>own an automatic >drink a nice, hot coffee >let my

>>16664081
>not driving with your knee while you change gears and jack yourself off
It's like you've never even been to a gay orgy you fucking faggot.

>>16664088
How do you press the clutch, cunt?

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>>16664081
MANUALFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO! HOW WILL THEY "EVER" RECOVER?

>>16664101
He has two knees

>>16664088
>vagrant pops out in front of you
>mow him down
>spill your coffee
FUCK.

>>16664081
>>sniff my poopy finger

Automatic drivers, everyone.

>>16664081
>drink a nice hot coffee
Impossible at 100mph+ anyway
>let my hand hang out the window
to loud at 100mph+
>text my mom
That is illegal for a reason.
>eat a hot dog
Eating in your car is degenerate.
>jack myself off
Did that in a manual at 100mph.
>finger my butthole
>sniff my poopy finger
Degenerate.

>finger my butthole
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>16665070
>implying that this isn't common amongst the entire /o/ community

>>16665011
Sounds good 2me

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>>16664081
A-are you a grill?

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3 PEDALS OR DIE FAGGOT

>>16665100
Yeah I'm a girl (male)

>>16665047
>he doesn't sniff the poop crust on his finger

>>16665783
PLEASE STOP

The fact that people like you actually exist makes me sick

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>>16665799
I sniff too

>>16665134
>Parking brake is a pedal
BTFO

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>>16665799
>He doesn't sniff

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>>16666108
>Parking brake is a pedal
Top kek, lad

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>>16665799
People will be people and people will be awful.

But then again, our fingers have been in a interesting and warm place and we are all on a quest for knowledge. Because we want to know our world a little better, we will sniff our fingers

>>16664137
>>16664101
>shifting with the clutch like a normie
>not knowing the perfect rpm to match the next gear and slide it in perfectly

>>16666662
Good luck on your synchros, devilposter.

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>>16664081

>drinking in your car
>coffee stains
>eating in your car
>doyouwantantsthatshowyougetants

>cruise in an automatic biturbo v12 on my way to work

>attack the twisties in a manual Miata

Both forms of transmissions have their pros and cons. Luckily I can choose if I want to drive automatic or manual for however I am feeling

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>>16666734
And yet, all these bastards can't grasp the fact that one isn't better than other because if that was true, all our cars would have one form of transmission...

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>>16664081
>drive manual
>let my hand hang out the window
>eat a hot dog
>jack myself off and edge whenever I need to switch gears
>use gear shifter as dildo and shift with my ass
>sniff my gear shifter.
>Don't text my mom because I'm not a faggot who needs to text my mommy when I'm going to work and I rather not get fined for that shit.
Sure is nice having a shit car I can relax in on my way to work and enjoy the ride.