>woman comes into the shop for an oil change >she leaves

>>16675098
While reading your post it became obvious to me why you change oil for a living.

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Ha! No (You)s for you OP

>>16675110
I also change the "fallanx" and recalibrate the "nost wheel" *wink wink*

that'll be 300 dollars, please

>>16675110
Great job.
After reading your post, OP probably went and tried to an hero.
Who will I pay $2000 to change my oil now?

>16675135
But you gave him a bump, which is technically a (You) for him. SO JOKES ON YOU. ALSO NO (You)s FOR YOU!!!

OPs dont get yous. No you for you.

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>>16675098
>Tonight on News @ 11 we take our hidden camera in some local shops and you wont believe what happened to us.

>>16675110
>>16675135
>>16675137
>>16675139
>>16675146
>>16675152
t. Poor auto-traders

>>16675163
Wow.
The stupid is thick in here today.

I always decline all repairs they think I need, those shops are for old people with pension checks

>A woman comes to my shop
>She told me her headlight won't turn on and tell me to change the bulb
>Tell her to let me check the bulb first
>tfw the bulbs are still alive and she saw this too
>Tell her this is because of a short somewhere and will take a long time to fix as I will have to reroute the cables
>she OK it as long as the headlight fixed
>pretend to fix the cables while only change the fucked up relay
>delay the job for 2 hours to look legit
>paid me 500$ with satisfied expression as she turn on her headlights
>even thank me and said she gonna recommended me to her friends

It was a win-win