r-right, /o/? it's totally okay that we're alone

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>>16663636
stop crying bitch nigga

Oh fuck

That's tomorrow isn't it?

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>>16663641
I want a pizza so fucking badly right now but all I have is cans of tuna fish and chicken.

>>16663661
Tuna is goat quit being a fag

>>16663666
As you wish, Satan.

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>>16663636
What the fuck, I watched this for cars, not feels

>>16663655
That's today you burger

>>16663636
Why does this show fit /o/ so well

>>16663641
I have to make those pizzas all day tomorrow

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It's fine...it's totally fine...

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>>16663636
s-sure, anon.

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>>16663636

Spending the day avoiding messages/calls from my clingy gf and dodging the slutty chic from work who invited me out.

Going to blow off both and go for a drive.

Been toying with the idea of buying a 80's/90's anything to wrench on during the weekends.

Will be cheaper than gf, every bit as infectious as coworker.

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>>16663636
>His car isn't his gf
Look at this pleb lmao
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Fucking-a-Miata-17591942

>>16663901
miata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWQQBMF0Ew

>>16663636
Yes, racers don't need girls. Does he have any other advice, I need a life manual written by him.

>>16664504

Miata/MX5 is currently top of my list, but the meme tax is fucking real locally, 8-10k Ausfalian for an MX5 with 200,000+ k's seems ridiculous.

Also looking at MR2's, S13's, 180SX's, an AE86 would actually suit my needs perfectly, but again weeb tax.

Wouldn't mind a super clean and original S12/Gazelle, or Starion, but rare as hens teeth.

>>16663636
cuddle with my Twingo plush. It's almost the same and it's cheaper

>>16664604
I'm not being sarcastic, if it sounds like I am.

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>>16664342

>>16664756

You don't want his advice, he's forever chasing pussy and ditching his mates and work commitments in it's pursuit.

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>be me
>be a proud former owner of a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T that my pops and I restored
>let gf take a cruise in it cause she loved older cars
>she doesn't know how to drive manual
>fucks up my tranny by constantly slamming through gears
>clutch is fucked also
>accidentally rear ends some dude in a pickup truck
>have to pay for all the damages

No i'm rather happy I have no valentine, anon.

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>>16664785
>let gf take a cruise in it cause she loved older cars
>she doesn't know how to drive manual

You are the only one to fault t b h. The second she grinded gears for the first time you should have told her to get out and learn to drive manuel in some shitbox.
I hope your dad beat your ass after that, you fucking faggot

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>>16664342

HEAR ME OUT BROS

HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS A TRAP

SURE THE SEX MAYBE BE FUN BUT EVERYTHING ELSE MAKE IT NOT WORTH IT.

MY ADVICE IS TO JUST HIRE A HOOKER

yours sincerely former no life 4channer.

>>16664796
This is true.
The worst parts are when they blather on about some shit you don't care about and you just smile and agree when really you just want to go for a long drive to escape the noise.

>>16664810
I think you have autism
Me too though

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>>16664812
Pretty sure autism is a requirement to post.

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>>16664342
>miata drivers

>>16664784
Lol, Valentines day is for him! I do the same with alcohol, and now my dick doesn't work from losing too much blood I think, and drinking. Good thing, because I don't want kids.

>>16663827
Been there bro, Dominos a shit

>nocar
>no gf
>no f
>no pizza
hold my beer I'm gonna do a flip from that bridge

>valentine day
I'm gifting myself with a limited slip diff.

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>>16664794
Hey, dumbfuck i wasn't with her when she was fucking my shit up. the thing is she never told me she wasn't familiar with a stick shift post-incident.

>>16664887
>letting a woman drive your Dad's manual project car while you're away

You can't make this shit up, kys

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>>16664928
>dad's
nigger it was my car, formerly it was. My dad offered to help restore it. I guess reading isn't exactly your strong suit.

>>16664736
Get an Intgra and enjoy 190hp on 1000kgs stock. Or import a Type R from Japan with the facelifted front end and 200hp stock.

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>>16664956
who the fuck cares it's still wrecked hahaha faggot
I guess making coherent decisions is not exactly your strong suit.

>>16664845
Isn't that Pizza Hut though?

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>>16665005
>who the fuck cares
Apparently you do, dumbass, considering you're still here giving me (You)s.
ayyyy.

You don't have to rub it in

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>tfw no gf
>tfw no pizza
>tfw no money
>tfw no RWD to drift with
Atleast I can drive suicidally with my FWD on icy roads.

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>>16663807
Autism

>>16665103
This

>Watching Fourth Stage

>refers to the 1.6L engine in an MX5 as a V6

And fucking dropped.

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>>16664342

>>16665131
Are you using Funimation's subs? Because those are retarded, it's not the source.
>mistranslating "rally" as "ferrari"

>tfw your car buddy's wife wants your dick but you just want to hang out and work on cars

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>>16663636
>implying

>>16665457
But who took the picture?

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>>16665473

>>16665473
>set 10 second timer on tripod
>run over to chair and try to make your pose look natural

>>16665607
>Being so cheap that you use the timer and leg it to the scene to pose
>Not just using an infrared remote to trigger multiple short timers or bursts

>>16665607
>>16665642
>not getting your picture taken of you and your loved one by a random passerby

>>16665607
>>16665642
>>16665680
>not owning a drone that is capable of taking high quality pictures

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>>16663636
>>16663739
>>16663851
>tfw literally Iketani
>tfw at a party
>tfw talk with the cutest [spoiler]fat[/spoiler] girl I've ever met
>tfw we hit it off
>tfw didn't get her number because she was out of my league

>friend tells me she said I was cute after the party
>she texts me
>we're dating now

We're all gonna make it br/o/s.

>not having a boyfriend

>>16665722
Now all you have to do is motivate her to not be fat.

>>16666082
Anon you misunderstand

[spoiler]I'm into that, which makes it even better[/spoiler]

>>16665722
>fat chick was out of your league
How fucking ugly are you?

>>16664785
>mopar
you'll be fine anon, it's not like anything of value was lost

>>16663666
high five

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>>16664885

>>16666099
She's of a higher class of women than what's usually available to me, she's just fat. She could 100% be a plus-sized model if she wanted to be.

Plus, big girls who are aware that PRETTY big girls are a rarity and set very high standards for themselves because they know they're extremely desirable within their niche

>>16665404
>>mistranslating "rally" as "ferrari"
that makes sense now. I thought they turned the cappuccino into some kind of fierori

>>16663636
day like any other.

current culture trends make it easy for me to not feel like Im missing out.

When and if monogamy returns and girls start acting like women, ladies, and relationship stops being cuckery galore, then Id consider feeling bad.

But its like being in the eye of the storm, drama all around, peace within.

Also, nothing quite like girls with their bf's watching you while holding them... (fit/ here)

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>tfw you will never live in Japan
>tfw you will never drive on the touge
>tfw you will always live in a flat, featureless grid

just fuck my shit up

>>16666170
Anon, stop putting her on a pedestal, she's gonna break it.

>>16666322
I don't mean to, I guess I'm just excited after not having dated for 3ish years.

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>>16663636

>tfw no qt3.14 to teach how to drive

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>>16666269
>tfw you live in the alps with lots of great touges
>tfw shitbox too weak to drive uphill

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>tfw there will never be another anime about street racing

>>16666430
>the only good anime about street racing was only exceptional for the first season and alright for three seasons, tops

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>>16666208
>When and if monogamy returns and girls start acting like women, ladies, and relationship stops being cuckery galore, then Id consider feeling bad.
heh

I'm only here for Initial D tb h

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>>16663636
>Not treating your carfu on valentines
baka

>>16666430
After a while everything just becomes cliche. I don't watch movies a lot, but there aren't very many that I can't predict what happens next. (Especially on the hallmark channel.)

>>16665722
nice, good luck anon.
>tfw no fat gf

>>16665131

Nips really struggle with B and V sounds so i'm guessing B6 came out sounding more like V6 and then the shitty dubs/subs followed.

>>16663636
unless your the gay every guy NEEDS pussy.

street racer or not

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>>16666840
nice try skank.

I need air water and food shelter + GOD above all.

Pussy is a commodity.

>>16666847

>God

You meant Initial D, right?

>>16664557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-0utwOAnYs

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>>16666862
Not quite.

God as Creator of all that is, the Dreamer within everything, the "I" looking trough your eyes, the Great Animator, the Intelligence governing every process in the Universe.

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't storming badly here; I can't even enjoy my cars.

>spend the day shoveling
>arm feels like jell-o, snow keeps sticking to the shovel and it's all slush horseshit
>come inside, idiot box is nothing but valentine's day shit
>4chan sucks today
>go for a drive
>nearly dump shitbox into snowbank
>drag garbage cans down to road through eight inches of snow
>cry

fuck valentine's day and fuck february

>>16666892

I think I might know why you're alone on Valentines day.

>we're
You are :^)

>>16667068
I thought religious nutjobs find partners easily, since they gravitate towards eachother.

Why is it so hard to find a good woman?

>>16664342
I am not getting a miata anymore.........

>>16667109
Go for dat boipucci.

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>tfw u have a thicc latina gf
>but u wake up and realism it was just a dream, on valentines day

IT NOT FAIR FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0td1DuYSpZg

>>16667340
I'm not gay.

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>>16667425
wanna go for a ride?

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>mfw girl I have been dating for a month now has work on valentines day
>mfw she wants to take things slow
>mfw she drives a beetle with steelies and blown speakers

At she actually likes me

>>16667625
you feel like pikachu? that is very badly memed my friend

>>16666170
actual plus sized models or "plus sized" models who are only a plus size because they're tall and well-proportioned?

>>16666340

>I don't mean to, I guess I'm just excited after not having dated for 3ish years.

It's ok man, fatties are there for that exact reason.

>>16666417
>uphill
>not downhill

>>16667677
The former

>>16663636
I just sold my car.
Now I am really alone ;__;

>>16665722
>cutest fat girl

>cute
>fat
Pick one

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>>16663636

>>16667907
Why not both?

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>>16667349

Dream gfs are honestly the worst

>>16667869
I'm never alone on the bus

>>16667625
>>16667673
he feels electrified

>>16668288
jesus, feels are felt.

>tfw never dream about women
>tfw never dream sexual dreams

I had them, but very very rarely, few per year. By few I mean 3.

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>>16668288
I once had a dream that felt like it lasted months, and it kind of skipped between setpieces. Meeting the perfect girl, dating, marriage, holding my newborn child, sending her off to school, and a parent-teacher conference where she defended another kid from a bully and I felt really proud. Despite the jumps between time periods it all felt so fucking real, when I woke up and realized it was a dream, it was like they were murdered. It felt like this isn't my real life, that was. I could be in a coma right now and they're sitting at my bedside waiting for me to return. It felt more plausible than being stuck in this hell.
I was emotionally paralyzed for a week, waiting to wake up from real life. I went to sleep early every night, clinging to the fading memory of them, in hopes I could see them again. Fate would not be so kind. I can't recall any of the details anymore and I finally lost the vision of her face. I don't know if that's sad, or a relief. If I forget it ever happened completely, will I be happier with my current condition?

>>16668426
I think in that case its possible you actually were traveling in parallel universes.
I strongly believe it.

I dream not relationships :') but I dream certain places, certain forests, and even whole parts of some towns I never visited but sometimes I find the place later in life, like when I was messing in google street view in Hawaii and found a scene from my dream.

Those dreams reoccur for me, and I know some of these places like the town I live when Im awake.

Life is weird.

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where we're going we don't need girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxLyJk_V5E

>>16668288
what if

what if our dreams are reflections of alternate timelines

we are all happy. somewhere

>>16668580

>we are all happy. somewhere

Then we're all equally as miserable somewhere else.

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>>16668288
>>16667349

>iktf

had a dream where I was driving an ae86 for some reason all excited to meet someone, but of course woke up before the dream concluded

didn't get out of bed for a while after that

Just forgot I had a dream about a coworker girl, dreamed we were together and I felt true acceptance and love...
I never felt it before in my life.

Closest I could describe it - felt like that innocent happiness you felt as a kid, just PURE and honest and simple.

We were sitting next to each other and I was resting my hand on her legs.

I woke up and even tho I realized it was a dream I felt SO grateful, because the FEEL was REAL.

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>>16665722
Congratulations dude, you did something that most of us can't do for shit, get a girl.

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>>16663636
>tfw the only reason I love driving so much is because speeding helps me feel something
>been pulling increasingly crazy/stupid stunts
>almost got nailed by a city bus tonight
Anyone else know that feel?

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>>16668064

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>>16669051
Don't kill yourself and destroy you car in the process anon.

>>16669051

>tfw finally figured out which stretches of the highway never have police presence
>tfw doing 120+ in a fucking shitbox at 3 in the morning
[spoiler]>tfw doing this while near-drunk more and more often[/spoiler]

It's the only time my crap life feels slightly better

>>16666417
At least you can ski daily

>>16669115
>tfw your shitbox couldn't do 120+ if you tried for fear of it either falling apart or the driveshaft exploding and pole-vaulting your car to your death

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>tfw Your family is big therefore your first car (van) is a 2004 chrysler town and country.
>Not even manual.
>bought from a cuban (?) dealer for one grand.
>motherfucker wanted $2000.

And believe it or not I'm somehow happy with that damn shitbox is better than nothing and at least I don't have to walk anymore.

Still no girlfriend tho.

>>16669328
>hating on minivans
A T&C/Caravan drives just like a big car, so at least it'll teach you well for when you get something smaller.

Also they're comfy as fuck and you can't deny it, and if you're already falling for the "if it's not manual it's shit!!!" meme for your FIRST FUCKING CAR you should probably get a life and stop watching Chinese cartoons.

>>16669051
>Tfw you're disappointed you made it back home OK.
I know that feel

>>16668307
just rode the bus for the first time after a couple years, just to meet some friends
it was really a comfy relaxed ride, surprisingly
then some old guy sat next to me lmao

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>>16668288
oh god

I haven't felt so hard in a looong time.

>>16663636
>tfw your korean qt3.14 gf is in korea and your not

>>16669842
Does she know she's your gf?

>>16669849
pretty sure she does, her English isn't very good

>>16666847
and GOD gives you the pussy. DOY!

>>16667026
hows the east coast faring up there bud

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>>16669915
FUCK SNOW
FUCK YOU

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>>16669927
im from nb but im up here in the prairies at the moment and today was 12C lmao

My girl doesn't care about cars but she has no issue with me being a car guy.

Got laid and gonna get laid again. Then hopefully trade cars in a day or so.

Happy Valentine's everyone <3

>>16669051
>>16669115
>mfw finally got pulled over 2 weeks ago for going 110

it was a good reminder that yeah...my life can still get even worse.

>>16665722
Not me nigga. I've come to terms with my lot in life, I'm either gonna go out in blaze of glory or die trying.

>>16664342
I'm selling my miata FUCK

>>16664785
>Things that never happened for $400

>>16664736
Get an 81-85 Celica.

>>16667775
how do you think one gets on top of the hill to drive down it?

>>16671294
the car escalator?

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>tfw eternal loneliness