Anybody else like playing stealth?
>Leave work at 22:00
>Drive home on twisty backroads pretending you're on the run from the gestapo
Characteristics:
>-10 deg outside, windows down, wearing gloves and light jacket, hvac off
>take turns way too fast
>half brights even when nobody's coming, only tap full brights before blind bends
>constantly detour into roads you don't know, then improvise your way back to route
>sit forward over wheel and look about nervously
Makes me feel like a spy movie hero
Also, general autism thread
I live in Chicago so no way I can do this
At the same time, doing that in Chicago is the best way to do it
>>16820628
I might be a fucking autist but this sounds fun as hell and a great way to find some new roads
>>16820628
>be me in high school
>1999 Cavalier Z24 5-speed
>driving some girls around smoking a blunt
>synth wave blasting
>leather jacket
>slicked back hair
>autism
>Driving the back roads of Northwest connecticut
>late 90s sentra is following me
>Continues following
>Make a couple loops to make sure it's not just coincidence
>by now one of the girls is getting anxious
>going about 40
>Down shift to 2nd
>BRAAP
>Dude speeds right up
>full gta mode no turn signals taking random turns but I know the roads.
>20 minutes of hard driving and he's gone
>pussy wet
>water collecting in the trunk sloshed into the backseat
> "Anon you're a crazy dude"
>Eventually got some clam
>feelsjohngoodman
I love adrenaline driving. But I drive a honda element now so everytime I try the thing feels like it's gonna flip.
>>16823062
>I drive a honda element
the Cavalier didn't have enough room for your wife's kids?
>>16823074
The Cavaliers ecu rusted out of the mount. And it was mounted in front of the right front tire.
>GM
And don't talk shit about elements brah.
>honda reliability
>mad rear legroom
>durable ass interior
>Holds an entire drum kit plus amps and a pa
>seats that fold down into a bed
>romantic moonroof
>4wd
Too bad it looks retarded.
It's a car you need to get to know a little before you appreciate it. Needed a car desperately after the cav died. Luckily my grandmother's friend blanche died at the perfect time for me to pick it up fairly cheap.
>>16820684
the only thing autistic about you is that you think abnormal things are autistic
>>16823112
having a really hard time imagining you as anything other than some balding henpecked little league dad in his mid 30s
>>16823118
I'm a 21 year old wageslave
>>16820628
>>16820628
I used to cruise around neighborhoods I didn't know in my 85 turbodiesel Benz pretending I was some south american dictator visiting the people of my country.
This sounds real fun though.
>>16823211
no matter how much you pretend and daydream you'll never get the best years of your life back, darryl
>>16823062
Iktf with the crossover handling. Too poor to modify it though. Wish I had a wagon.
Bumping with ideal vehicle for this purpose
i like doing backroads at 3am with only my running lights on.
one time i accicdentally road the PCH for like 3hours like that