What's a good product to keep in my car for when I see a

a shotgun to eliminate the birds

Another smaller spare car.

Soft surface cleaner and microfibre cloth

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Rat poison in porridge should deal with the birbds.

>>16823234
A shotgun. If a bird shits on your car, kill three.

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>>16823234
One of those wash and wax products, anything else and you'll scratch your shit up. Birds like to eat stones and grit to help their digestive system, when they shit on your car they're shitting rocks onto your paint.

Spray the fuck out of it then let it sit, after a minute or so spray it again and wipe with a microfibre. Obviously the best solution is to just pressure wash it or wash the whole car, but not everyone has autism.

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>>16823253
>>16824169
This desu senpai

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This

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>>16823234
This, and either cheapass microfiber towels that you don't mind getting bird shit on, or a roll of blue shop towels, and a good microfiber cloth to finish it with.

>>16823234

I keep a bottle of water and microfiber. Place completely damp microfiber over the bird shit and let it sit for 1-2 minutes, then lift up, then clean the area with spray wax and fresh microfiber.