>going to pick up my date in this car tomorrow the classic

>>16819270
If she likes Mr. Bean

>>16819270
I've had two classic minis and zero girlfriends

>>16819270
Sure, m8. And then bang her in the back seat.

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>>16819279
what a load of tosh!

>>16819270

>its too noisy
>it has aircon right?
>is that the most it goes?
>i dont feel safe

>>16819325
>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!
>wow this car is so cute!

>>16819325
kick her out and dodge a bullet

>>16819342
keeper

>>16819270
Mini is a car for faggots.
Easy to pick up and explodes when it's rear ended.

>>16819270
If they're one of those weird Tumblr Anglophiles that wears Union Jack print clothing 24/7, has a Big Ben painting in their room, and obsesses over J.K. Rowling, sure.

thats not a jeep wrangler

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>>16819440
I'm British. She's British. This date is happening in London.

>>16819456
>jeep wrangler
>picking up women

If she's your sister, sure.

>>16819467
i'm not american bud
my sister does love the wrangler though

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>>16819418
>t. miatafag

the mini is for people who don't need to overcompensate

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I think it's a lot smaller than I expected it to be
>TFW can't post pic related of the one I own because the file is too large

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I don't think I've ever been able to pick up girls with mine. They generally quite like it though, whilst being a bit terrified. I've actually had girls say my other car is much better in terms of one girls would like a guy to drive.

Just keep making jokes about guys with small dicks driving big cars.

>>16819740
whats yer other car?

>>16819270
Depends, does it leak through the sun roof and have a bit of rust on the door sill? then you should kill yourself :/

i have 5 cars, all of them from the 1970's, and ive never had a gf

good luck

>>16819779
did you ever fap in one

>>16819270
No. Your autistic car is too small and will make women think you are too poor to afford a modern mini.

Women want a car they can get nailed in the back seat in and dont feel like a sardine can.

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>>16819774

>>16819787
no, but thinking i was going to get instantly laid because of an old car showed i was a fool for boomer mythology

>>16819270
>pick em up in a small car
>desensitise them for close contact
I get you famalam

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>>16819865
>>16819779
>>16819456
I'm starting to think I should have bought that SW20 MR2 instead...

>>16819865
>Women want a car they can get nailed in the back seat in and dont feel like a sardine can.

Can confirm

They literally prefer spacious grocery getters over cars with heritage

>>16820343
Or you could have compromised and gotten an AW11. It has the tiny charm and cuteness of a Mini and Miata, with enough lines to have some masculinity.
Would have been the perfect middle ground between a Mini and a SW20.

Girls love mine and my gf told me I'm not ever allowed to get rid of it.

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bitches love my mini

>>16819270
Only if she's not fat.

Get a 2002tii you faggot

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would bitches like a 124 sport spider?