Why do modern Porsches look so bland? Back in the 80s each one

As Clarkson says: "Porsche has the laziest design team"

>>16647537
More like:
>924/944: looks like an RX7
>928: looks like an RX7
>911: looks like a 911

The 928 was kinda cool but pig fat. The 924 and 944 were worse than the turbo II, and the 911 turbo was worse than the FD

>>16647537
Becuase people kept buying the 911 over the 928, and absolutely HATED it when they tried something different with the 996.

>>16647537
Porsche has autism

>>16647537
>when it comes to handling and performance they are completely different from each other,
But the boxster and cayman are literally the same car

>>16647765
>muh clarkson

>>16648665
He's right though.

Porsches look like Beetles

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>>16648765
This.

kys nigger

>>16647537
from the front fender forward, they pretty much are the same car.

Porsche realized that it's a lot easier to develop a second model when it shares stuff with your other model.

911 looks tits. I don't mind. I can get a boxster and it like a 911, that's sweet

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I've never liked Porsche and I don't understand how anyone does. Every car they've ever made has looked exactly the same. I could probably tell the difference between a modern and a classic by how much chrome is on it and whether it's pigfat or skinny, but that's it.
I get that they control great and at some point had a good engine, but so do loads of other cars that look far better and come in a huge variety.

>>16648863
>Why do people like cars from an in incredibly diverse marque that's blessed with having the most consecutive and cumulative Le Mans victories

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You forgot about the half of the Porsche lineup that doesn't fit your narrative.

>>16649773
>911 with 4 doors
>911 with more fat

>>16647809
People kinda liked 996, they just bought the headlight kit that made it look 'normal' again. Then Porsche hit them with 997.

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>>16647537
Another Porsche-thread!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!!

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It's 2017!
Women like Porsche too!

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BROOM BROOM!
ME DRIVE TO THE MOUNTAINS N STUFF.

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Well, what can I say?
Boring people buying boring Golfs/Beetles.
Rich boring people buying Porsches.

>>16649773
They all look the fucking same it's unbelievable.
What bothers me most is, that Mclaren is doing the same bullshit.

>it's an "autist spams VW Beetle with Porsche front end" episode

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Sometimes they catch fire.

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>>16651940

>>16647537
You know the 911 really looks like a beetle from that angle

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Old beetles.
So sweet.:-)

>>16649773
Please tell me that's a fucking joke and you're not actually this stupid and/or blind.