ITT: Car sounds that trigger the /o/tist, ill start. >DING

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>tfw my 2012 econobox doesn't even have a seatbelt light nor chime
>no ABS either

I still put my belt on as soon as I start the car.

>>16690988

I like the seat belt warning. It reminds people to put their seat belt on so I don't have to.

The sound of people hitting potholes or man hole covers when they can usually be avoided

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WIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEEEUUWWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUWWW

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>>16690988
>SCRAAAAPE

>>16691166
i'm pretty sure its
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

>>16691166
Nice exhaust delete

>>16690988
> *bonk*
> *clonk*
> *thump*
I have got to secure that plastic box of crap that I keep in the boot.
> *clunk*
Every time I go around a corner.
> *whump*
Or brake hard.
> *bonk*
Or accelerate hard, if bounces off the walls of the boot and I think 'I really should secure that thing'.
> *bump*
And I never do because I keep forgetting.

>CRALUNK
Fucking ball joints.

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>>16691072
>person gets in car
>ding ding ding
>"whats that sound?"
>"means you dont have your seatbelt on"
>"oh"
>doesn't put seatbelt on

>>16690988
The 'you've left your keys in the ignition' bong.

Any time either front door is open, bong bong bong bong bong jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up already.

>>16696172
this
I even have keyless ignition and if the car is running or even on and the door is open it will ding, even after you close the door it dings three fucking times

>>16690988
>whenever I leave the keys in my toyota

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>put oranges on back seat
>turn car on
>beep beep beep
>belt up oranges

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TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKT

>>16698854
>TK TK
>VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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>>16691061
>2012
>no ABS

Yeah I think something's broken, anon. Do you also have no power steering you retard?

Just post the car.

>>16699336
Maybe it's a Dacia or a Lada?

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Cold start up.
Exhaust shield rattles at 1300 rpm for a minute.
Alternator bearing starts squealing 30 seconds later.
After its warmed up, the sweet soothing sound of injector clap.

Other random high pitched squeal rears it's ugly head.

>imagine this sound

>>16699340
C'mon, even a 2012 Dacia must have ABS. A Lada I can understand, those don't even have power steering I believe?

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>>16690988
i'm so glad we don't have any of that shit here in englandland

>>16690988
>Get in a new Ford vehicle
>Do Doo Doooooo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z29QYMt3EgA

>>16696172
>bong bong bong bong bong jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up already

Why do you have a Brit in your car?

>>16699647
triggered

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>Have a bad oil pressure sensor

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>Not disabling all buzzers and chimes.

ISHYGDDT

>Not wearing a seat belt.

ISHYGDDT

>Bong!
>leftdoorisajar!
>Bong!
>leftdoorisajar!
>Bong!
>leftdoorisajar!

It's not a jar it's a goddam door!

>>16700773
Are you sure?
There are much bigger problems that may cause that light to go off

I don't get what's so triggering about a seatbelt chime, who doesn't wear a seat belt? Even if you gave a shit most manuals document a way to turn the belt reminder off.

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>>16690988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yonmcgIFvRI