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>be me
>decide to get some late night drive thru tendies (not even memeing- love me some tendies)
>window cashier was like "nice car" is it a 335i?
>"why yes it is"
>we chit chat for a minute about cars
>cool.dude.minimum.wage
>then starts telling me about the m5 he had before he blew the engine.
>wondering how much ot he's gonna need to pay that off.
>gives me food
>fucking asshole doesn't even give me ketchup.
>typical bmw owner
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>>16755724
You can pick up a beat to shit M5 for under 10k, he's probably not paying anything off.
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>be me
>decide to get some late nite (You)'s (not even memeing- love me some (You)'s)
>oldfag was like "gay post" is OP a fag?
>"why yes I am"
>we chit chat for a minute about terrible posts
>new.fag.summer.wage
>then starts telling me about the replies he had before he archived the thread
>wondering how much dick he's gonna suck to pay that off
>gives me cancer
>fucking asshole doesn't even give me (You)
>typical /o/ user
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>>16755724
>tfw seeing a bmw wreck
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>>16755813
>tfw scrap yard full of wrecked e36
>all them spare parts
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>be me
>decide to get some late night drive thru tendies (not even memeing, i used to smoke alot and loved driving to mcdo when i got the munchies, plasting tupac, being a baller in my E36 sedan, no shit)
>qt 7/10 cashier, clearly daddy issues
>recognizes me, we have some Mutual friends
>tells me her shift ends in 20 minutes asks if i got any plans for the night
>well no i dont.jpg lets go get a drink
>end up fucking her in my car that same evening
>was a 2 week thing, she had serious daddy issues and iv'e been caught by a succubus before.
those where simpler times.
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>>16755775
Brilliant. And that one's on the house.
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