I'm part of a startup for wooden, reusable air fresheners.

>>16754532
photo quality is a bit bad, but left is mahogany, right basswood. the SGW isn't on the back.

Only if there's black ice flavor

>>16754532

No.

>>16754548
>flavor

>>16754548
of course there is.

>>16754555
Too simple or too expensive?

>>16754564
>he doesn't eat his air fresheners

>>16754545
>>16754532
>SGW

Smelly Gay Wood?

>>16754570
he said its mahogany and basswood, assuming you arent a useless retard that should be all you need to know about the wood quality

>>16754570
>brake it
Wait these will help slow my car down? Put me down for four

>>16754589
Actually sticky gummy wood

>>16754570
>why ask
Because we are still in the prototyping phase and want opinions on the design. We want something stylish that proud car owners can use to accessorize their vehicle, rather than a dull ugly plastic tree. Just have some free time right now and looking for a small sample size of opinions.

>Get a website
should be up Friday
>get a logo
we did
>get a name
Smell Good Wood
>get a strategy
of course.

It wont break, phillipine mahogany is fairly strong. The basswood on the other hand bends a bit about the horizon, but only when put under pressure. We are strongly considering going just mahogany.

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>>16754607

>>16754637
the trees are fabric and quite stylish tbqh

How do you "re-use" them?

>>16754637
How's it work? Just dip it in some scenty liquid?

>>16754532
As long as air freshers remain 1$ your startup is DOA, get out while you still can

>>16754683
Kekk

>>16754683
>not understanding premium markets

>>16754532
change it to WAT in trd font

>>16754680
Basically a porous hardwood like Philippine Mahogany sucks liquid right up and is good at holding it; it also smells of charcoal but will adapt to easily giving off the scent of whatever's added to it.

We get some fragrance oil and apply 3-5 drops, give it time to dry and there you go.

>>16754672
When the scent fades you can re-apply fragrance oil to them.

>>16754713
interesting, I'll give that some thought, thanks.

>>16754713
What does wat stand for?

>>16754637
Scentcicles are the best air freshener ever made, and I hide them. Only faggots out fresheners on display. That's feedback, not an insult.

hook us some free samples bruh

>>16754744
It's short for what.

>>16754762
Huh?

>>16754744
Wat Automotive Technology

>>16754784
Now you're getting it.

>>16754532
fuck no
those are shit

>>16754787
What automotive technology?

>>16754744
get out.

>>16754752
I guess our target market is faggots then. Honestly though I appreciate any sort of feedback, thanks.

>>16754761
I wish I could buddy.

>>16754792
what makes you say that?

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I will buy them if anime girls are carved into them.

>buy strips of shit wood
>stamp with branding iron
>spray on some someday by beiber

>charge $9

retarded and awful.
bet you donate 10% of proceeds to some bullshit charity to connect with millennials

>$9

Good news, I have some carpentry skills and can just make hangable wood cards, have them laser engraved at the local makers club I have a membership at, then dunk them in a bucket of fragrance.
I'll sell them at $4 a pop, anyone interested?

>>16754564
Cracked the fuck up.

>>16754792
Your shit

>>16754816
Not exactly.

>>16754820
haha you're free to try buddy

>>16754816
>I don't know how capitalism works: the post

>>16754812
THIS.
If you need proof just go check the sticker general.

>>16754799
Given that's your market, it's not appealing, at all. It's fucking boring. Have you seen your competition? They have metal bullets, skulls, dog tags with skulls, and the other end is little mock candle jars that look like popular candles, and those Hawaiian flower necklace things. Yours is a wooden playing card. At least make it carbon fiber or something.

>>16754812
this

>>16754836
>bullets
>skulls
>dog tags
are you even old enough to drive a car?

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>>16754812
I will seriously buy one if this happens, preferrably in the JDM squash scent.

>get wood card cut out at homedepot
>dunk wood card in fragrance oil from B,B&B
>dry it out
>slap a weeb sticker on it

>>16754844
I was pointing out his competition in gimmicky air fresheners, not stating preferences, as he said he's marketing to faggots. I'm the one that uses scentcicles.

>>16754856
Carved wood lasts forever.

>>16754861
sure.

>>16754794
WAT

>>16754862
>carved wood lasts forever.

Am I talking to a retard cause I could just burn it, it's organic material?

>>16754831
>this is worth $9: the moron

>>16754794
Get out /r/cars

>>16754831
>/osg/ bitches if you sell stickers for over $6

>>16754877
Yeah because everyone sets their cars on fire.

>>16754824
You're*
XD

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>>16754905
>Yeah because everyone sets their cars on fire.

Was I ever implying about burning cars?

>>16754915
Lmao assmad cod fanboy

>>16754564
Cum flavor for you

>>16754927
Are you mentally retarded or just a fucking idiot?

>>16754564

Black ice is my favorite taco flavor.

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These things will sweat in the sun.
What if the oils drip on your dash/carpets?
You could be liable for damages.

>>16754935
He looks like both.
Poor little boy..

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>>16754935
LMAO assmad cuck

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>>16754966
Lmao assmad passager d'autobus.

Honest feedback.

I'd buy the shit out of them if they were tree shaped or if it had some dumbass weeb stencil shape like the stencils in the sticker general.

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>>16754965
Your autism is showing 0.0

>>16754595
You're retarded if you think species of wood equates to quality of the wood.


>>16754637
>It wont break
Yes it will, people are insanely rough. your 1/16th inch thick slices of wood will easily break.
You're also probably going to get a lot of deformation considering you think it's a good idea to wet the wood then set it in a hot car.

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>>16754980
Lmao assmad ricer

>>16754997
My woods harder than diamonds fag

>>16754532
I'd be a bit interested

>>16754995
Dam thats a nice azz

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>>16755014
Lmao assmad "pilote" du dimanche.

>>16755031
French are gay lol

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>>16755035
Lmao can't speak anything else than Englishit.

>>16755052
Lmao he speak franch! He gaye lol

>>16754997
you should go ahead and kill yourself

>>16754997
>Brosifine in change of wood

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>plug in and battery powered oil diffusers exist for cars
>waiting for your car to get scented for a month

>>16755098
Yes, absolutely

>>16755055
>He real*
;) fixed your typo famalam.
You assmad bruh?

>>16754997
>Wet the wood then set it in hot car.

Few things here.

He said a few drops of scented oil, you're not getting it fucking wet. And if you're in the car refreshening your air freshener what are you going to sit there in the fucking heat? Is any heat that you're comfortable with likely to warp the wood? Fuck no.

>>16755126
>fixed your typo
thx bb ;^)

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>>16755126
LOL
You assmad bruh

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>>16754853

>pantsu scent

>>16755141
nah the retard is right. even if the oil doesn't affect it condensation will.

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>>16755168
>He doesnt know french people are not only living in France

LMAO autist détecté.

>>16755205
>He not know France are gayy
Stay btfó

>>16754532
So you have a laser cutter and rub oil on the wood?

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>>16755222
LMAO he spent a nice trips on being a huge assmad faggot.
XD

>>16755260
Lol the frenchfag didnt get triips! But i did haha

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>>16755272
Et quel gaspillage tu en as fait! Kekkkk
XD

>>16755192
Condensation inside the vehicle?

I'm not likely to buy a wooden air freshener i have to "recharge" if only because i don't think it looks any better than any other stupid crap to hang off your rear view, but also i don't want to be in charge of aquiring the oil and going through the process, i mean at that point why not just buy another? Also what is he marketing this as a product for like at $9? Doesn't seem like there's much a business plan in that. Even if people had to buy one every year, how many people would really buy it two years in a row? Knowing that they've gotta buy scented oils and refill this thing (Which almost certainly means detaching it from it's hanging place and holding onto it while you drop oil onto it and wait for it to dry/soak).

I found a spray can of black ice and that's all the scenting i'll ever need. (Mind you i drive a convertible so it's not like i can smell it anyway)

>>16755409
>>16755409
why do you have an air freshener if you cant even smell it?

if you can find a system for it to automatically recharge the scent, i'd cop it. Like, some sort of osmosis thing that does it. Because I'm not bringing in my wood thing to my house and using a dropper to apply scent like some fucking vaping autist

>>16755409
yes, condensation. wood is essentially a sponge with constantly varying moisture content which adapts to its surroundings. loose veneer doesn't fare well in these environments. warping will occur during expansion/contraction. inconsequential since no one is buying hipster faggot wooden air fresheners slices for $10.

>>16755491
hipsters will.

It's not about a product being "lel so cool xD" it's about finding a target market that will buy it. Hipster faggots will buy hipster faggot wooden air freshener slices, just like autists continue to buy pokemon games.

>>16755508
guess I'm not as up to date on hipster faggots as I thought. I assumed they all used uber at this point.

>>16755517
*crickets*

>>16754607
You could have just named it "Morning Blowjob"

>>16755576
found the hipster