[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>>16652220
Post boipucci

>>16652241
Post most recent HIV/AIDS test results you shit stabbing poofta faggot

grom

>>16652259
Last boipucci i fuckt was yours so im happy to inform you that you now got aids

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>>16652241
>tfw no under age ban

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>>16652241

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>moving up from a grom to a cb500f

There is literally nothing wrong with scooters

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>>16652427

>>16652427
>>10067451

>>16652427
There is literally nothing about scooters that is better than motorcycles

>>16652487
CVT, unintimidating powerband, and an easy, familiar seating position

>>16652513
It's like sitting on a toilet. Kinda fitting for sitting on a pile of shit.

>>16652513
Kill yourself

>>16652513
>being intimidated by an engine
>implying cruiser seating position isnt both easier and more familiar

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How to get?

>>16652583
Go to /osg/

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>>16652583
Buy one

>>16651507
>>16651547
You do know safe distance serves the purpose of being able to brake in time to avoid hitting the vehicle ahead in case he suddenly braked, right?

>>16652513
Only a retard would move in Rome with a motorcycle.

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>tfw buy motorbaiku
>running when I got it
>Dies when I get it home
AAAAAAAAAA

>>16652609
Check carbs, plugs, change all fluids and battery.

>>16652611
what do the carb plugs look like?
what am i checking for exactly?

Will Yamahahaha win moto gp this year?

>>16652681
They should be next to your blinker fluid resevoir.

>>16652609
>2smoke
time for a rebuild m8, atleast they're pretty simple

Just passed my license, need a first bike, something used, naked bike under 600cc. What do I do about sellers who say "no test pilots"? Is a visual inspection like the one in the sticky and running the engine while stationary enough to determine if I'm buying a lemon, or shoul I even not bother with looking at bikes when I cant test ride them? I'm a total noob and know nothing about mechanics apart from what I read in http://www.clarity.net/~adam/buying-bike.html

>>16652700
oh next to the sprocket adjuster?

>>16652738
>or shoul I even not bother with looking at bikes when I cant test ride them?
This, never test a bike without testing.

That guide looks pretty good.

Really, make sure it's cold and bring someone you trust that knows bikes. Both do a test ride, it's the best way to test a bike and when you're away from the owner you can test some other things without being bothered.

>>16652217
I'm going to take apart and clean my carb for the first time. Anything I should know before hand?
Bike is a KLR250 that has been sitting for ~8 years.

>>16652762
Thanks Anon. I only have one bro who knows about bikes, but he works when I don't, so I'll probably have to do it solo. Anyone here first time buyer of used machine while being a noob? Care to describe the experience?

>>16652738
Always ALWAYS look up common problems with the specific model
Eg sv650's grenading the front cylinder

>>16652605
>Romanazzo can't into gears
La gente ti guarda sul tuo tmax coi tuoi 40 anni e ride
Scommetto che ti piace stare a guardare mentre tua moglie viene impalata da motumbo

>>16652782
>Anyone here first time buyer of used machine while being a noob?
I did. Brought my dad with me because it was on the other side of the country, but he stayed in the background and let me figure most out, while he was talking with the owner.

Owner had it in still in his garage, and it was cold.
We started her up, check the oil consumption and how smooth it ran (by blocking the exhaust with your hand).
Then did a 15 minute test ride where I tested the suspension and buttons (25°C with grip heaters on full blast wasn't fun). Felt something weird at certain rpm, but though it was normal.
Bought it and am still happy with it, found the cause of the weird feeling I got, drive shaft was bad. Broke a few months later, but after replacing it the weird feeling was gone.

>>16652787
Thank you. I am gravitating towards honda CB600F or a suzuki Bandit 600. Are those good choices for first bike? I learned to ride and passed on the hornet. Anybody knows what the common faults with these two are? I lurked some forums but couldn't find anything specific.

>>16652794
Keep your pasta in Italy please, or I'll put ananas on my pizza tonight.

>>16652807
>First
Eeeeeeh
Tipically i'd say a 600 i4 is too fast for a beginner, but those are underpowered pigs...
If you really like them go for it
I'd prefer the Honda because imo looks better, but iunno, the new bandit 1k looks gorgeous

>>16652798
Thanks for the story. Yeah, another thing is I might not detect anything during a test ride due to lack of experience with a variety of bikes, so I'm not sure If I can tell weird from normal. Tfw when no biker friends to bring along...

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>>16652782
> first time buyer of used machine while being a noob?
yes, i just recently bought my bike while having only pretty basic knowledge of bikes (but good knowledge of cars)
talk to some friends what to look out for, maybe look up youtube on how to check for certain problems

that said, i bought it from a dealership with 1 year warranty, fresh service and it'll get TÜV-checked before i take it home
only "test-rode" it on the dyno because the day i bought it we had -5°C and wet, salty roads (^:

>>16652738
>need a first bike
Displacement is a meme. Aim for a bike with sub 70hp and less than 600lbs and you'll be perfectly fine. Past there it's just picking out the type of bike you want.

>What do I do about sellers who say no test rides
Tell them to get fucked and find another seller. You should ALWAYS testride a bike.

>>16652817
I prefer the Honda, too. Thx for the input.

>>16652854
Thanks. I'm considering buying from a dealership, too, although typically the price is much higher since they gotta make a profit.

>>16652856
Nice one, thanks for confirming. I might have been wrong about the whole "no test pilots" thing, it seems like they're people who don't even plan to buy, just want a ride on someone else's bike for fun. I interpreted it wrong.

>>16652871
mine was only 200€ more than the cheapest alternative i could find and that way i'm on the save side - what i forgot to mention: look up long-time reviews of the specific bike you want, as they might have general flaws

>>16652611
>>16652700
I found out what the problem was, me and my friend were tinkering with it yesterday and he forgot to take the cap off the new spark plug

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Post your meme touge's

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>>16653053

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>>16653082
>straight line

>>16652609
>NSR125
disgusting and cute at the same time

>>16653084
IT HAS A SLIGHT CURVE!

>>16653084
Thanks Mr don't enjoy long scenic rides

>>16653147
I don't

>>16653151
Your loss mate

>>16653167
I know the road in >>16653082.
It's boring as fuck. It's flat, straight and just crosses endless farmlands for 30 minutes.

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send gix

>>16653306
I thought geroge michael was dead

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>>16653314
https://www.instagram.com/andreaiannone/

iannone is smashing a famous italian model or something and ever since then his instagram has been fucking bizarre.

>>16653314
All sportbike riders look like fags m8. It's what they do

New rider here how do you handle the bike in a low speed turn? Every time I push the handlebars away or pull them closer it messes with ny throttle but when I brake it messes with my throttle as well

>>16653336
By gitting gud

>>16653336
how low speed are we talking

>>16653325
Why did I suddenly hear this?
https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ

>>16653345
really, I figured you'd hear this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

>>16653325
>famous italian model or something
>belen rodriguez

What a fucking cuck.

>>16653343
Like trying to do a uturn or around 3 to 4 miles an hour

>>16653362
Ride the biting point point of the clutch, use the back brake and revs to keep the bike tight.

>>16653347
That's getting a bit too gay

>>16653362
alright well #1 thing is you're scurred so you're deathgripping the bars, I need you to stop that, you may be putting too much weight onto the bars as well, it should be a feather touch. Knowledge of the bike you're riding will be handy in diagnosing this problem.

#2 is to just practice your fast idle, clutch slipping and rear brake skills. You basically want your throttle to be locked off and to maintain a consistent RPM for the whole U-turn, try and ride as slowly and as smoothly in a straight line as you can for a bit using the clutch slipping.

#3 is i like to tell people to practice doing donuts or just circles over and over, just spin around and around in one direction getting the circle as tight as possible, eventually you'll get close to the lock of the fork, when this happens and you feel like the bike is going to "drop" you can let out a bit of clutch or let off a bit of rear brake and use the throttle to pick it up, I can do donuts at full lock with the bars not moving a single cm from the stops by just controlling the power to the rear wheel to pick it up and put it down, that's what you should be aiming for.

>>16652794
Sei proprio ossessionato dai negracci, vedo.
Non sono di Roma. L'altro giorno ho letto un'articolo di una comparazione tra la F4 e la S1000RR e il pilota professionista di superstock diceva che non aveva mai guidato una supersportiva in strada e che si muoveva solo in scooter.
tl;dr Only insecure cucks feel the need to bash scooters, everyone else understands the superior comfortness.

>>16653418
That's it.
Ananas on pizza it is.

>>16653373
>>16653391


Okay thanks for the tips I'll try it when this 15mile an hour wind goes away

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>>16653437
Ananas or nor, chances are you've never eaten a real pizza in your life anyway.

>>16653418
>superior comfortness

In your dreams.
Scooter are the inferior mode of transport and will always be.

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>>16653451
As someone who's been to Italy, it's fucking good there, but you've never had a pristine, perfect Chicago style deep dish. So hard to find done right though.

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>>16653451
p sure aussies do the best pizza worldwide, my dad went to italy and said the pizza there sucked and I believe him.

AU pizza long like long australian penis.

>>16653474
p sure your dad likes the long penis more than he likes pizza.

>>16653451
I've been in Italy, and ate pizza there.
With Italians.
Also my own made pizza's look more like the one on the left than the right.

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>>16653470
>Chicago style deep dish

>>16653451
Do Italians usually eat their pizza alongside other things? doesn't seem like there is much of substance to it.

>>16653470
Isn't a chicago deep dish more a lasagna without the pasta?

>>16653501
It's a big piece of bread. It's more than enough.

>>16653501
It was common once, yes.
Now we just make one as big as your chest and eat it as its own meal.

>>16653500
Pizza pie
That's a moray

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>>16653460
>I only ride big bikes for s-straight guys with b-big dicks like me!
>t. insecure closet homo
>>16653470
What's that fucking abomination?
>>16653474
Just no.

Everyone who isn't Italian doesn't know what a Pizza is. Even most Italians don't, for fuck's sake.
Pic related is the list of all the mistakes you one can make while making pizza.
It's a science.
>>16653487
Doesn't mean shit. Even here pizza is shit and people are ignorant everywhere. It's just that the only good pizza you can find is here. Sometimes they make a good pizza but don't clean the oven as they'd be supposed to and it's burnt underneath.
>>16653501
Not everyone orders a Margherita, you know.

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>>16653511
And this is the list of all the defects.

Worth to mention this is about the Pizza Napoletana, there are two types of Pizza, the Neapolitan one and the Roman one.

>>16653511
>>16653533
I'll ride to Italy this year and you show me what good pizza is, ok?
Because the Italians I've met said the pizza we got was good, but you say almost nobody knows what good pizza is.

>>16653511
>talks about comfort
>calls insecure people who disagree

Projecting much?
bet you're a filthy terrone.

>>16653504
>>16653511
Basically it's a pizza crust, with your pizza toppings underneath, like right on the sigh, and your mozzarella cheese on top, then a fuckload of pizza sauce.

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>>16653511
I guess the margherita just looks bare to me

We've got a local place that does really great pizza

Fuck I want pizza now

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>>16653562
>asparagus on pizza
Intriguing.

Pineapple and anchovies is still best pizza combo though.

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>>16653543
If you come to SEM I'll take you to eat a real pizza in Bolzano made by true, certified terroni.
>>16653554
Nope.
>>16653561
Please stop.
>>16653562
A pizza is not enough for me either, eating too much of the same is tiring, though.

>>16653533
>>16653511
Post more.
My pizza always comes out too hard and I suspect it's because I knead it too much.

Also scooters are gay, deal with it.

>>16653624
It's pretty good but it's not what you expect. I loved pizza in Florence, much more than Rome. Come to think of it, everything was better in Florence

>>16653533
Could you post this in freedom?

>>16653634
The thing that I hate about scooters is the people who think that, regardless of speed, scooters are safer than motorcycles.

>>16653082
Tfw

>>16653650
>scooters are safer than motorcycles.
They're not, and the riding position is also more dangerous in a crash.

can i just change my front brake pads without having to bleed the braes?

>>16653688
Yes

>>16653695
what will happen if i take that approach?

>>16653684
I know, but you will still see middle-aged couples riding them in half-helmets and flipflops

>>16653707
You will have new brake pads.

Just don't squeeze the brake lever with the Caliper off the disk.

>>16653688
Usually, no problem at all. Just carefully compress the pistons a little if needed to slot the new pads in. As long as your fluid doesn't rise above the 'max' mark on the reservoir, you're good.

As it's a closed system, there shouldn't be any air in it, so as long as you didn't open any of the lines, it's fine. You can easily tell if there's air in the system, because the lever will feel vague and spongy.

>>16653713
well shit, i thought this was gonna as complicated like with cars.

i already did my rear pads and fucking suprised me how easy that was.

I fucking love bikes!

>>16653726
Oh, and also, remember to pump the brakes a few times once you're done fitting the new pads and everything's bolted up.

>>16653727
>Complicated as cars
Wot? Cars are ezpz. But I get what you're saying v

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>>16653638
You don't understand. Most people are plebs, even here and a pizzeria 100m distant from one that makes a good pizza can make a mediocre one. Even here nowadays most pizzaioli (pizza chefs) are turks, albanese etc. Most pizzerie are shit.
>>16653634
I only have the cover. It's an essay about pizza.
>>16653645
It probably doesn't exist. It's too technical for me to be able to make a quick translation. It's a flow with all the steps of making a pizza with all the mistakes and defects for each step.

>>16653735
>>16653726
>>16653688

Forgot to say, you should change your brake fluid every couple of years, so it can be convenient to do it at the same time as you do the pads, for future reference.

>>16653742
I believe that. When I was in Italy we stayed in this tiny town with a little restaurant about 20 miles away from Florence in the countryside. The food there was unbelievable.

>>16653747
>>16653741
i asked cause i dont have a siphon or something like that to remove the old fluid from the reservoir.

but since you mentioned that it's all gravy by just changing the front pads then i'll take care of the fluid another time

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Btw thank you /dbt/ for answering questions when ever I post any

except for that one guy that says post boipucchi everytime I mention ninja 300 or new rider

other than that the rest of you are pretty cool dudes

>>16653773
Yeah it's not bad. You also don't need to siphon it, just run the old fluid through the system as you fill the reservoir with new fluid.

>>16653775
No worries man, everybody needs a little help every now and again. /dbt/ is generally pretty helpful when not having arguments. Now, since we did you a favour, maybe you post pics of your boipucci as a thank you?

>>16653775
how long have you been riding?

>>16653790
mf I read that till the end

>>16653797
1 week now

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Today is a sad day dbt the zx-10r was stolen press f to pay respects.

>>16653799
oh wow, really new.
Have you had any long rides or still sticking around town?

>>16653805
story?

f

>>16653805
probably for the best. based on his poor body position, he would have got himself killed sooner or later

>>16653808
Raining hard I think more than one guy helped and took bike off stands and loaded it on a truck within minuets cause no one heard shit. Im going to literally kill the guy if I see him.

>>16653807
still sticking to my neighborhood, the patrol testing station is only open on the weekdays and I had work

>>16653805
f

shoulda had kryptonite

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>>16653814
Sure what ever you say. I dont have the energy to care anymore lost a fucking great bike all I can say is hope it makes you feel good fagget or something.

>>16653470
I'd call that "une tarte a la tomate". Because that's what it is. A tart.

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Has anyone used any of Delkevic's stailness stuff? Saw this online for $187, which seems a bit cheap.

>>16653818
So did you take an MSF course?

>>16653805
>>16653817
Sorry even if you're a stupid tripfag.
>stands
Don't you have a garage or something?

>>16653853
was on stands covered and had a krytonite lock on it and they did everything without making a noise. They even tried to steal the 250r but probably wasn't worth it.

>>16653844
No I havent taken a course yet it doesnt start till march I plan too though, was practicing as much as a could with sliders on my bike

Cause Im too much of a person that I want to learn and do as much on my own as I can

>>16653862
so it wasnt in a garage? if not then why not have a GPS tracker on it?

I'd only keep my bike outside if it had a tracker on it

>>16653870
salt air fries most electronics unless you are spending alot on it but it had full coverage and everything so just gunna get something back.

>>16653862
Why do you keep it outside if you have a garage? Especially if you're in a place full of niggers that steal bikes with vans.

>>16653805
F

>>16653805
F

Insurance gonna cover any/all?

>>16653865
have you taken your permit test? I didn't buy a bike until after I had my license because I was going to have to test ride and transport the bike myself. My first ride on the road was test riding my bike.

>>16653879
Its in a covered carport its not a house and they dont use vans they usually jack it and ride it like fucking idiots just had an r1 stolen like a couple weeks ago and just got recovered.

>>16653888
Nope no permit yet, I bought new and had a trailer to move it so I didn't need to ride it home

i tried replacing my front headlight's light bulb but i couldn't get the bulb out because it was attached to the housing with some foamy 3M bonding.

what do? peel it off with a knife?

>>16653893
I think you mentioned testing, but get your permit before the MSF, then you don't have to take the license test in some states

>>16653891
why not just get an apartment with garage space? they have those and theyre usually not that much more than regular apartment rent?

hell townholmes are a great buy if you're single

>>16653891
Have you ever learned how to use punctuation? I dont' understand a thing. There's not even a subject.
>carport
The fuck is that?

>>16653624
>If you come to SEM I'll take you to eat a real pizza in Bolzano made by true, certified terroni.
Can't come this year, maybe next year again.

>>16653917
like a shed

>>16653891
Sure you live on a tiny island. It will probably be found in a few days.

>>16653917
>The fuck is that?

A covered driveway

>>16653903
I live in hawaii where that costs doubble from a normal apartment. I would have a house if it wasnt expensive as fuck.
>>16653917
A covered driveway.
>>16653929
Yah thats what I am hoping.

>>16653891
Was this near kaneohe, a mile or two from H3?

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>>16653941
Hey buddy. Get on steam real quick?

>>16653941
who would live in a vacation spot where you only have a tiny area to drive within with probably shit roads to drive on??

hell i'm 23 but live in my own place have my own garage with 2 cars and a bike, why subject yourself to this torture?

>>16653951
Maui in kihei. I mean its the only one on the island so its not hard to know its the one.

>>16653961
Ah, cool. A buddy of mine rides with a guy with a zx-10 over on O'ahu, thought it might be you.

Shit sucks, dude, hope it turns up/the insurance don't fuck you over.

>>16653956
will do I guess.
>>16653959
Great weather and beautiful scenery for riding. if bikes and cars didnt get stolen every week. Also it costs more than living in new York which also sucks.

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>>16653961
Kihei is dank. I caught this dude off lahaina last Thanksgiving.

>>16653979
That's one ugly motherfucker, hope you threw him overboard as soon as possible.

Cool fish though.

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>>16653988

>>16653978
What's the usual reason for the thefts? Are they stolen for joy riding? Breaking into parts? Or do they actually try to sell them?

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>>16653988
He's a fucking savage that's for sure.

That fish tasted bomb as well

>>16653976
Yup im hoping it all works out.
>>16653979
Yah I loved going over to lanai and fishing there was some dank stuff and got to gut and eat them.

>>16654003
You ever eaten cobia? I like mahi but nothing compares to good cobia

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tfw living in Alaska and it's minus 4 degrees out right now.

bike season feels far away...

>>16654012
Aesthetic as fuck though.

>>16654008
Not yet, I'd love to though. They mahi was done if best fish I'd ever eaten though.

>>16654004
Honestly it's the best. One of the things I miss about living in Oregon is riding like an hour and a half through tight, redwood touge to go fishing.

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>>16654012
so ride a snowmobile or get a tiimbersled

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>>16654028
You ever catch any billfish?

>>16653893
Yeah man just go get your permit so you can ride around legally for now, and so you can have an advantage when you actually get the license.

>>16654057
Nah not yet. I definitely want to go again though, kind of hard to do done good fishing here in Denver though. There's fly fishing but it's not the same.

>>16654032
cute doggo

would pet/10

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>>16654076
Post doggos

>>16654080
Already did
>>16653775

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>>16654080
Black doggo

>>16653451
so "real" pizza is just a lazily tossed piece of dough with an uneven amount of toppings and no attention to detail? It's overcooked in spots and looks neglected. If that's considered real pizza I never want to eat that greasy italian plumber soaked piece of shit. Get the fuck outta here.

>>16653624
looks like a childs first attempt at making a pizza

>>16654144
>>16654154
>triggered the burger

>>16654144
It's artisanal.

>>16654144
>>16654154
>b-but that pizza doesn't look like my mass-produced, garbage filled pie that's pumped out of some steel anus on a production line and covered with carcinogenic hormone-filled "meat"

kek, burgers get so defensive over stuff like this, it's unbelievable. Just watch, I bet they can't help but reply to me with some panicky, snarky comment in an attempt to save face.

>>16654144
The pizza I made today looked like that. Only square.

>>16654185
I've made pizza from scratch while black-out drunk that doesn't look that shitty.

I've been to Europe and I get that's the style over there and that's the shit you're used to but it doesn't make it good.

>>16654214
Yes it does.

>>16652609
When I bought my baiku I paid for the previous owner to ride it to a a dealer of my choosing in order to have it checked by a friend of mine, I paid him an extra $200 but it was worth it because I can't into mechanics.

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>>16654080

>>16653988
Kek.

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>>16654214
>Aesthetics are more important when it comes to food than actual taste or nutrition

>>16654285
Aesthetics are pretty important, why do you think cooking shows and high end restaurants put so much effort into playing food?

>>16654292
Because some people are retarded and will happily pay hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for the privilege of having a 'deconstructed' dessert sprayed across their table by a 20-something year-old with nothing to offer the world but an alternative arts degree and an unnervingly enthusiastic passion for photographing beaches.

>>16654292
Do you think those high end restaurants would become or remain high end if their food tastes like shit?

>>16654144
>>16654154
We love you even if you're stupid, don't worry.
>>16654214
>I've been to Europe and I get that's the style over there
Actually made me laugh.
>>16654292
Aesthetics are a thing only in high cousine, which is the subject of the tv shows you're referring to, genius. Pizza is popular food.
Also the pizza in that picture looks pretty appalling to me.

>>16654292
Man everyone knows all the best food pretty much looks like vomit

>>16654292
To satisfy an inflated illusion of self importance.

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>>16654285

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>>16654319
Indeed it does

>>16654319
Jambalaya and gumbo are best.

>>16654317
I think it looks good.

>>16654319
With the exception of Finnish food, which may or not actually BE vomit, albeit inexplicably tasty vomit.

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>>16654333
Mijn neger

>>16654333
yuck!

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Is this /dbtck/ now?

>>16654359
Yisss
>Tfw dear meat and chorizo scramble with chorizo homemade pigs in a blanket for breakfast.

>>16654317
>>16654334
*appealing
Fuged up.

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>Wasnt paying attention and bike kicked up on me, was able to recover
>But hit me in the knee pretty bad
>Now I'm stuck instead on a nice day

fml

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>>16654377
>Was gonna go to a local place for breakfast
>Wife made omelettes instead
Works for me

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>carbs finally back on
Just need to hook everything up now.

>>16654403
That's how it went for me.

>>16654349
It's the best food man ever created.

>>16654417
Clearly you've never had Creole

>>16654422
>Creole
My aunt is a Creole, never had the urge to eat her.

>>16654430
That sounds like a personal problem

>>16654434
Not wanting to eat humans is a problem in the US?

>>16654444
What kind of third world shithole do you live in where they don't eat people? Seriously, read a book sometime.

>>16654430
>Not eating your aunt out?

C'mon man I tackled that at 15

>>16654459
>>16654467
Florida man and Alabaman pls.

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QUESTION:
Thinking about taking my Bolt out of winter storage for a quick buzz around town next weekend as temps will be well above freezing.

Was planning on doing an oil change in the spring. Am I better off doing the oil change even though she will be sitting for another month in storage again or would I be fine to run that older oil that has been sitting since November because fuck it?

t. a lazy but paranoid rider

>>16654501
The oil will be fine. Just fill it up after riding with fresh fuel.

>>16654516
That's what I figured, with modern day oil and all. I stabilized the fuel in November and will certainly fill up the tank after the ride. Add another squirt of stabilizer for the month of sitting it will have after?

Went for a whopping 20 km ride today.
>almost freeze hands off because summer gloves
>almost die trying to go 80 over train crossing in 30 zone because no sense of speed anymore
>almost lowside because salt + 30 kmh corner + 80 kmh actual speed
>pay 1,50€ per liter for fuel
And it was still worth it.

>>16654536
>Add another squirt of stabilizer for the month of sitting it will have after?
I never did that and let my bike sit for 2 months. Still ran fine.

>>16654501
literally doesn't matter. conventional wisdom says to do oil changes prior to winterization but it wont make fuck all of a difference. you have to ride it around to warm it up anyways for an oil change so you'll be doing that ride regardless

>>16654537
>pay 1,50€ per liter for fuel
Shit I want that too.
It's €1,55-1,70L here now.

>>16654537
>20 km
I rode further than that on my 2t dirt bike yesterday. Get your shit together anon

>>16654561
True. I was just worried about having it sit again with the "crummy" oil. I just like to be sure about these things for myself and the next owner.

>>16654558
Makes sense. I should have it out of storage for good in mid March so its not too far off.

>>16654566
What the Christ. Last time I rode it was like 1,30, max 1,38 or so. Hope the prices go down a bit once the weather gets better. As if..

>>16654568
Yeah I decided today I desperately need winter gloves. Heated grips only go so far towards keeping your hands warm, they do jack shit if it's sub zero and you're going 100 or so.

>>16654582
It was like this 2 years ago, then it dropped down to "only" 1,35, last month (I believe, haven't paid for fuel in months) it went from 1,55 to 1,75 on the highways.

>>16654582
Yeah winter gloves are pretty cheap and imo better than heated grips.

>>16654593
I think the price drop was actually almost 2 years ago, I remember being happy about not having to go bankrupt for the first SEM.

>>16654605
Can you recommend any particular model? Around 150 - 200 € pls.

>>16654609
>I remember being happy about not having to go bankrupt for the first SEM.
The first SEM was the peak here. I filled up with €1,78L the day I tried to leave.

>got the wrong size vacuum and fuel line
FUCK

I n-needed to go to the p-parts store anyway

>>16654714
Pick up some crush washers while you're there.

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Feels good

>>16654714
Come on man youve fixed shit before you cant be fucking up like this.

>>16654725
That's diesel prices

>>16654743
And thats the expensive one I had to stop in because I ran out of fuel.
The one I usually go to is 1,16€/L now.

>>16654725
>tfw €1.52/L

>>16654725
What kind of mumbo jumbo language is that?

>>16654754
Can you send me some? It should be less than €0,5 per liter sending costs.

ok back from replacing my pads and cleaning shit from my Ranger.

now to test ride these fresh brakes

>>16654725
>mfw £1.12 for 95, £1.23 for 98

Feels bad, man. I've tried going slow for more empeegees, but I just can't do it.

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>>16654761
Thats Spanish m8.

what should i bring to the moto gp to get signed?
>inb4 dragon dildo

>>16654789
looks mexican to me

>>16654789
Sorry I only speak English, Arabic and German.

>>16654789
>>16654761
Mexican

>>16654801
>Arabic and German
aren't they one and the same?

>>16654795
Which GP, Qatar?

I'd say bring a Yamaha cap and get Lorenzo to sign it.

>>16654806
That's the joke.

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>>16654797
>>16654805
>mexican
>€
How is life in brugerland this days, fellows?

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>>16654801
>Arabic
>Cuckold:the post

>>16654726
Lol it's weird, the fuel line between the carb and aux tank is 5/8, but no fuel line is 5/8. I might just use heater hose for the time being.

>>16654819
sorry, guess that's my privilege as an american. i don't need to concern myself with the banalities of foreign hoodoo tradition

>>16654830
>not knowing things is an american privilege.
Kek

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>>16654819
>Butthurt mexican detected
Couldnt be better. You should be happy you pay 1 peso for gas pablo

>>16654833
absolutely. you need to know about us because we basically rule the world. we don't really need to know about your petty bullshit

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hey /dbt/
I'm an Ausfag, went for my L's (learner permit) recently, and didn't do so well on them. I had trouble shifting gears, among a few others things. I didn't have any trouble steering or balancing, and I could do the slow riding well enough to pass the required 10 seconds.

I felt anxious on the bike the whole time, and didn't feel confident enough to continue to the second (and final) day of testing, despite passing the test on the first.

Anybody got any tips or pointers? I feel like I would be able to do okay if I could practice somewhere, but obviously that's not a possibility yet.

>>16654828
The fuel line is some exotic metric jdm one. Same with all the screws in the carb are jis.

>>16654814
in austin this april
the ore popular racers are harder to get signitures from supposedly but y aunt got rossis signiture last year i think

>>16654846
Shouldve just done the second day.

>>16654846
Also, what city are you in?

>>16654838
Hillary, Trump, republicans, democrats, one and the same.
Your point?

Wake up, burgers, you don't even have a democracy.

>>16654857
To repeat from the beginning was only an extra 100-150, to fail and repeat it would incur double that I believe.
>>16654869
Melbourne, E suburbs

>>16654876
Go feed the refugee that raped your mother and sister before he gets violent and rams a truck to a crowd of people

>>16654850
It's some retarded shit. I got heater hose for now but I'm going to pick up some diesel fuel line down the road if I still have the bike.

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>>16654898
The opinion of someone who defends a society that produces something like this doesn't have any weight.

>>16654846
You have to take a test to get a permit? How do you learn to ride to pass the test? Illegally ride?

>>16654917
They sell them at amazon, honda dealers or nickle town customs but you have to ask for it.

>>16654924
You don't, it's 2 days for 6-8 hours each day. You're meant to be able to do it with no prior experience.

My state only updated it to this way a few months ago to try and curb learner deaths.

>>16654918
Go attend mohameds sexual emergency cuck

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/5998403894.html
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/5994384846.html
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/5990979893.html
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/5996267689.html

which one and how much should i pay for it?

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What is your opinion on the new Rebel? Is it a good first bike?

>>16654940
You must be 18 to browse this site.

>>16654934
I'll get some, thanks for the tips. Thing is, it's like half a foot. If I go to a parts store that has it, they usually just give it to you for free for that little amount.

>>16654950
Out of all of those, the ls650 is least likely to give you problems and requires the least amount of work.

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Grudge match

>>16654951
Looks gay as fuck. The cb/cbr 500 is better but its still shit and has double the seats. Buy it if youre a try hard sissy trap biker hipster beta nu-male gay cuckboi

>>16654887
Sorry, I'm in Sydney, but I'd suggest registering on netrider forums and asking if anyone will help you out, if I lived down there I'd offer to let you potter around a carpark and give you some tips, I'm sure someone would do the same on the forums. Just post in the welcome lounge or whatever it's called

>>16654950
ninja

>>16654937
Then the test must be easy or else it's a conundrum and a waste of money.


When I took the CMSP for my license half the class failed, the ones who failed fell for the "no riding experience necessary" trick.
Everyone who passed already had a permit and had been riding for months.

>>16654960
not even the gs750?

>>16654970
how much 500?

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>>16654954
>Butthurt yurocuck detected
Ayy lmao!

>>16654976
A permit for what?

You can't ride legally on the road without passing this test, and then you take another test a few months later to get your probationary license.

>>16654887
My friends of my gf repeatedly dropped their bikes and still got their L plates, the 2 day course isn't a test. They just want to ensure your not a danger to yourself or others. IMO fucking up gear shifts isn't enough to stop you getting your Ls

>>16654951
well you won't have the satisfaction of refurbishing a shitbike into something like that. so get it if you don't feel like wrenching

>>16654990
I don't live in Australia m8 :^)

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Post pictures from today! It's beautiful out for this time of year, you had all better have gotten out!

>>16654950
>>16654981
Bandit

>>16655011
When I was there, dropping the bike was an instant fail, and I nearly got kicked off because I came within two inches of brushing my crash guard against the back wheel of the bike to my side.

Also the class running at the same time on the other half of the range, that was on the second day had 4/6 people fail.

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>>16655016
Yes, great weather out.

>>16655016
OH ABSOLUTELY

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>>16655016
Eh, today was pretty grey here in bongland, and I didn't do anything exciting. Did get a new front tyre fitted though.

>>16655016
Midwest?

>>16655047
Still butthurt about weather

>>16655047
Don't be a pussy, go ride anyways

>>16655052
Yes, absolutely

>>16655055
You should move to somewhere nicer, it's always grAy in bongland

>>16655057
Nah NC

>>16655060
nice, I'm in VA

>>16655067
What part? Indian anon lives near the south coast in VA

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Today I made a booboo

>>16655060
>it's always gray in bongland
Point taken. I thought about upgrading my camera to make some webbums of my daily ride to work, but then realised that it's basically 5 minutes of greenery followed by endless grey, grey or grey stuff.

>>16655069
Newport News/Yorktown

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>>16655059
THE ONE FUCKING WEEKEND THIS MONTH I COULD RIDE THERE IS FUCKING SNOW.

>>16655060
>Don't be a pussy, go ride anyways
That was this morning. I have to get up in about 6 hours.

comfy day for a comfy riiiiide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndCI6aHwC8

>>16655076
Shit you should come to OBX bike week. I think Indian anon might go, I'm gonna try to with a friend. It'd be neat to see some anons there

>>16654981
It's an ancient bike with 4 carbs that probably wasn't maintained that well. It will be bulletproof probably, but a pain in the ass

>>16655070
LMAO

>CRASHING A GROMBAS

>>16655089
shit that's a long fucking drive. the farthest i've gone was to suffolk.

>>16655101
It's like 3 hours from you lol

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>>16655096
Never underestimate the raw power of the Grom.

>>16655106
but my ass will get sore from the long trip

>>16655117
if it's any consolation, your ass will probably get sore once you finish the trip, too

Bike was found and ignition was cut since they tried to hot wire it thank god they didnt fuck it up more.

>>16655117
Plz come I need friends

>>16655151
Ayyyy congrats octo

>>16655151
Is it a nigger job or were them natives? I don't really know what it is like in Hawaii, apart from knowing how hot vahines can be.

>>16653805
Insurance?

F

>>16655176
Ye now it wonstart at all cause new bikes are smart about that shit.
>>16655178
SOme dude and his butt buddy were on a bike and came into our stall and took it like that and rolled it down the street to nigger rig it to start. Avoid seafoam green and black bikes.
>>16655215
Will probably pay for fixing ignition after my dads buddy asses it and trailers it to be fixed.

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>>16655151
Noice, congrats. Sucks that it happened at all, but it could have been much worse. Hope you get the damage sorted.

>>16655288
Its these two guys and a girl and they have been stealing bikes left and right. They dont give a shift if you fight them or shoot at them apparently. glad they didnt smash the bike up or some shit.

>>16655339
>dbt sticker

R.I.P

>>16652217
N
>>16655426
E
>>16655426
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>>16655426