Uh oh! The Chevy Focus Group Spokesperson is talking shit about

>>16661968
Rent a GTR and drive by blasting Kid Rock's Cocky

>>16661968
Ask him how many rental/fleet cars he's sold.

Ask him how reliable his car is

>wow..............it's a hatchback.

>>16661968
Ask him for an Oldsmobile.

mention ecoboost and watch him break down

>>16661968
Benchrace and laugh, honestly.

Change the channel

>>16661968
>FEELS LIKE A BMW

gm has never won le mans

>>16661968
That thing got a hemi?

>>16661968
Point out how he's an idiotic spokesperson who didn't notice my Seirra Grande is just a rebadged Silverado.

Smoke some shatter, do a skid in my commodore and crash it into the nearest McDonald's.

But I own a Camaro...

offer him a ride in my new chevy

tell him to pick any chevy with the same amount of cylinders and NA just like mine, and then I challenge him to a race at laguna seca.

He won't stand a fuckin chance

"My non-Chevrolet has never let me down, and the GM product that I owned needed an engine replacement."

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>>16661968
But I do have a chebby, and it's better than everything you can buy off the lot right now.

>>16661968

Ask him why Chebby can't make a small car anyone wants to buy.

>>16665346

Turd gens are fucking trash.

>>16665295

Your car will always be worse than an S2000.

>>16665385
Care to explain why, instead of regurgitating a meme? It's a blast to drive and looks and sounds great. Plus I can actually see out of it, unlike a new one. It's also a very carefully optioned one, it has the 4 barrel v8, 4 wheel discs (90% of them had iron or aluminum rear drums), no t-tops, and a super t10 4 speed manual transmission that won't shit itself like a t5.

The third gen can't turn meme is stupid too, it handles exceptionally well, and better than the first gens that everyone creams themselves over, because it has some of this thing called chassis rigidity and coil springs. If you'd educate yourself about the automotive industry from the time instead of comparing old stuff to new stuff, you'd realize that these were actually the best handling american cars at the time and much faster than everything else because EVERYTHING was dogshit slow, but you can blame the EPA forcing emissions regulations down everyone's throat without giving them any time to engineer anything to meet them. Drive one sometime, it'll put a smile on your face despite being "slow".