What's your car, when's the last time you had a girl

>2015 Dodge Charger SRT 392
>Last week
>"Why are you playing the clean version?"

1987 toyota corolla gt-s
>about a month ago
>"what is super eurobeat?"

>corvette zr1
>this morning
>"why does that 'nee sahn gee tee arr' keep passing us up, my son?"

Fuck off mom i hate this family

>>16820836
>2001 civic
>never

>>16820836
Drove a bunch of classmates to six flags.
>can we vape in here?

1996 Yamaha Virago 750
Last week

"Anon, this helmet's too big..."

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>>16820836
>02 BMW 525i
>Never
>...

>>16820995
KEK

2009 GTI
Yesterday
"Sorry again for spilling coffee on the floor"

Nissan Maxima
Months, my wife's scared of my rust bucket.
I drove my wife's friend back into the city (120miles), only the max is comfy enough for 3 people for that long. She was kinda cute too, changed clothes in the backseat (I have great peripheral vision).

>>16820836
C5z06
Yesterday
Complained about noise and comfortability.

Last week, super qt coworker, said nothing about it, we made fun of hipsters and other gross people driving through the city

>>16820836
>07 Buick Lacrosse
>everybody complements it when they get in

most recent female was a friend's gf yesterday, one before that was my fuckbuddy

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>98 Jetta GL
>December 2016
>"Why is it doing that?"

>I was in slow moving traffic and was at 4k rpm and hadn't shifted into second
>she couldn't understand why the manual car didn't upshift by itself

>>16820836
2014 Mustang GT Premium
Owned for 1 year to the day today, never had a girl besides family members in it.
Also 1998 Jeep Wrangler (heavily modded)
Lets see.. had a girl in it once in summer of 2015 I think it was. Her hair was really long, like touching her thighs while she was standing, and she didn't like having to keep it contained in the wind while driving with the top down.

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>>16820836
Ferd
Today
She always complains about the subwoofer

>drive Uber
>pick up teenage cute girl from mall
>long ass ride
>leatherette seats
>sniff seat after trip is done
>smells like soapy ass

I love this job so much

Lexus IS300
Last Friday
"This is very comfy"

>>16822224
Being this beta, good work mate.

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Tonight. She was mostly just scared about me hooning on the ice with summer tires.

>4runner
>last week
>"don't cum in my mouth"

>>16820836
i want to feel those legs tightly wrapped around my waist

>2014 Mazda6 GT
>today
>complained that one of my friends scooted the seat back to nap in the drive prior

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>>16820836
>ywn drive a qt Japanese girl home and occasionally glance over at her silky smooth white thighs.
Fuck this.

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>>16822369
>ywn rail her in your car and see your cum running down her silky smooth white thighs
why was i even born

>>16822284
did you call him again? at least you can do. hell, maybe it'll turn into something great and you guys can go out and get a hilux, you know, the one with the scoop. put lots of stickers all over it. no one will know you're gay.

>1994 4runner w/ a lift and rock sliders.
>a month maybe two
>why are your steps so high?

They are not fucking steps, they are rock sliders you dumb shit. Why does everyone think they are steps? The are literally like 4ft in the fucking air and are scratched to shit underneath.

>>16822418
>What's your car, when's the last time you had a girl in your car, and did she comment on it?

It's okay Anon. Not everyone's meant to be smart.

>>16820836
95 Ranger
Last friday
And yes, liked my stickies, especially the Shinobu peek.

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>>16822397
It's a fucking shame, I knew a Japanese girl a long time ago. But she was a foreign exchange student and I didn't even have a license at the time.
She was really cute, and she mostly talked to me in Engrish.
I would have loved to take her on a ride, in more ways than one.

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>>16820995

>>16820836
97 f550 single cab diesel cab/chassis with flatbed on back.

>hey anon, why did you bring the tow truck to the party?

>R32 GTR
>Saturday
>anon this car is pretty small
>anon why does it smell like my ex's cologne in here?

>2002 Mustang V6
>Last week
>When did your windshield get a crack in it, it's huge! -Grandma

Got a chip in it, then next day I went to my car after work and it had cracked in 3 long lines.

Lot of girls like the blue of my focus

I've had my Jeep for about 6 months now, and the only female who ever rode in it was my mother. She likes it, but then, she likes Jeeps in general. We almost have matching Wranglers :)

>>16822709
i managed to accost some drunk japanese girl in a bar here once. she was on holiday visiting her friend, who kept abandoning her to go sleep with her bf.
so she spent every night of that two weeks at mine. we had a fucking great time.

>>16822807
wow real player taking advantage of drunk and confused foreigners

>>16822815
wow real virgin not being drunk in a bar too

>>16822818
i'm not human garbage so i have better things to do with my time than exploiting people to get muh dik on

>>16822822
like watching anime and hotgluing your figurines? damn good reason not to be going out and meeting people i guess.

>exploiting people
consent is possible between two drunk people. i bet you tow the feminist line because you think it'll make women like you

>>16822826
did you know you can meet girls and abstain from sex until you decide you're interested in a relationship?

>muh consenting adults
>ur a beminisd
being a libertarian PUA goon is just as bad as being a feminist

>>16822846
>meet girls
>abstain from sex
what you're experiencing is called "rejection"
no need to delude yourself

>>16822859
no, what i'm experiencing is called "self control"

but you feel free to delude yourself into thinking rutting your doughy asymmetrical body into some drunken skank is some kind of impressive feat

>>16822868
>trying this hard

okay i think you've made your point - you're a bitter virgin. we understand you.

>>16822876
>gets btfo
>u-ur trying too hard!

>>16822868

I think I just regained my virginity reading this post

>2005 Subaru Impreza Wagonback in mint condition, 30,000kms on the clock.
Friday night
Laughed at it, she called it a mum car
She later she blew me on the beach and afterwards I made her walk home.

No-one insults my car.

>>16822898
nice goony power fantasy

>>16820836

>05 rx8
>sometime
>inb4 apex seals

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>Cadillac Coupe DeVille
>few months ago
think she may have said "mmm mmm mmmmmm!" but usually you can't hear shit from the trunk so it was probably just a fucked up axle.

'95 MX-5

It has been... at least 5 years...

We had bloody period sex immediately after though.

>>16822807
>so she spent every night of that two weeks at mine. we had a fucking great time.
That must have been an awesome time man.
It has really been bothering me lately that I haven't been able to find a Japanese girl like her again.
But as soon as I do, I'll try harder this time around.

>valiant
>women keep harming themselves entering my car
if you exclude this, its been 2 years

>1986 rx-7 FC GXL
>Literally never
>n/a
I drove it home and it has been on jackstands ever since.

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>>16820836
>tfw I haven't had a girl in any of the four cars I've owned over the last 2 years
>tfw the last time I drove any girls anywhere I owned a rapevan spec previa

>>16822886
Senpai kys

>>16822868
It's not self control if you can't control it

You people need some fucking Jesus in your lives. These are not difficult sins to cut out of your life.

>>16820995
Lol

My grandma
Every Saturday
She likes how it's height makes it easy for her to get in with her bad hip

3 months ago
>2002 mustang GT
>WHEW . This car is crazy!

I was hooning

>Focus ST
>last week, took my sister to the airport
>"I like the touch screen"

>>16820836
> 2011 Ford Focus Zetec
> A few months back, giving a friend a lift to a social event we were both going to
> No comment about the car, just my crazy driving

>2000 V6 Firebird
>Few days ago, take gf to work
>"Why don't you LS swap this?"
Jesus christ when does it end?

>>16820995 >>16824558 >>16824663
I enjoyed these, men.

>>16822953
It was and not just in a sexual sense. It was genuinely fun talking to her over dinner and drinks, she had such a sweet demeanour and was a lot of fun to be around.
Hope you get lucky twice senpai

>>16820836
Holy fuck asian girls are disgusting

>>16820995
>tfw you keep getting passed by GTR when you take your wife's kid to soccer practice.

>2015 Mustang GT

>gee anon why do you have anime girls as your touch screen's background?

>NA Miata
>we talked about hair products and fashion before i dropped her off at the salon we work at

then i got home and sucked some dick

>>16820941
My gf likes my '84 Trueno.

>>16820836
>Kia spectra
>yesterday
>"god, anon. cleaaaaaaaaan!"
don't get a gf, guys.

>>16824938
>Hope you get lucky twice senpai
Thanks, likewise.

2005 Chevy Tahoe
Almost 3 years ago :,[
Liked the stereo system

>>16820836
Toyota Tundra
Yesterday

Same shit she always says
>this truck smells
>go clean it

FFS, it's a goddamn work truck, you don't like it we'll take your fucking car Jesus Christ I wish you would shut the fuck up.

>>16822778
Mustang bro
>04 v6 mustang
>Yesterday
>"my mom used to have a mustang and she loved it, can't believe you only paid $1000 for it"

Might ask her out idk. She has a fat ass for a white girl. At least I have my looks to go on and not my car like most of you losers.

I took my 60 year old Thai supervisor home in my truck when her Jeep was fucked. "Wow your car so clean!" It desperately needed to be vacuumed but apparently that's still better than most.

>2002 Honda Fit I bought last week.
>yesterday, GF
>she thinks it's cute, also surprisingly spacious backseat, I can pretty much fuck her anyway I want in there
>asked me to cum on her face, which was a first. Oh well.

last one that wasn't a family member

'97 Saab 9-3
'bout 6 months ago
asked me why I drive so fast
I didn't think I was driving particularly fast ;_;

>'05 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon
>never

>>16820836
>Toyota Corolla
>Today, going to work
>She's my girlfriend so no she doesn't give a shit about my car

>>16822868
>>16822846
>>16822822
>>16822815
Holy shit the fedora tipping in this thread is insane

>2000 Ford Taurus
>Today
>"I like your car more than my car. The seats are softer"

Last week
She teases me because she doesn't care about cars so she calls all my cars she cars and giggles

>>16826244
Shit cars*

>>16820836
Peugeot 407
Daily, friends from college ask for rides home because it's on my way anyway
they love the torque

>>16822269
>hooning on the ice with summer tires.
Litterally me

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>>16821263
Same car as me
Still no girl has been in :(

>>16820836
'89 Accord
She said it was cute and cool since it's so old.
Im sure she enjoyed the ride because she had that smile on her face.
Cant wait to take her for a ride summer with the sunroof open

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>>16820836
>2016 wrx premium
>sort of gf last week
>*opens window to release vape clouds

>>16828888
Do you drive with a snap back too?

I tell all of my friends to look out for WRX owners with snap backs, because literally all of them wear one here. Vapes have just been assumed.

>>16820836
99 jeep Cherokee
my mom maybe (years ago)
Mom told me I was driving too fast.

>2008 350z
>fwb 2 days ago
>"I love your car"

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>2013 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 3.8
>"Why doesn't the bluetooth pair?"
>is wife

The question is valid. She wanted a fancy newish car and the bluetooth always unpairs. Should have stuck with the shitbox if it forces you to use aux.

>2002 Subaru SF6
>Sorta girlfriend about 3 years ago in high school
>Told me she liked when I drove with her

She kissed one of my friends at a party then came and fell asleep on the couch with me. Found out the next morning and drove home without her. She came over that night saying she couldn't believe she kissed him and how gross it was. Then she told me she wanted to do something to take our minds of all this and I told her to get the fuck out of my house and that's the last time we hung out together. I'm glad I'm not in high school anymore.

>>16825697
i have nothing to go on, but my ex had a fat ass and a skinny waist. and she liked my rolling turd. im about to sell it for 1500 or so. developed loud lifter tick near cyl 3.

>>16822709
>this is what happened to me
>except i had a car and took her for rides
>shes now my gf

>>16825833

this didn't happen

nah mate its more like

>can you get your aircon fixed?
>Stop being so precious about your car
>No you cant have a few beers im scared to drive your car home

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>>16828904
naw fampai, usually buisness casual, i dont dress like a fuccboi

>>16820836
1994 chevy silverado single cab with a comfy bench seat and a super comfy mint all burgandy interior

had a girl in it 2 days ago

she said that it was super clean and comfy

>>16829348
Thank fuck you don't have to be exposed to her shit taste in music then.

>2002 Corvette
>yesterday
>"I feel like I'm dragging my ass on the ground."
>"do you not have any Asap Rocky?"
>"how do you live without cup holders?"
>"you can't even understand what these guys are singing."

Female coworker I gave a ride home. Told her she can walk next time while I enjoy dragging my ass and listening to Ghost BC.

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>>16820995

>>16824954
You're disgusting.

Asian qts are literally the best

>>16829791
>fuccboi
I'm a sexually liberated male you bigot

>>16820836
>Toyota MR2 GT-S
>2 weeks ago
>"aha anon, this is like a go kart"

>>16820836
>1998 citroen ax
>2013 (moved to another city for uni, don't have a car there)
>hey, your car is old but it's comfy and cute

>>16821301
sounds kinda cringy

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>2011 Nissan Maxima
>yesterday
>"im sorry I got mud on your mats"

glad I got the rubber mats she got red clay all over them

>>16820836
>Toyota 86
>never (except my mom)
Although there are at least 3 girls that asked if they could take a ride in it sometime.

>2000 durango
>2 days ago fucked a qt in the back with all the seats folded down to make a bed
>"just hurry up I don't wanna get caught"

Need to get my own place ;_;

>Jaguar F Type
>Last night, took wife home from dinner
>Did you just fart again?

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>>16820836
Saturn ION Redline
>have gf in car all the time
>generally says nothing cause she hates riding in any car
>i complain about stiff, lowered suspension for her
>fuck DC/Maryland shit roads

>>16830673
Have fun with your gross pale yellow boobless assless manish chinks. Ill just be stealing your white wimen in the mean time.

BTFO you will never recover

>>16833472
Enjoy the cellulite and splotchy skin cancer skin.

>2005 Subaru Forester
>a month ago
>"your car is very clean"

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>2012 a3 black edition
>co worker a few weeks ago
>wow really nice

little does she know how cancer that head unit is

>>16833574
oh man that interior is fucking awesome

is that a 2012 a3?

does audi make any new cars in manual or is it all paddle shifter shit?

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82 El Camino
christmas break
Picking up old gf who is graduating from uni this year
>uh, wow anon, you really haven't much since highschool
I'm a failure /o/

>>16833574
well here in bongville they still sell more manuals than anything on the newer models

and ye this is the 2012 A3 8p sportback (last lot before they moved to the newer shape)

>>16833603
>>16833579

>>16833581
>hanging around ex gf
not a good idea

>>16833603
sucks I can't get any newer audis in manual some of them look really nice

>>16833616
*In the US

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>>16833611
>but we're still best friends and on great terms

>>16833611
We have the same circle of friends, and everyone was back in town for christmas break. Ah well, i more or less accepted my failures awhile ago, I have to get better this year. 2016 was an utter clusterfuck for me.
>>16833636
this degenerate isnt me

>>16833484
>gets btfo
>b-but!!!!

BTFO

>>16834649
Enjoy getting cucked and divorced and getting financially raped for the rest of your life.

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>Mustang V6 2011 (pic very much related)
>Today
>This car is pretty fast! Teach me how to drive manual please!

Manual got me a girlfriend in the past, and it will give me another one.

Autofags need no apply.

>>16821263
Why would you buy a 525i? You probably could've bought a 330ci for as much and it would be much more fun

>>16821311
Why would you be on 4k rpm in slow moving traffic

>>16834786
>mustang

Hello gay boy

>>16834665
>gets btfo
>b-bbbut!!!!!

BTFO out

>>16834786

>implying women care whether its auto or manual
>implying women care about cars

You are 15 and your only girlfriend is your right hand

>Miata
Drove a girl i'm seeing back to my place, she like's the car as long as she's remembered a hair tie, in fact all the girls i've had in it have enjoyed it. My ex girlfriend ended up getting kind of sick of me wanting to throw the roof down in all kinds of weather but that's about it.

>>16820836
>2009 Civic EX-L
>Last week
>"Which car is it? I remember it's the silver one"

>2008 S2000 CR
>A year or so ago
>"Stop driving so fast. Slow down!"

>2000 Prelude SH
>A couple years ago, before it was a project
>Don't remember, probably something about the noise

>>16820836
>94 300ZX
>January, before girlfriend left for winter college quarter
>"wow anon this is low! it sounds nice too"

>>16835072
>gets btfo
>b-bbbut!!!!!
I can be redundant too, Faggot.

>Honda CRV
>sister in law
>2 weeks ago
>she was asking how my dashcam worked

>350Z
>about 5 years ago
>female friend
>"nice car. thanks for driving, see you later strictly platonic male friend"

>4runner
>10 years ago
>hot asian fuckbuddy slut
>"mmmhmpphh" (and other various cocksucking noises)

>BMW 325
>about 12 years ago
>never had a girl in it

4runner CONFIRMED for actual IRL pussy magnet

>girl
>car
>ever

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>>16835770

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>>16820836
My mom 2 weeks ago when we went to pick up pizza. She said the bucket seats were weird.

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>>16835778

it's more like this

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>>16824663
>the female brain

>>16822369
>>16822397
>ywn have a butterfaced gf
feels good senpai

>>16835700
Btfo out

>>16831660
>2000 durango

lol was the "qt" your toothless cousin you inbred degenerate?

>>16822918
underrated

>>16820836
1997 ferd ranger
Last weekend with gf. "What does the S stand for on your keys? Does it stand for shitty?" Ive never hit a woman before but i was considering it.

My car is a 94 integra. The last girl that was in it was a co worker that was having some car troubles so I took her home. She was actually pretty vocal about how I needed to get an actual new car. It's in great shape so I asked her what she meant. Basically that it was just old styled. Wasn't trying to fuck her so no worries

E46 M3
>"I hate that beeping noise it makes when it's cold outside. It sounds like an engine explosion warning"

951
>"there's always a sun patch in my face"

FiST
>"I'm glad you're getting rid of this because I hate these seats"

There's no winning /o/

>>16836824
Kek
It was actually my wife, we're saving up to down-payment a house when I get out of the military, but I'm about to get sent out of the country so currently she's back at her parents, who are gay and don't let me fuck my own wife because 'under muh roof under muh rulez!' Meanwhile her barely legal sister ran the fuck out on them and now gets ran through every night by her felon boyfriend

>1998 Honda Prelude
>Never

>1977 Dodge W200
>Friend of my 14yo daughter
>Wow its huge but why is it so noisy in here?
>BECAUSE ITS NOT FILLED TO THE ROOF WITH NOISE INSULATION SHIT

Euro here btw, driving a full size truck here can be "fun" sometimes because honestly our roads are too narrow for US cars

>>16837731
It is their house and their rules. Grow the fuck up

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>>16837775
>It is their house and their rules. Grow the fuck up

>>16837735
>1990 prelude
>drive female coworkers home from work in it
>they love how "retro" the interior is
>ex gf hated it
She was a bitch though

>>16822918
25thpbp

>>16837786
>fucked a qt in the back of my truck
>it was actually my wife
>when i get out of the military
>her parents are gay because they won't let me fuck her in their house

You sound like a petulant manchild

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>>16837806
>You sound like a petulant manchild

>>16837515
Damn a girl with banter like that is my type of gal.
Does she have a sister or an effeminate father

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>>16837806
>married
>earned a degree while active duty and working part time
>5 years of marine corps, going on 3rd "deployment"
>30k in savings
>federal law enforcement job lined up
>purchasing a house next year

Oh yea brother, I'm the man child in this situation

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>nihon girl in the op

dick measuring thread guaranteed

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>>16822918
kek

>>16837851
OP girl is pretty comfy to look at in the catalog.