A guy pulls up in this 911R and slaps your girlfriend's

I let him slap my ass too because I'm a huge cocksucker for Porsche

those cars wont last another 100 years

>>16812667
slap his ((her)) ass and ask if I can drive his ((her)) car, if you know what I mean

>>16812667
i slap his ass back because I know the secret porsche gay code

>>16812734
I don't know what you mean

>>16812667
Tell him his stripes look like shit and he could never satisfy my GF

>>16812726
Neither will you.

get a blush on my face and go on my knees because that's where I belong infront of owners of a 911.

I'm just gonna glass him and get ready to fight him and whoever he's with. Owning a Porsche has never been a reason to not get your ass kicked.

Don't tell me this actually happened to someone...

Call the cops and get him arrested for sexual harassment, make sure his 911 gets towed.

go home, look up pictures of 911s
think of 911s when i have sex with my gf

>>16814574
i would unironically make love to the obscenely curvy backside of a porsche 911

>>16812667
I feel like no one realizes that's a $600,000 911R, where was this OP?

>>16815263
Looks the same as any other boring Porsche to me...

Oh wait, let me put this R after 911.

>>16816023
delet this

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>>16816034

I love the idea of the 911R, but the fact a semi-stripped 4.0 911 is 500k or 600k shows just how ridiculous the Porsche bubble has gotten.

>>16815263
>>16818060
how is that expensive? Porsche's website says it starts at %184,000

>>16812667
Go home Salomondrin.

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>>16812667
Let him slap my ass and suck his dick if he lets me sit in the passenger seat while he drives

>>16818067
Impossible to obtain; people reserved them, bought them, and are reselling for three times the price. There's only around 3 currently for sale in the US.

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>>16818300
They're asking that, but are they selling for that?

>>16818322
Fairly certain they are