>want to be cool fast man >my car weighs a fucking ton

Get a better car?

>>16649633
A ton is light mang

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>>16649634
its a good car but the bmw memes are gonna catch up to it soon
>>16649637
its a lot more than a ton

wheres the island?

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>>16649633
>island

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>>16649670
pic related
>>16649677
It wasnt supposed to be this way!!

>>16649686
Just come to America (legally!) Nassaubro, we will embrace you with open arms and stopwatches.

>>16649686
aussie here there is tonnes of roads here but they are all assfucked.

just blew a ball joint.

>>16649835
I would but my parents said they wouldn't come with me and I dont intend on leaving them all alone

>>16649661
So 2 tons?

>>16649940
~3500 pounds

>>16649633
get a motorcycle

>>16649922
Bro, my father left his tiny village halfway across the world to come to America. He has only seen his family a handful of times since. You can afford to leave them and visit Nassau every once in a while.

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>>16649633
no excuses faggot

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My ride is 6000lbs.


And I still push it fast.


Eat shit.

>>16649686
Bahamas are cool though. They don't run an extortion racket seizing American boats for having guns on them for starters unlike fucking Mexico.