>many women are really knowledgeable in PRO-level horse things

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Women have sex with horses.

you can have secks with a horse

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>>16726860
>>16726846

>>16726846
>many women are really knowledgeable in PRO-level horse things
is this true or is this just something that sounds plausible?

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>>16726880
My ex is a walking horse lexicon but also knows the basic car maintenance like changing oil and starter battery, fixing rattling shit and so on.
...but then again she also treats her car almost like a horse, giving it a name, feeling really empathetic for it etc.

Shame it didn't work out.

i used to be into horses but i got too allergic so now i'm more into motorcycles

They like the horse cock

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>>16727058
>>16726860
>>16726868
>>16726871

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>>16727058
>>16726883
>"cures hysteria" is old-timey code for "female masturbation tool"
>women have loved horses for hundreds of years where men simply use them as tools
>the vibrating saddle thing is still one of the most powerful sex toys for women today
>my petite, introverted, qt crush has horses
>she doesn't have a boyfriend, hasn't for years, and seems to not have any interest in finding a man
>I keep trying to invite her on dates and shit and getting gently let down with bad excuses
>tfw cucked by an animal

What are the odds her pussy is two-foot deep gaping cavern that's become accustomed to horsecock? It's possible she just gets off on riding them and hasn't taken a dick as long as her torso... right?

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>>16727058

>>16727103
or maybe she's just not that into you anon

>>16727126
Well she's not into anyone else either, and plenty of decent looking guys have tried. And unlike them I actually get along with her on a personal level and not "ayy bitch u wan sum fuk"
She's getting her sexual and emotional satisfaction somewhere and it's not human males.

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Post more on topic pictures, faggots


>>16727143
>And unlike them I actually get along with her on a personal level and not "ayy bitch u wan sum fuk"

So you're just a beta orbiter?

>>16727105
>she knows

Eh my sister has a horse and a WRX

>>16727260
does she also vape?

>>16727263
and shes also gay

hits all the bases

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>>16727267
ouch

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>>16727272
its not as bad as you'd think, mostly because shes only into 2D. At least she does almost on the work on her car herself and doesn't make me do anything

>>16727279
all*

>>16727279
I remember you. You've posted about your gay sister before. Post pics

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>>16727292

>>16727292

she's real


in his mind!

>>16727303
"no"

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>>16727308
Yeah he got me, my sister is 2d as well

>>16727260
Does her horse have broken legs.

>>16727105
Horse jizz doesn't look like that.

>>16727363
It does look a bit like it, she could've mixed with an actual protein shake.

>>16726860

fpbp

>>16727363
>>16727611
we have pros in horse jizz here, ain't we

>>16727363
protein shake doesn't look like that either

>>16726846
You know that motion they have in the saddle?
it rubs their pussies and they get off while riding the horses.
>>16726860
is actually kinda accurate.

cars don't do this for women without vibrating seats.

The horn of the saddle isn't for holding.

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>>16728787
orly

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