I have an interview at a local Nissan dealership on Friday for

yes, keep your expectations low, dont set your mind on getting the job.

Be yourself, at all times, relax.

Dont overdress, wear clothes that make you look professional and comfortable.

Alter your state of mind too "I am the meanest motherfucking Nassan Sales guy you'll ever see".

Good luck.

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>>16747993
sell me this pen

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GL.

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>>16748016
buy it from amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot-Metropolitan-Collection-Fountain-91111/dp/B00KRPFD96/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1488327680&sr=8-5&keywords=pen

2 day with prime shipping :^)

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>>16747993
just say "i love scamming niggers and people with shit credit"

your interviewer will just say "say no more"

>>16748013
Fpbp

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>>16748045

>Salesman

You don't have to know anything about cars. Nothing. Zip. Nada. You are going to be a salesman. You show cars to old people and lie to them until they buy it.

This isn't /o/ related.

>>16747993
You will be asked to do this >>16748016

If you have no experience in sales just try to talk a lot. If they are going to take on a trainee they will be looking for a guy who can talk over someone who knows anything about cars.

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>>16747993
tell them they are but a hollow shell of what they used to be. Run out screaming "MAKE NISSAN GREAT AGAIN" then punch some guy in the face as you storm out in your toyota.

>>16748146
>Base model sedan that costs 26k
Vs
>High trim sports coupe that costed 2x more

>>16748146
AWD cars aren't great at 0-60 times plus the Subaru is much heavier.

>>16748013
Probably the most reasonable and mature-ist post I've seen on /o/.

That being said, fpbp.

>>16747993
Ask to be the designated GT-R salesman.

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>>16748045
>Nissan
>Niggers and poor peoples

So true, kek
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>>16747993
You don't need anything special to work at dealership. Just soak in all the bullshit ur manager will feed you and act stupid and just follow it. You can make adjustment to your sales tactic as time passes by

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>>16748146

>>16748172
what are you fucking kidding? AWD is amazing, while your RWD or FF is burning rubber theres no traction loss with the AWD