/DAT/

How fucked is this weather ay cunts

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>>16650655
>wreckers didnt have a spare wheel winch, or any non fucked interior bits
Did get a cover for the door lock that was missing
Spent a huge $2 when I took $500 with me for spares...

>>16650851
Its cold in Victoria odly

Gday cunts,

im buying a car after upgrading from an excel (im a p plater) and ive narrowed it down to two cars, a 380 Mitsubishi 380 VRX or a b18c converted eg civic.

what would be the better option?

>>16650904
A car that hasn't been molested is always a good start.

>>16650932
yeah tru, i wont lie its not like i wouldnt be molesting it myself

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/jane-brook/cars-vans-utes/cool-af-mitsubishi-magna/1138638294

>>16651024
>In 1945, this was the only thing left standing after the nuclear bomb was dropped on Hirmoshima.
>Hirmoshima

>>16651089
>Americans in charge of bombing the correct place

>>16650655
>oi lads whats the discord?

>>16651614
What's the secret password?

>>16651024
it's ironic because the magna was a domestic product wasnt it?
same deal with the Avalon, just because it's a jap brand doesnt make it japanese

>>16651631
I dont know
>"/DAT/ is full of autists"?

>>16651024
Shit, this car in the neighbor across from me.
I feel blessed living near this legend.

Name a better song to rip skidz to from 2017 so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SqbWzuJ3s4

should i train to be a surveyor? what is the job market like for this profession. Is it a hard job because i am a major dumbass with no skills

>>16652031
Typically need a degree and decent levels of mathematical ability (e.g. statistics, height etc). Nothing crazy, I've had dumb fuck mates that I've had to tutor year 12 maths to when they started their degree.

If you can't be fucked to look shit up, how would you be able to get off your arse and do it?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maylands/cars-vans-utes/beaut-car-dreaaam/1138923993

>nope nope nope
What did he mean by this?

>>16650904
Literally anything is better than an excel, mate.

Update from the other day. New exhaust is fitted to the IS-F and sounds fucking crazy.

>>16650904
are you the guy who tried so hard to prove the excel was great but then threw a fit when everyone called it out for being shit?

>>16652037
but hows the job market? and does it pay well?

ive seen some tafe courses that i could get subsidised hell cheap because im still on parents medicare card

>>16652103
google this shit

>>16652069
yeah true but im wanting to know what would be a better choice between the civic and the VRX

>>16652079
nah thats not me

>>16650904
Both truly terrible choices. Just get a Commodore or Falcon.

49 degrees master race

http://www.bellingenweather.org/today.htm

>>16652136
t. Sean Finn

But really you're right, one of the few things I can agree with falcunt on. Here in Australia there is no better value sedan or wagon than a falcodore.

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>>16652159
I am the real one this is my new trip till the 16th and i get the old one back

>mfw temp on car dash said 50 degrees
Fack

was driving like a grandma shit was fucked cunts

>>16651953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0y22NUpKy0

So my passenger side lower ball joint is fucked

Buggery ass

>>16652159
I don't particularly like either but parts are plentiful and they're cheap. Also Falcons are the least abused of the two, typically its older owners who didn't flog them vs bogan owners that thrashed Commodores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpS3vOErZdA

>>16652238
i gotta take a new video.

Shifter was fucked in that video and fouling on the center console, took it off and bodged it.

>>16652238
Shave off that filthy neckbeard bro. No wonder no one gets back to hiring you.

>>16652289
mate as ive said i cant even get a interview.

Shave the beard off every time

>>16652289
he doesnt want to get hired, hes just applying to jobs he knows he wont get so he meets his quota and gets his payment.

>>16652296
lose some weight and stop looking like an adhd spastic autistic cunt. you look like the most unpresentable and most unlikeable person to meet in real life

you're like that guy who was +1 to a party by a friend of a friend of the host. Nobody knows you, you dont say much and when someone does talk to you they say how much of a weirdo you are. Just a generally unlikeable person in general

go stub your toe on furniture you tool

fuck off falcunt

Kiwi here, looks like I can get work in Sydney after I graduate, but I was there on a holiday recently half to scope the place out and man it's as fucking shit as the memes say. Is it any better slightly further out from the CBD? Are there any decent suburbs?

>>16652322
Ok dad

>>16651631
I'll give you dick pics

>>16652397
Fuck off immigrant, stop taking our jobs.

>>16652428
Fap

>>16652437
Half you cunts are on centrelink anyway, you're not competing with degree holding foreigners :^)

>>16652442
Australia was made by foreiners, your statement is invalid.

I want to swap my 1989 stock as a rock unregistered Cressida for anything manual, what can I hope for? A shitty rusted out civic or corolla at best?

>>16652169
we don't care about your stupid shitty weather

stop fucking bringing it up

>When your life is a mess but at least you are happy
Who needs aims or dreams when you have the internet.

>>16652492
>swapping a cressida for anything
>selling a cressida for more than $1000
>thinking someone outside of jdm wants a cressida
good luck

>tfw only have an evaporative cooler in the truck sleeper

Fuck this heat shit.

Nice to see /dat/ is still obsessed with Sean.
When you gonna harden up ya shitcunt and come say hi. I dont bite. You'll be ok Sean.

>>16652518
Figured as much. Guess I'll just thrash the fucking thing and flog it for 500. A shame because the thing looks fucking flawless.

>>16652532
they're nice cars, dont get me wrong, but normies dont want a cressida, because its the physical embodiment of the grandpas car. Its like trying to sell someone a Cedric as its got too much of that old man vibe about it in a bad way.

You can even compare it to trying to sell a teenager a Telstar/Meteor/Nova/Apollo shitbox, theres zero appeal in late 80's cars. They only would want a VN or EB from that period because everything else has zero perceived value

>>16652532
Sell it as a JDM Mark II to a stancefag for mad scrill.

>>16652521
Cheers cunt at least I have ac

>>16652397
Stay in new Zealand sheep fucker

>>16652532
Pics?

Hello /dat/
I'm going to do my first service by myself soon, change my oil, change filters and whatnot
I have no tools, however. My question is, are the SCA tool kits fine? And also, is it worth buying a tool kit, or should I just buy the sockets and other stuff separately?

>>16652629
SCA is fine for the kind of work you will be doing. even generic no brand chinese brands will do. Buy a socket set and a wrench rollup and you should be set for majority of shit that comes your way, its also way cheaper and way more convenient than going out to buy seperate tools everytime you need them

MY AIR CONDITIONING IS FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Real aussies dont need ac

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>>16652532
Where you located? I'm in VIC and I'm actually looking to be a cressy.
I'd be willing to maybe buy it?

>no civic Si
>SFR wont be built
>660 nowhere in sight
>gazoo yaris probably going to be abandoned
>only thing worth looking forward to is literally a Kia
Who else /suicidal/ for motoring in Australia in the next 5 years

>>16652532
Post it, i'll buy it for 500 if you're in Vic

>tfw girl invited me to her group to go out for a live band/night club sort of thing in the city
>bail on it last second because muh autism and feeling very introverted
>find out today she ended up full on macking one of my friends all night
it could have been me :(

You know that meme image comparing country people to city people and it uses paul hogan as an example of what country people are like?

I've realised how stupid it is because paul hogan is actually from sydney.. Making him more of a city / suburbs guy.

Also the movie crocodile dundee makes jokes about how tough country aussie people are but it also makes jokes about how dumb and ignorant they are.

>>16652532

Does it have the optional adjustable suspension?

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>>16652723

>>16652518
Mx73 and mx83 cressidas aren't even jdm cars.
They were never even available in japan.

Bogans who buy xxr wheels and miss use the term 'jdm' buy cressidas.

Jdm people look around for actual jdm cars such as crestas.

>>16650904
I like to see the bogan people out of civics.

I prefer bogan people to call them crappy fwd shit boxes than to drive them.

You sound like a bogan so get an 8 thousand dollar skyline or silvia and fit cheap chinese parts on in.

Those are the kind of japanese cars bogans like and you'd fit in driving one.

>>16652322
This actually describes me really well. :(

>>16652741
Yeah this one.

Paul hogan is a sydney cunt.

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remember this girl /dat/ ?

>>16652238
you glorious fat basterd, that is why I love you

I STAND WITH FALCUNT

>>16652322
>go stub your toe on furniture

fukin right on cunt

>>16652715
fuckin right on cunt

>>16652322
Not even that guy but people like you piss me off severely.
Look at mister perfect here being all judgmental, I bet you think your shit don't stink and you jack off in front of the mirror.
You are projecting hard you wannabe normie cunt, gtfo

>>16652703
fuckin right on cunt

>>16652893
fuckin put yer trip back on
chubby cunt

>>16652901
You really don't get it do you, you spoiled as fuck little princess.
Your girly gang of closest faggots who's only common interest is hating on a guy you don't fucking know are the actual autists.
I'd get shitfaced with falcunt looks like a fucking normal guy to have a conversation with, is your sole purpose in life trolling this fat cunt?
He obviously doesn't give a fuck and all you NEETs reply is 'trip back up' i see this in every DAT. Piss off faggot

>>16652909
OK falcunt

>>16652909
Stop replying nigga

>>16652924
Think about it you lonely piece of shit, you have no friends and no job so you spend all the time you have into hatred.
Then you faggot ass NEETs group together so you have a common interest based upon frustration.
You are a bunch of bitter hypocrite bitches and bad karma will come your way.
You talking shit about autism and being anti social well look at you, take a look in the mirror you dipshit small cocked internet hero's. kys

>>16652909
>I'd get shitfaced with falcunt looks like a fucking normal guy to have a conversation with

translation:
>i'm lonely and have no friends

>>16652938
Yeah an act of social interaction totally implies that doesn't it you poof

>>16652944
fuckin right on cunt

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>>16652322
>>16652893
>>16652901
>>16652909
>>16652934
>>16652938
>>16652944
>>16652953
these cunts

>>16652858
Someones gonna get raped and mugged

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Finally figured out what was bugging me.

I just realised that Falcunt looks like Goldberg from Mighty Ducks

>>16653021
*high five*

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>>16653021
he actually looks like a bigger version of brad pitt

>>16653062
Not even close, Falcunt.

>>16652934
OK falcunt

>>16651024
mate bought a magna last night for $400, thing is such a pile of shit and hes done more damage to it already

Spent all night talking to the ex gf, she just left her hubby, and it appears as tho she wants a piece of me.
Is it worth risking my currant gf, or dare I go for the magical threeway?

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MFW been asleep for 10 hours and I wake up and read this shit.

I may not have any real mates but those of u that are not jimmycords are alrite by me.

Least it's a bit cooler today
>>16652661
Rip
>>16652741
>>16652909
Based
Fucking lol
>>16652874
Cheers b/o/ther
>>16652934
Lol don't waste your time with them

Gonna go clean the Calais
>>16653021
Hahahahahah
>>16654272
3way

>>16655079
ahhh whatever ill be your mate if youwwant

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>>16655115
t. foreskin

>mfw mod banned all my trips
Welp

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>Not having a preggo monaro
what kind of aussie are y/o/u ?

>>16655308
Uggo, fuckin hamburger head


Night shift can suck the fat one, sick o this shit

>>16655343
yikes when it end?

>>16655308

>aussie
>Chevy badge
pick one, wanker

>>16655705
>itsajoke

>>16655828
You're a joke.

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>>16655987
Really

>>16652492
>89
got any pics of the grill?

>>16652238
A U S S I E
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>>16656063

>>16650655
Currently looking at a Holden Cruze. Two in fact. One's a 2010 model and the other a 2011 model. I like their design and the fact they have a 1.8L engine, the other has 1.4L Turbo.

They're at around $8500. Both manual (5 speed). Are they good? Does anyone have any experience with them?

>>16652741
my entire experience with Australia.
https://youtu.be/-R9cP1LcR3w?t=270

10/10 would watch a man dance across a bar with sparking shoes again and get threatened with murder.

aka

Interpretive Bantz

>>16654272
how to convince gf into threesome tho

>>16655349
i do 7 till 7

>>16656182
>cruze
no.

>>16656182
Utter garbage, avoid unless you like owning shitty cars on purpose.

god i was too young to enjoy this when it was on t.v.
he can teach us so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRCHBi0DRFg

Alrite boys guess my front suspension Knock

I reckon its the Sway bar links

>>16657388
er video?
pics?

upper ball joint

>>16657580
Oh whoops forgot id

Im falcunt but the upper balljoints are done and the lowers seem fine and allignment is fine, steering is fine it feels like Sway Bar rattle

>>16657586
then get underneath and check

>>16657601
I did ill check again.

Fucking hell this poor car gets assfucked by shit local pothole corrugated roads.

>>16652296
if you cant get hired as a commercial cleaner its your "winning" attitude...
and trust me on this: commercial cleaning is easy as shit. just repetitive as fuck.
>>16652492
put manual in cressida. just use supra gearbox
>>16652742
japanese volvo thats why unloved

>>16657616
drive slower, avoid speedbumps, etc

>>16657717
nah it seems like the exhaust from what i could see it was hitting the chassis rails

>>16657862
great excuse to take it off, hollow out the cats and replace rubbers

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Politics is so fucking dumb.

>>16657995
lol the local liberal guy is basing his entire campaign around meth.
he wants like 1000 more cops just to target meth.
pathetic,

>>16656182
a resounding no from me

>>16652858
>utorrent

the chick in the photo does porn, if you google for long enough you'll find her

>>16657995
Seems like a good reason to vote Labor.

>>16657868
already hollowed out the cats muh dood :3

>>16657586
Does it knock over bumps?, does it knock when you steer?, does it knock when you brake or accelerate?

Saying "car knock need help" isn't very helpful

>>16658428
only knocks when the cats move

They have mounts but i need to make brackets for the trans crossmember but the trans is coming out on friday anyway (still reverse dicky and 3rd crunchy)

>>16656182
>Holden Cruze
I only ever see these as fleet vehicles or driven by old women. There is no reason to want one unless you just don't give a shit about cars.

>>16658436
sounds like you might have metal chunks in there.
i've got similar, large piece of cat that wont break down i get like a metal rattle, shits me something chronic

>police developing cameras to detect fatigue in roadside stops
Oh boy another way to abuse us and dish out fines, calling it now

>>16658556
nah i can see it physically hitting the rails.

Lol

>>16658559
jokes on them ill just take the plane for long trips and backroads.

>>16658567
then get newer/stiffer rubbers, there dirt cheap any way

>>16658587
i would if my trans wasnt getting dropped in 4 days

>>16658559
as a shift worker i find this bullshit.
i leave my house at like 5.30am, and get home somwhere between 7.30 and 8pm.
how can i not be fatigued?
>>16658589
yeah but you'll still need them after that

>>16658559
that shit is so retarded, so you get pulled over for being sleepy, the copper gives you a fine, then what? does he make you have a nap on the side of the road or do you just fucking drive off which would make the whole thing pointless, i doubt it will happen

>>16658592
>does he make you have a nap on the side of the road
i have seen cops not fine people, but tell/ask them to cat nap for 20, their thought process being that if your tired enough you'll probs be out for an hour

Obviously you just need to stay wired as fuck on amphetamines whenever you're driving.

>>16658559
>fatigue cameras start being used
>all asian drivers get ticketed for looking like their falling asleep
>cameras get shut down for racism

>>16658595
thats way better than imposing fines, i hate to claim 'muh revenue raising' but legally telling people who are very very sleep deprived to take a nap is far better than lining the govt's pockets

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>>16658600
>i'm awake honest i am

>>16658620
Sir, why is your car so clean

>>16658607
a guy at my work is a real. . . .goody goody prick.
>driving to bunbury. 200mk south of perth
>see car sorta weaving in its own lane
>better call the cops, they must be drunk or on drugs.
>tails the car while waiting for cop car to arrive and pull them over.
>he also stops, tells the cops he has it all on film (dashcam)

turns the poor fuck had just landed in perth airport and was driving home after finishing his swing. they just told him to pull into the next rest bay, and snooze for a bit

>me, "your a meddling old prick"
>"but imagine what it COULD have been"

>>16658559
Best part is the entire system is based on pupil dilation which is known to not be even slightly accurate. It's just an easy way to increase ticketing revenue.

>>16658620
That's weird I don't think i've ever noticed a cat move it's eyeballs around like that.

Mine just moved its head entirely
>t. cat owner of 18 years

>>16658641
lmao retard
the eyes are human eyes generated with computer on the cat
>australian education
top bogan

>>16658658
?

if anything it shows the detail in that special effect is good

>>16658559
I'd be fine if their was a surefire way to detect people on the verge of microsleep but it's a pretty shitty system so far. Microsleeps are fucking deadly and deceptive as fuck.

>new to driving
>caught up with an old school mate in the city and crashed at his house for the week
>last night there, didn't hit the piss or drugs, but for some reason stayed up till 4am watching south park reruns
>got maybe 2 hours sleep before leaving in the morning
>43c day
>shitbox has no aircon
>4 hours into trip can feel eyelids getting heavy, think, nah cunt I can do this
>next moment I wake up driving on the wrong side of the highway on top of a giant hill and was just on the verge of going off the road

Horrible feeling knowing you could have killed some cunt if they happened to be in your way, let alone killing yourself if you had slept an extra second or 2.

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>>16658629
Oh geezus, coworker driving stories?

>Work with an older fella, he's actually a super nice guy, really down to earth
>Did about 20 years in the military, got pretty high in the ranks before quitting
>One issue
>He has ridiculous road rage problems
>So one day, we're on a drive to another work site, it's my first time working on a remote site with him
>As soon as we get on the highway, it's prick this, dumb cunt that, stupid fuck there, etc
>Car merges into his lane with a fair bit of space to spare, in front of us
>He flips and yells at them, was afraid he was gonna stop the car and punch on with them
>Every Asian driver is a "dumb slut" and "loose cunt"
>Rages at people speeding when he's 5 over the limit himself
>Runs orange lights and then flips his shit at people who don't stop when the orange has only been up for half a second
>Rolls down his window and screams his head off at people who park in the private access road at work

I like the guy, but jeezus christ almighty he's got some issues on the road.

>>16658590
>yeah but you'll still need them after that
Yeah ill fab some mounts i already got some semi made i was gonna use for a cooler but now i dont need them

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anyone know what type of MOMO this is?

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>>16658778
what car?

>>16658781
EG civic i found on gumtree,
i like the wheel but i cant find it

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>>16658782
Doesnt look too horrible you got a Link?

>>16658787
yeah borr

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/balga/cars-vans-utes/1994-eg-civic-b18c-lsd/1138346202

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>>16658789
>those background cars

>>16658793
i found it,
https://www.amazon.com/Momo-R1909_33S-Suede-Steering-Wheel/dp/B00067XI9C

exept thats suede not whatever the one is the pic is,

dude must love his hondas

>>16658795
my stock airbag wheel is good enough, wish i could get a smaller one but i cant.

>>16658796
didnt some EGs come with a non airbag wheel?

>>16658799
nah im falcunt and i was talking about my calais

cbf tripping

https://youtu.be/6bFF37Nn4-c

>>16658803
pretty sure youre the cunt i was talking to about insurance the other day (crashed r33), yeah nah decided ill wait a year so the insurance drops before i buy a turbo car if you wondered

what type of calais?

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>>16658808
>what type of calais?
ls1 manual 226rwkw

>Diff fucked
>Gearbox 3rd and reverse fucked
Gonna get it fixed next week

>>16658810
ah fuck i meant 235rwkw

also tonnes of other issues i cbf getting into.

Pretty funny though its such a stupid but fun car

>>16658810
yeah some dude recomended i get a vx? calais but in auto, but again im a p plater so no insurance until a years time

looks pretty nice, if they made them in wagons id def buy one.

>235rwkw

how much do those things make stock?

>>16658821
yeah it fucking rips if it wasnt for the stock 3.08 diff

Was LSD from factory now its shat itself and its a open pegger lol

>>16658822
i bet it goes through a fuck load of fuel, my dads WX ls1 stato goes through fuel like theres no tomorrow and thats stock

>>16650904
380 is the better option. They are very good value.

>>16658827
nah its pretty good if i cruise

since the new tune its getting 20l per 100km on average though i gotta ease up :p

>>16652750
well im not, far from it. just talk like one

i would get a skidline or other import but insurance fucks me as im only a p plater (which im allowed to own in tas) but insurance fucks me for the first year.

>>16658850
yeah theres one for 3.5k for a car that makes roughly the same area as a stock 32 thats pretty good.

im only considering a civic because parts are so cheap and the aftermarket is huge

>>16658858

>the new tune its getting 20l per 100km on average

fuck me i thought getting 15l per 100km from an xr turbo was thirsty, that being said it is a v8

>>16658873
hes joking, for fuck sakes. maybe if you rape it or drive uphill all day you'll get 20l/ 100km in an ls1.

MAFless tune will sort you out.

>>16650655
My VY is really overdue for an oil change.
What brand oil should I use? Synthetic?
Ryco filters are pretty good yeah?

>>16658895
15-40 penrite is good

>>16658902
The manual recommends 10W/30. Shouldn't I stick to that?

>>16658911
WELL FUCKING WHAT MATE IF YOU DIDNT WANT HIS ADVICE WHYD YOU FUCKING ASK FOR IT CUNT, ITS JUST FUCKING OIL JUST CHUCK THE CUNT IN FOR FLYING SAKE CUNT STICK YOUR SHITTY OUTDATED MANUAL UP YOUR ASS AND USE THE OIL THAT CUNT SAID BECAUSE YOUR AGED MOTOR COULD PROBABLY USE A THICKER OIL TO STOP THE CUNT LEAKING LIKE A COLOSTOMY BAG

CUNT

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>>16658911
don't push this guy cunt
>>16658958

>discord link is gone
lmao what happened

>>16658977
Invite link expired.

>>16658978
thank god that happened
must filter the autists huh

>>16658983
It's pretty chill on there desu. Considering the 200 post autism fest of the other thread, it's much better.

>>16658990
dont bait them

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Have any of you had a campervan? or know of mates who had em?

Did you use it specifically for travel or did you live out of it? Thinking about having one for travelling the coast

>>16659096
doctor friend of the senpai has a old vw van like in that pic but not kitted out for camping.

Its cute but a bit small.

my dad had one back in the day and he said it had no go and a bit small inside if your a bigger bloke (tall or wide or both) and he was pretty small

>>16658977
Was deleted by mod as spam.

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>Look up prices to rebuild t56 in US
>oh man $1500aud all up is too expensive according to yanks
>look up prices in AUS
>WE'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD $4000+ DOLLARYDOOS

ffs i could import a recond box for half that

What the fuck?

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>>16659134

>>16659139
Oh well warranty runs out in a month or so that will force my hand.

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>>16659139

Fuuuuck

>$9k for this

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/secret-harbour/cars-vans-utes/2002-holden-berlina-sedan-ls1-manual-cammed/1126606066

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100% humidity bumpo.

At least we're back to normal.

>>16659824
Perthfag?

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>>16659932
Falcunt fag

>>16659951
Go to bed

Is it still 55 degrees?

>>16659989
Nah 27 too humid to sleep

>>16659096
ive seen a guy on youtube who modified a ford escort panel van into a camper. shit was cramped but comfy, a kombi should have enough room for one

ive had friends who have camped in their station wagon no problems too

Damn this thread died bugga

So wet atm

>>16661494
>So wet atm
ughhh me too :p

The mighty RB20 is blowing a little oil smoke. She's done her service but I'm deciding what to do next.

Current front runner is throw in a RB25 neo, just resealed and gasketed and run it at 280-300rwkw at least until the E30 is done.
Then potential big power build.

Should be fun enough I guess.

Goal for the car is to eventually do a VK56 conversion with ITBs out the bonnet

>>16661494
Everyone went to discord and stopped posting here. or falcunt died.

>>16662443
>>16662443
He'll be back, he's probably shitting up the rest of /o/ with his 'pearls of wisdom'.

>>16662577
The thing that annoys me most about him is that he knows absolutely nothing yet trumpets shit constantly.
Hopefully one day he starts to educate himself and can actually contribute

>>16652858
wasnt this girl one of the tripfag's gfs way back?

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>>16662591
Lol says you i dont profess to know anything nor do i care if i look like a tard to a bunch of shitposters ill never meet because their too pussy to come be friendly.

As a change of pace anyone else seen this?


http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/black-as/IP1420D001S00#playing

>>16662796
You consistently give out wrong advice to people while turning around and saying that you know nothing, doing the wrong things to your own cars, treating them very poorly and then complaining that they are broken.

Says me?
You wouldn't be able to do a quarter of the things that I do to my cars.
You wouldn't be able to even do the most basic thing of all, which is take actual care of them.

If you have even one spec of sense left in you, go and learn how to actually take care of your things, and then maybe you will have some good advice to give to people.

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>>16662946
Yes dad

Gosh chill out we all do stuff slightly different I can't learn 1118383828 things that quick

>>16662967
It's been like 5 years. It's not difficult to figure out a couple things in 5 years.

>>16662997
I couldn't drive manual 5 cars ago at least road cars.

Chill

>>16662997
No point responding to him man, he's not gonna change any time soon.

He's a never-ending circle of shit, it's easier just to not get sucked into it than to present logic and good advice because he'll never take it.

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>>16663052
/dat/ projection

If you lot hate me so much piss off somewhere else and leave me in peace.

You dont speak for the entirety of the board or even this thread.

Chill out ffs.

>>16663133
We used to have good informative threads where people came to learn. Now it's majority shit flinging and whingeing from you.
I'm not sure when you'll get the message, or whether you're doing it on purpose to try and bring us down to your level. But it's worn thin for everyone. But I've been here for 8 years I think and now it's just out of hand.

For the sake of everyone, sort yourself out.

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>>16663208
Oh boy here we go.

You know what? I am not gonna let you lot ruin another thread.

The next time you want to bait me into one of your doctor phil sessions ill just hide you.

Thankyou 4chan x!

got a coffee and catch up with the ex gf moro.
all i can keep thinking is "dont have sex with her, dont have sex with. be nice, polite and dont have sex with her"

>>16663236
>having sex
Lol

>>16663247
yeah i have a long history with her.
its like animal magnetism. i've only ever NOT had sex with her once, when we see each other obvs, in the last 10 years

>>16663269
oh thats right its normieday (valentines)

glhf

>>16663302
i've been on 4chan longer than i've been having sex.
its not my fault you cant get any.
BUT as its v-day maybe you should hit the pub or something, there is usually a lot of desperate people about

>>16663324
$10 lunches at the diggers fuck yeah.
also you cant afford to have standards

>>16663319
Lol i dont really have an excuse come to think of it.

>>16663345
Lol i have standards its just they are really low.

Guess i should get out moar.

>>16663357
good standards to have.
and yeah probs

>>16662443
>Everyone went to discord
And now the shitposting here has stopped, just shows who were the real shitposters

>>16663473
>meanwhile last thread falcunt and other autists had a pissing match

all thats left on /dat/ is falcunt and autism

>>16663502
you mean
>falcunt
>those who hate falcunt

>>16663510
pretty much

>>16663133
I can vouch for the fact that he speaks for the entirety of the thread
>>16663236
Why would you go and see her on vday if you already have a gf? Does it not seem obvious that she just wants the d?

Wanting to get a turbo coupe, thinking of getting a starion. worth spending any money on at all, or is it just gotta shit itself and not work.

>>16663558
nowhere does he mention already having a gf.

>>16663576
Starion, being as old as it is might have a few problems and replacement bits are probably going to be expensive. The aftermarket isn't very large either. Starions are pretty cool, but they're probably a bit fussy compared to something like an s13/4/5 or r32/3/4 or even an mr2 or something

>>16663558
no, im seeing the ex tomorrow.
well she just left her fiance'
we always get along really well, sex or no.
pretty sure needs a friend, and some affection
>>16663585
i do

>>16663586
>ex gf gets dumped by her fiancee
>needs affection
>knows she can get anon to come give her affection because hes a pussy beta
why are you crawling back to her you idiot

>>16663585
He posted about this yesterday
>>16663591
Maybe not a great choice of day
DONT SEX HER

>>16663591
>no, im seeing the ex tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08alW4Z9hEc

>>16663590
yeah I was also looking at an mr2, always liked them.
most s13/14/15 are a bit out of my desired price range, was looking at spending about 5-6k max.
I know there are a few r33 gts-ts in that price range though.

>>16663608
5-6k isn't going to get you a turbo coupe in good condition.

>>16663595
she left him, as he was sleeping around.
came home, with their young son, do him plowing some chick on the couch.
im not going anywhere mate o
>>16663598
the gf knows i keep in contact with her, although im not telling her about coffee lol.

>"be nice, polite and don't have sex with her"
might try wrangle for the mystical threeway

>>16663615
I'm aware of that and I wasn't expecting it to either.

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>>16663622
>the gf knows i keep in contact with her, although im not telling her about coffee lol.

I hope you're ready for the end, because this is how it happens.

>>16663622
>might try wrangle for the mystical threeway
I take you've discussed it with her before? Doubt she would let it happen with an ex because jealousy and shit.

>>16663622
>threeway
So you want to plow her right as she's dropped out of a serious long term relo? You're obviously still attracted to her, don't be a cunt to your now gf

>>16663622
this is gonna end badly for you.
keep us updated.

>>16663634
communication is the key to a good relationship. so they say
>>16663630
"hay babe guess who i ran into today"
>>16663638
im not going to bang her, i hope
>"be nice, polite and don't have sex with her"
but IF i can get the threeway, i mean i have to at least try.
>>16663640
;)

>>16663663
>"hay babe guess who i ran into today"
How to start an argument

>>16663663
>communication is key
>hey babe I'm lying to you

>>16663668
what kind of people have you been with.
"i bumped into anon today"
"you fuckin scumbag, you love them dont you"
is not usually how our conversations go

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>tfw no gf

>>16663576
Starions have crippling wiring problems that if not corrected will burn the car down. Minimum if you buy one go through every connection and make sure it's connected properly. Grounds too.
Aside from that, once you sort them out they're decent cars. Not particularly fast, but they are rare these days, look cool, and they have pop up lights.

>>16663698
If it's so innocent then why are you keeping the coffee with your ex gf secret?

>>16663622
>>16663663
>the gf knows i keep in contact with her, although im not telling her about coffee lol.
>"hay babe guess who i ran into today"
get ready for keks lads.

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Oh hay guys what did i....

Nope

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Well cunts. A bike rider full slammed into my car while i sat in my driveway waiting to turn onto the road...

Any cost estimate for a panel beater?

>>16664177
Why the fuck isn't the bike paying for this?

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>>16664197
>cyclists ever accepting they're in the wrong

i've got a better chance of fucking a model than a cyclist ever getting in trouble for being in the wrong.

>>16664197
The cyclist turned out to actually be my Sergeant and i dont feel like being a jack cunt seeing as he properly fucked himself up

>>16664218
my mum reversed into my car and fucked my bumper and she paid for it, stop being a poof

>>16664249
>shitcunt detected

>>16664218
>getting cucked by your boss
i bet you let him drive your car too

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>>16664218
>>16664252
Better than being a pussy.

>>16662234
rip
ive heard the rb20 is just as thirsty as the rb25

>take grill out on a date
>pull up to her house
>she comes out, we talk for a while
>i get in the car
>shit happens as she sits in the car
>she bangs her head on the door frame
>i told her she's fine, but she's bitching
>turns out shes bleeding and it required 2 staples
>she hit the side of her head on the cars a frame or gutter, cant tell
this is becoming hilarious

>>16664274
>>16664261
Are you guys actually retarded or are you unemployed and have no friends?

>>16664312
all i get from this is the valiant is a chunk of shit

>she sits in car
>seat breaks because valiant
>she hits her head on sharp and unrefined metal of the valiant

maybe date a guy? he'll probably tug you off while you endlessly crank the engine to make it start

>>16662796
> too pussy to come be friendly
> gives a fake address or doesn't show every time
Lmao

>>16664279
F
Hope the RB25 will do you good until the VK.

>>16664325
>irrelevant insult instead of providing a counter argument

Nice :)

I have a job and a few mates and I assume you do too. But if some cunt does something wrong, I call them on it instead of pussing out.

>>16664331
>continuing to believe valanons stories
he's a social retard, theres no way he's pulling tinder dates this often

>>16664350
>theres no way he's pulling tinder dates this often
uggos

>>16664338
Meant for
>>16662234

Phone posting etc...

what the fuck are even skyline prices

>r32 GTR $56000
>r33 GTR $24000

either the 33s are dog shit or the US cunts have fucked all the aus prices by willing to pay extremely over inflated prices for cars that they couldn't own

>>16664312
is tindr really this easy?

>>16664503
>>16664354
if you're a 5/10 its really easy to pull bitches that are below this. just bee yourself :)

>>16664479
Its the americans, when they are allowed to drive them its all going to shit

>>16664218
>being this beta

>>16664532
the 34 GTRS are already over 100k, fuck imagine when they become 25 years old.

for the money there are plenty of cars available to the yanks for far less money that make more power and handle better, i will never understand

>>16664549
They are iconic cars and burgers will pay for that, like how a supra mk4 will run 60k+

>>16664479
I'm glad I got my R33 for a MERE 20k, I paid for one in good condition,
The price going up 4k in two years is crazy.

Am i the only one who considers the 350z/370z attractive? Whats so bad about them?

people are bitching how the 370z is still going and the sales are shit, but why is this?

>>16664568
yeah i only ever see NA auto ones for sale now

>>16664569
yeah lucky, its insane as soon as it hits 25 years (2018?) the price will rise to 30k at least

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>>16664595
>people are bitching how the 370z is still going and the sales are shit,

yeah because the price was too expensive compared to the BRZ so the competition fucked the 370Z's sales

i think they look cool, i just prefer boost over a v6

>>16664630
the BRZ is a 4 cylinder na tho, the main advantage of the 370z is the v6 turbo and it had way more hp

>>16664274
this is some creepy shit

>>16664595
i like 350z's, not so much the looks of the 370.
but a good one can still be dear.
>>16664630
apples and four cylinder oranges.
sure they both 2 door coupes, but thats about it for similarity

Why wasn't there Falcon coupe? The Commodores had the Monaro

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this place feels so empty without me

Gonna fart around tomorrow get the jeep on the road monday.

>>16664674
Has your Holdens gearbox got rekt yet?

>>16664677
I believe he bought one pre-rekt and spent money getting it put in.

>>16664680
Oh yeah, the dumb cunt bought a cheap second hand one right?

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>>16664673
whats this then?

>>16664685
I meant one made more recently, the old ones don't count.

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>>16664685
you autistic piece of shit, he was talking about BA falcoons being without a coupe

>>16664685
>tfw my uncle has one of these and a Torana

>>16664677
Nah only reverse fucked sometimes
>>16664680
This.

>>16664683
Yes but clutch is new

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is this the sexiest commodore rear end or what?

>>16664693
The back of the last Caprices and Statesmans are the best.

>>16664688
Minus the decal (just my opinion) that looks great.

>>16664688
why
why wasnt this made
this looks so much better than a monaro

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>>16664696
how long till they're affordable? i mean sub $10k anyway

>>16664693
no

>>16664701
get it when they are 15-18k.
even in a few years some cunt will want 10k for a smashed , thrashed, 500 thou k example.
cose its 'rare'

>>16664709
>one of the most common cars in the country
>rare
amazing how these people exist

>>16664712
i've already seen idiots selling ba falcons, with the 5speed, claiming "rare and in the very rare manual"

>>16664709
>go on gummie
>my car is a little rare but is no unicorn
>engine wise its pretty rare though
>one result
>shit tier condition, seats ripped up, paint fucked, shitload of issues
>he wants $10,000 for it
>i paid less than $3000 for mine

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>>16664693
no

>>16664653
i didnt know the 370s were turboed, i was thinking of the 350s

>>16664653
also had a way bigger price tag, i was thinking of the 350Zs, that had the N/A motor (vg30?). at the time when they were made the only 2 door coupes were the mx5 and the rx8 maybe unless i forgot some others. now the competion is way more aggressive.

>sure they both 2 door coupes, but thats about it for similarity

yeah youve got a point, but think of the amount of middle aged people going through a mid life crisis who walk into a dealer and say they want a 'sports car' that dont care for the differences between the two and more about price

>>16664722
boring as fuck senpai

>>16664716
gumtree all over, right there.
i have had people offering me swaps, for a new tv, a smashed quad, a set of drift rims (that had been re-drilled), constantly "whats your lowest price"

>>16664694

>>16664694

>>16664694

NEW THREAD

>>16650891
if the sun came out for more than ten minutes at a time, victorians would realise how full of niggers their state has become

>>16664834
fucking raining here all day all cars stuck in mud only the tractor can get around