Ok /o/tists let's play a game! Post your key setups. Then

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>>16761041

You're a furry.

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>>16761066
you're a person who enjoys the outdoors and a man of few words. I'd be inclined to guess that toyota key is for a tacoma but maybe not. nice dubs
>>16761041
op evidently either still does or used to enjoy minecraft a lot

>>16761137
You have good taste in vechicles

>>16761137

you own a red leather jacket.

>>16761168
Vehicle*
Fuck

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>Inb4 bus rider cause no car key

>>16761180
you're a weeb but despite your keychain you don't flaunt it in public and aren't autistic

op said wild assumptions right?

>>16761180

scooter rider

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>>16761041
smashes his meat to Rose and every "porn" scene on GOT
>>16761066
probably murders people and all the keys unlock different sheds
>>16761137
definitely tries to race everything within a 20 miles radius

>>16761204

#1 civic destroyer in your town.

>>16761204
>ford focus or fiesta ST owner
>has an uncontrollable erection for tarbo'd engines

>>16761180
definitely a cool guy, doesn't do weird anime shit like wave his arms around or say that everything is kawaii

>>16761180
I thought I'd find you here

Post moar

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>>16761358
Bought the tag off ebay cause you think its cool and you think your car is fast.

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My key is... just a metal key.

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You're probably going to be very wrong.

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>>16763479
Puddle pirate who can't get into A-School so you're stuck working food prep for a cutter's galley.

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>>16764770
A person who lives in the city who wishes they lived in a more rural area, lol.

Here's mine

>>16764784
That's not outlandish... but you're right.

Fuck Houston. I miss living in BFE.

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>>16761180
Could go either way. Pretty normal guy who likes anime. Autismo incarnate.
>>16761358
Simple guy with a Volvo wagon?
>>16763479
Wants to fly the rescue helicopter but is the guy who only works the basket
>>16764751
Simple man with simple pleasures

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>>16761041
Weeb

>>16761066
Likes Coors Light

>>16761137
Wears a fursuit

>>16761180
Supreme weeblord

>>16761204
Sick alternator keyring, but your car is almost certainly an n/a shitbox

>>16761358
Punched a hole in a tag he found at an army surplus store

>>16763479
Getting a 4-year degree in an "easy" brand of engineering after uncle Sam has his way with your bum for a few more years

>>16764751
MX-5 driver

>>16764770
"My sister made this key ring strap for me"

>>16764784
>buying oil and filters from o'reallys
>ever

>>16764818
Weeb

>>16761041
>My house is electronic entry.
Do they make you come in thru the garage & mud-room too?

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>>16764818
Not a Volvo.

>>16764855
You're kinda right. But at least I actually am in the RAAF, though nothing special, just a desk job.

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This will really make you think.

>>16764784
You think a lot about how you dress well but can't afford nice stuff. Being a "good ol' boy" is a big deal for you.

>>16764818
You grew up poor. You've "flipped" a car before. Obviously you're a colossal faggot. You wear glasses. You have very strong political opinions but you actually don't know shit about politics. "Your" house is a mess and smells like shit.

>>16764818
Oh and your dad is a Republican.

>>16764905

Is this a picture of your keys on top of a dog?

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Repostan

>>16764857
You use an extra-long lanyard to feel it brush against your leg as you drive and pretend it's a significant other in the passenger seat reaching their hand over. You turn and, as usual, the seat is empty, but that's okay, you guess. You have your Mid-engined Runabout for 2 and that's just fine.

>>16764857
Man child. You do/wear/say lots of lol so random XD shit to try to get attention.

>>16764920
no

>>16764924
You make sensible life choices but so far it hasn't really paid off. You're single. The place you work has a dress code. You bought that knife because it legitimately comes in handy. You have never been edgy in your entire life. You keep your car and apartment clean. If a puzzle was missing a piece you would throw it away.

>>16761180
Looking for a car that will land him some boipussy and so that he can stop riding the bus.

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>>16761041
Memelord

>>16761066
Some kind of Janitor? Or you like to have a lot of keys you don't use anymore since you're used to the weight.

>>16761137
You either drive with your knee of both hands at 10 and 2

>>16761180
You do the Naruto run when you think no one is looking

>>16761204
You know enough about cars to know yours is about to die

>>16761358
you're that guy

>>16763479
Your dad was in the coast guard. You, however, have asthma

>>16764751
laid back

>>16764770
backwoods country wannabe

>>16764784
just a guy

>>16764818
You wear cargo shorts when it's 30 outside cause "the cold doesn't bother you"

>>16764851
You're currently living alone in your first apartment

>>16764855
Basic bro

>>16764857
underageb&

>>16764905
You wanted to join the military, so you just got a dog tag instead

>>16764962
>You wanted to join the military, so you just got a dog tag instead
Shot and a miss.

>>16764947
Goddamn anon, you got everything except the dress code.

>You bought that knife because it legitimately comes in handy.
It has scissors. Do you know what basically every single fucking Swiss army knife larger than the SD Classic or Executive is missing, or at least was missing when I bought it? Scissors. Do you know what part of it I use about ten times more than any other part of the knife? The scissors.

>>16764950
You keep what appears to be a tiny mitten on your keyring as a memory of a lost child. Unless it's actually a tiny chicken wing, in which case you really fucking love chicken and that's respectable.

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Bonus shit post points if you gues my dd

>>16764985
This is what I took from it. Most people who carry knives use them now and again but also want to look badass. A Person who buys a swiss army knife buys it only for practical reasons.
The other thing I noticed is that it's scratched up, probably from being in your pocket, but both the tweezers and toothpick are still there. odds are they've popped out multiple times but you make the effort of finding them and putting them back in.

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I don't drive a corolla.

>>16764962
>underageb&

so wrong.
>had it since new
>1992

>>16765015
You own lots of tools but most of them you haven't used enough to justify their cost. You live in an urban/suburban area. You're in your late 20s. You keep emergency supplies of some sort in your house.

>>16765022
You literally have a Black Ice™ Little Tree™® on your rear-view mirror at this very moment.

>>16765044
I actually have 2 on there.

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>>16765019
Check out Phoenix Wright here, goddamn.

>but both the tweezers and toothpick are still there. odds are they've popped out multiple times but you make the effort of finding them and putting them back in.
Correct again, the only reason they're even still present is that the knife is fairly recent from when I got a second keyring and bought a new knife to match the new keys. The older keyring has the same knife except in blue instead of red and with about twenty years worth of wear, hence the missing plastic side.

It feels good to have something as small as a keychain knife survive that long and still be usable. Needs a good cleaning though, the scissors are sticking.

>>16765022
You're still waiting for your Twingo plushie to arrive and cursing the shitty mail service every day it hasn't.

>>16765041
Wrongo bongo dude but I'll give you 50 shit post points that's good for two whole shit post. You were close on one thing though

>>16765015
>>16765022
>posting but not guessing

Do you know where you are?