Just got hit 'n run'd by a car full of disenfranchised

Basketball American?

>>16819739
i'd go ballistic and chase them down, but you'd probably get into more trouble.

Life is like a bunch of sour tasting, long overdue chocolates OP.

>>16819751
their car got the worst of it tbqh, and im not a bad enough dude to pick a fight with 3 adult male pavement apes

>>16819739
How bad is the damage? Post pics.

>>16819739
You deserve it for being a racist shithead.

>>16819778
>unironically being unarmed
fag

>>16819739
Did you die?

I just got hit-and-run'd the other day, $6k worth of damages. Caught the plates and filed a police report, cops went to their house to get info and they played dumb and couldn't find the car so now somebody's getting arrested.

>>16819739
Are you lying?

>>16820156
what exactly did i say that was "racist"?

>>16820141
just broken front plastics. they stopped suddenly, threw it in reverse, and hit me at like <10mph. the back hatch of their sweet woody stationwagon was much more fucked up.

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>>16820226
no, here is a pic of the destruction

>>16820303
That is not a hit and run, it's barely even a scrape

>>16820326
>its just a scrape bro
is that what you'd tell someone if you hit their car?

>>16820303
>destruction

i mean that sucks and all but you're a fucking wuss for describing it like that.

>>16820339
If I saw that and they wanted the insurance details I would think they were gay

>>16820341
what is hyperpole?

>>16820346
i hope someone hits your car with a train of shopping carts

>>16820346
You would have to hit a car with some force to leave a mark like that. It's not exactly a tap.

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>>16820326
>>16820303
Yeah, hit-and-run implies that it's bad, even if this technically was one.

Proof that melanin-enriched individuals are so bad at everything they do that they can't even hit-and-run correctly.

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>>16820346
go fuck yourself

>guy backs into my door
>tries to drive off
>get him to stop
>tells me why bother its a piece of shit anyway
>aww hell na
>make him give me insurance info
>make his insurance pay 500$
>pocket the money

enjoy your high rates motherfucker

would have taken 100$ cash if he didnt try driving off

>>16820388
square body fords make me hard

>>16820371
They clearly slipped

>>16819739
Why didn't you shoot the niggers?

>>16820475
because i dont want to go to prison

>>16820388

>be a faggot
>tell others to fuck themselves

wew

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>>16819739
>Just got hit 'n run'd by a car full of disenfranchised urban gentlemen, ama.

Low Quality People exist everywhere. White trash, urban gentlemen, porch monkies, and cursing loud homeless in public libraries. They even tried to go to the university library since ours is open to the public with open stacks. The collectible type books started disappearing from the stacks (stolen for resale on ebay).

>>16820270
You're lucky they didn't claim you rear-ended them and owe them the money. All three would swear the same thing.

>>16820610
i thought thats what they were trying to do at first, but i think the driver was just super dumb.

>>16820590

t. lamarcus lashawn ladarius laserious tayqu'wan dayvon merrill-cranston XII

>>16820549
>be faggot
> that means i cant tell cunts to fuck off

r u srs m8

>>16820759

>be faggot

that should be enough trauma for one life

edgy teenagers should stay in /b

>>16820365
>a train of shopping carts
Because they are not insured are they? Then what happens? I doubt I'd be arrested for it because I'm registered blind.

"I smashed your car in mate, shit"

>>16820590
>muh not all niggers
>>>/trash/
>>>/r/eddit

>>16820156
You're next for being a sensitive bitch