>pulled a tar paver >wins races constantly >revived

KACCHHAWIEWEOG

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>>16656446

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>>16655971
dont forget the mx5 fan girls

>>16656740
miata a shit

>>16656740
>those headlight flashes
I see what you did there, Pixar

>>16656740
Mia and Tia.

Kachigga.

What car is he even supposed to be?

>>16658995
Dude I have wondered this my entire life

But does he need car insurance or life insurance??

>>16658995
generic nascar car

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>>16658995
>>16659013
I don't see it desu

>>16656740
>>16657473
Holy shit I never realized that.

>>16659027
The Vette is literally the most bang for buck of any car out there. You think the car of /o/ would be the car that you can go the fastest in (straight line or track) for the lowest dollar price, and the Corvette in general fits that damn well.

>>16659018
Now I have seen this before, and this is an odd question. In fact, I would presume that he would need both. Car insurance would cover things like his outer shell (like his hood, fenders, bumpers, etc) and life insurance in his case would consist of drivetrain material, as that's what causes him to live.

This is how it is you can't argue it.

>>16658995
I always thought he was a Chevrolet NASCAR. I don't see how he can be anything else.

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>>16659027

This is false. He is obviously based on the GTR since the Corvette is slow.

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>>16661137
But that's how real cars work. The headlights are their eyes.

>>16661086
>Rudolph GT-R

Gets me every time.

I'd like to know why that salty old cunt was still allowed to race when he's blatantly slamming into other cars and endangering everybody like that.

>>16656740
>>16657018
It took me so long to get this

>>16662175
I don´t get it.

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>>16662216
They flashed their tits at him

>what's not to get

>>16661732
His lights were stickers though

Bazinga

>>16662333
Ka-chow is /o/'s bazinga.

kerchonga

>>16661804
you got the pregnancy one?