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Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
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It's good but it's not my style
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>>16650862
Because that car sucks balls.
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Because it isn't the Worlds Fastest (Volume) Production Car
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>Faster than GT-R
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>>16650862
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>>16650862
Bad marriage fucked me into paying child support for a bastard she had after the split, so couldn't afford it yet. But that's over next month, and I'll be picking up a C5.
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>>16650926
Please be bait, I need to believe that marriage isn't the ultimate crapshoot, at least a little while longer.
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>>16650972
It's really far from bait. I mistakenly married a whore, split, then didn't divorce soon enough, she fucked some loser and had a kid. Filed for divorce and went to court, judge had no interest in the divorce, but was really happy to decree child support, dismissed the divorce all together and denied it because of paperwork "errors". Had to spend a few thousand on a lawyer, after growing tired of child support, to get rid of all the bullshit. And I'll still have to pay a separate fee to refile for divorce again after it's over.
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>about to open thread and expect it to be full of prezo sperging over me
>it's a thread full of prezo sperging over me
Go on, prezo...... I know you're obsessed with me
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>>16651023
Doing God's work son
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>>16650972
Most people don't pick very carefully, probably because they don't take it as seriously as they should.
I was with my gf for 8 years before we got married. Coming up on 10 married, 20 together.
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>>16651023
Oops! I forgot!
>trigger trigger
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>>16650862
>Faster than GTR
No it really isn't
>Half the price of GTR
This is false as well
Maybe close to true if you buy a base model with no options but the base model isn't near as fast as the GTR
>Looks better than x, y, z
This is an opinion. Corvette cannot hold a candle to the prestige of the afforementioned makes, however.
>37mpg
GM fags actually believe this?
Shitvette btfo again
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>>16651052
>btfo
>literally proves nothing
Pic related it's trying to shitpost
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>>16651153
*you
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>>16651153
>spoon feed me mommy!
rotflmao, gm fangirl so desperate
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>>16650862
because im a butthurt gtr fangirl :(
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>>16650909
kek
>>16651052
nope
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>>16651045
looks like it worked alphie old pal, kek
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>>16650862
I'm poor for another 2 years, then I'll buy one.
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Slightly agressive reminder
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>any other supercar
This implies that the Corvette is one as well.
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
WRONG
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
Hahahaha how, with the cruise control at 30 mph?
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>>16650909
savage
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>RWD
dropped
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>>16651008
Wat
Why are you paying for a kid that isn't yours
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>>16651008
http://www.ehow.com/how_4457426_contact-maury-povich.html
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>>16650862
>>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
because more Gs means it's handling worse and more unstable you goddamned retard
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>>16653603
Corvette faboys are cuckolds
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>>16650862
>Implying any of you faggots can afford anything other than a 20 year old shitbox
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>>16652688
PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>16654594
>implying everyone here is as poor as your broke ass
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>open thread
>alphonse literally leaking ass blood everywhere
>blames me
TOP LOL !!
>>16654263
>g's are bad
shit, guess that means all f1 cars are doing it wrong.
or you're retarded. one or the other.
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>>16654995
nice projection, lol. stay mad tho
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