we make sex jokes about cars your so broken you can only

i'll check ur fluids once a month ;)

>>16720440
ill give you a lube oil as soon as required

watch me execute a flawless Scandinavian flick

I'd put my gas nozzle in your hole.

I only drive stick.

Ill ride your bumpstops

>>16720377
I put penis in vagin, car :DDD

this one's only for weekends.

I share with a bunch of black men.

I like to make em' squeal.

She rides pretty smooth

raped it on the nurburgring

Before going hard on it, you have to warm it up properly so all fluids get flowing.

It was so hot it couldn't help but spill it's load all over the driveway.

You want it to be stiff for maximum performance.

I have so much power that the rubber can barely hold it.

I was going so hard I broke my shaft.

Mine won't start

Nice lobes!

>>16722068
>fucking kek'd

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lol

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H-heh guys I got a good one:


I am 25 years old and have never had intimate contact with a woman in any shape or form

>>16723861
at least make a car joke of it moron

I love getting the back end gets loose
She gets slippery when wet
These rubbers lean on the walls a lot
I went on a trip to florence, did nothing but riding all night, I had to stop for a redlight tough.
I love her when the tops down.
She sure gets hot in traffic.
She starts leaking when she overheats.

She has a timing issue...

sex

what did batman say to robin before he entered the batmobile?