>leave store >arrive at your car >see these two girls

>>16788958
Pull out my .44 Magnum, shoot them in the face, then hoist up and wave the American flag back and forth as eagles fly overhead before president trump lands in marine one and personally shakes my hand for making Texas and the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA™ a better, safer place.

>Bring my chin down to protect my neck
>Bring up my hands and say 'I don't want no trouble'
>Flex my traps and core
>Slightly bend my knees.
>In low voice say 'wolololololololololo' slowly increasing in volume and timbre
>Begin to sway side to side
>Loosen my facial muscles, kegel and anal schincter
>Begin to shit and piss myself
>Roll my eyes back into my head
>Scream 'WOLOLOLOLOLOLO' as loud as I can
>Ascend to planar form

>>16788958

psh, dream on before you get memed on, 3D piglets

>push them into the dirt
>scream "THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL DO THIS ANYTHING"
>pull out my pocket knife
>cut their shoelaces and tie them together so they can't move
>laugh as they squirm on the ground till they die from starvation
>piss on the corpses

Drug them, fuck them, sell them to a dirty arabian for the price of a big Mac.

>>16788958
>Take a picture of them holding keys in front of scratched car
>inform them that they either have the choice of paying me outright for the damage they caused or being turned in to the local police for vandalism (with photographic evidence)
>file police report for sexual harassment afterwards, and paperwork for requesting a restraining order

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>>16788958
>teleport behind them
>"Pssh... nothin personell, kids"
>behead them with one swing of my katana made of steel folded a million times by a master Japanese swordsmith

>>16788958
Tell them that we'll need to go somewhere private for a proper punishment and shove them in the trunk, then dorifto through all the touges until sunrise.

>>16789130
Yeah, I was gonna stay classy and invite them back to my place, and then "Cosby" them...basically same end game. Your way takes care of witnesses and also, Big Mac..

3DPD. I only care for perfect 2D women.

>>16789350
what's wrong with you anon?

>>16789356
What's wrong with YOU? finding ugly whores like those attractive.