking asshole) and asks if he can drive it
>ofcourse fucking not, it's my car you shithead
>tries to lowball 4 grand off my asking price (not even that much for this rare model!!)
>tell the english cunt to go jump off a river and get some proper fucking haggling sense
>climb into my 4 banger foxbody and ride off into the sunset, knowing full well that this fat english fucker isnt ripping me off tonight

>>16825451
>I know what I got into the sunset
ftfy