Howdie partner, my name is Richard Hammond I'm a 47 year

>>16748278
it's like those reverse weeaboos from japan

>>16748285
*Ameriboos.

Hammond is based desu

Euros that like America are the best

Would shoot guns with and teach him about baseball

>>16748300

>teach him about baseball

Of all the sports in America, you want to show him the one sport thats actually more boring than soccer?

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>>16748329
Gas yourself if you're American, and neck yourself if you're not.

>>16748293
*westaboos

>>16748353
What other country in the western hemisphere are they going to emulate the redneck culture of?

>>16748329
>Poverty ball
>Watching players falling to the ground and crying in hopes of getting opponent red carded vs only way to take opponent out is by fast ball to the face

>>16748300
>showing europoors a sport even more boring than cricket

>>16748349

My friend described baseball perfectly for me once

It's a sport that's designed so that you can mostly get up and get a hot dog in the middle of and most likely miss nothing. It's really casual and you can spend a lot of time halfassedly watching it.

But boring?
Someone didn't see the last World Series game

>>16748474
>get up to get a hotdog and miss nothing

I once got up to go to the bathroom. Left my nachos by my seat. Come back to find the nachos trashed.

Turns out Ken Griffey Jr hit a home run ino my nachos.

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>>16748360
Ausfag here

>>16748474
It's alright to watch a few plays or listen to, as long as the fucking pitcher doesn't take a fucking minute between each pitch

What Hammond would say about your car?

>>16748556
But our culture is a perverted piss take of Britain's culture, Australians are just the ancestors of Britain's scummiest criminals and best shitposters.

>>16748860
so what you're saying is, we're the real deal? neato

>>16748349
>Shows a gif of the one interesting thing to happen in the sport in like 60 years which isnt even a part of the sport itself

>>16748300
>Euros that like America are the best
no they are disgusting quislings that need to hang for their treachery

>>16748278
How does this manet not have a fucking ounce of masculinity? I really feel like hammond tries to compensate for his lack of masculinity by liking American things and I can see right through it.

>>16748474
More then that, it's designed so it can be on the radio in background where people can only pay attention to the good parts and work during the rest. TV is what made football replace baseball as there is more to see and is shorter to accomdate actual full veiwings.

>>16748591
>Drive a Honda
Get that Jap sheeit outta my sight right now before I pull out my Remington 870 Shotgun with Authentic Mossy Oak Camo Pattern and kill you deader than a Syrian Immigrant without the Coast Guard.

Ty based Hammond

>>16748329
Baseball is the only sport where everyone gets their shot, nothing is more American than that.

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>>16748349

It's boring to play and boring to watch. Deal with it.

>>16748378

Nobody is implying Soccer is entertaining or fun

>>16752234

Okay coach.

>>16751387
>and I can see right through it.

yeah fuck off