What should you always have with you in the car? -Glass breaker/seatbelt

>first aid kit

Useless weight. Gorilla tape and superglue will suffice.

I usually carry

Blankets
Axe
Cast iron pan
Ranch dressing
A bit of dry firewood
Misc fluids
A few spare parts
A decent set of tools

>>16642752
>first aid is useless
>camping supplies are useful

>>16642612
High visibility vest, and if you've got a bed a set of tie downs.

tow rope, booster cables, breathe mints

Warning triangle if you don't have one.
Heavy duty flashlight
Bic lighter

>>16642765
>>16642784
Fucking great advice.

>>16642752
>Axe
Just in case you need to smell like a middle school locker room?

FIRE EXTINGUISHER

>>16642784
>breathe mints
no food in my car
especially candy.

>>16642981
>breath mints
>candy

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Just had to go out to my Joop to double check what I have

>gallon of distilled water
>Jerrycan with 5 Gal of unleaded (refill every six months)
>Emergency kit (flares, reflecting vest, warning triangle, flashlight, jumper cables, first aid, etc.)
>American-made pocket knife
>box of matches
>bic lighter
>glass breaker
>tire pressure gauge
>blanket
>2 pairs of socks
>pair of work boots
>snickers

I guess all I'm missing is a fire extinguisher. Do I really need that, though?

> spare phone charger

aaaannd
That's it, because I don't run junk and I don't rescue maidens.

>>16643050
youre so cool

>>16643016
My colleague swerved for a moose, his car flipped and caught on fire. Had it not been for a passerby with a fire extinguisher he would be dead today.

>>16642612
tools

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>gun
>coolant
>serpentine belt
>factory jack wrench and spare
>a spare key tied somewhere obscure on the wiring harness
>roll of duct tape

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>>16643151
w-whats the duct tape for

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>>16643192
wrapping up leaking hose, taping up broken window, abductions

>>16642612
-hunting knife with glass breaker
-first aid kit
-surgery kit
-hand sweeper
-box of MRE
-foldable shovel
-bottle of Jägermeister
-field bed
-extra overalls
-oil, diesel, and washing fluid
-Oiler
-booster cables
-foldable chair
-Military signal beacon
-wrench keys set
-spare wheels (2x)
-extra light bulbs
-steel wire
-towing rope
-distilled water(5 litre minimum)
-two jacks
-battery operated welder
-towing eyes (not for me)
-and a fuck ton of panzer tape

that's about it, that's what I always have in my van, planning to buy AED

>>16643016
>>16643268
I think OP meant for a daily driver, not a M3 Bradley.

>>16643307
Anything can happen on the road, bb

>>16643307
I'm a daily driver, but you wouldn't believe the shit I've dealt with on the streets. from pulling a car that was already pulling a car. Wrecked car with unconscious driver inside in the middle of fucking nowhere.

not to mention your car dying in the said middle of nowhere. Extra points for losing parts of the van on the way.

plus the look on your doctor's face when he asks drunkenly you about who sewed injured hand, and you tell him that you, a fucking car mechanic, did

>>16643358
Where does the bottle of Jäger come in

>>16643379
For drinking when stuck in traffic, of course

>>16643379
for those special occasions when you need to either pass time, or dull the pain...
>>16643396
I did that only once, fell asleep behind the wheel, woke up and realized that I started drinking in a parking lot and then complained about the car in front of me not moving. Good times.

>>16642612
I carry a 2 sets of sockets, 3/8ths drive flex head ratchet, 1/2" drive 2' flex head ratchet, 5 quarts of oil, jb weld, 2 qt gear oil, a gallon of potable water, a 4lb sledge, a sawzall, gasket sealant/maker, 3 pairs of vice grips, 9mm wrench, trolley jack, 6x6x6 piece of wood, 18" pry bar, and a pair of knipex adjustable pliers.

Shitbox ready.

>safety/emergency equipment
Yeah nah, I'm not a soccer mom or a queer.

>pistol
>handcuffs
>rope
>duct tape
>bleach
>tarp
>shovel

>>16643435
>6x6x6 piece of wood
in your shitbox? where lol

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>>16643016
>American-made pocket knife

Swiss' does it better

>>16643268
I guess driving is so cheap in the US that carrying 100lbs of dead weight you rarely use doesn't matter whatsoever?

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>>16643524
Swiss knives are fine too, but I'm not talking about a multi-tool knife. Just a plain old pocket knife for self defense and general use

>>16643559
I don't consider it dead weight, but I see your point. I'd rather have it and not need it etc etc

>>16643559
Central Europe, 78 kilograms, its like driving with someone who might help you, and as I said, its a van, its made for lugging shit around

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>>16642612
if you live in a cold climate
>pic related
>heavy duty beanie
>quality winter gloves
>couple pairs of wool socks your grandma knitted

>>16643590
Canada?

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>>16643596
no

>>16643645
h-hi

>>16643559

That dead weight comes in handy when it's -35 and you're stuck somewhere 50 miles from cell phone reception.

>>16643596
>Canada
>beanie

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>>16643648
hallo

>>16643493
Trunk. Need a jackstand just in case I can't find a rock or a cinderblock.

>>16642612
Sounds like overkill.

I just carry one of these.

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>>16643731
Forgot pic.

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>>16643648
>>16643695
HI GUYS

>>16643731
>>16643734
What if your battery dies senpalo

>>16643050
This. Plus ccw.

Because I don't live in the middle of nowhere and am never more than a few miles from a Dunkin Donuts.

>>16643751
Car battery?

Portable jumpers like the one I posted can either jump it, or they can be used to start the car on their own.

>>16643799
Oh, that's pretty handy actually. Do you remember how much it cost you?

>>16643811
A bit less than $60.

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>>16643682
What are you implying?

>>16643818
Buy me one

>>16642612
Might as well have a jacket if you're going to have a blanket

>>16643847
>Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017LIE842/

>Reg Price: $69.99.
>Discounted price: $58 with code 3LBSLH4I

That's actually the one I have.

>>16642612
pry bar
spare set of scrubs
about a dozen tire repair methods including the slime
air compressor
breaker bar
dbpower battery cell w/ jumper cables
tent
12L water

>>16642752
>a first aid kit weighing in at 500g is """"useless weight""""
>let me just enumerate everything I carry in my car in case of an apocalypse
Fucking /o/, I swear.

911 button.

>>16643929
Wats that do

>>16643920
Needs more room for dry firewood.

Bottle of washer fluid
2 quarts of oil
Fire extinguisher
Jumper cables
Ice scraper
Army blanket
Spare change of clothes
Jerrycan of water
Spare bulbs
Road flares

>>16643821
It's called a toque you hoser

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>>16643936
calls a porsche to your help, what else

>>16642612
plant pot + dirt
redwood tree seed
rope
a lot of water

>>16642612
AAA membership and cell service...and a gun

The only thing I consistently move from my house to my car is my pistol. Everything else stays in the car

-Jumper cables
-Spare phone charger and a solar powered quick charger
-First aid backpack that includes needle and thread, duct tape, peroxide and rubbing alcohol, bandages, and over the counter pain meds.
-flashlight
-bag with shirt, jeans, and old shoes. Also a new toothbrush

I keep the overnight bag with clothes per advice of my brother. Never know when you're gonna need dry clothes

>>16643920
>>16643961

Sorry I enjoy activities in the mountains. Have fun playing video games.

>>16642612
>brush
>chapstick
>Gum
>tire pressure gauge
>glass breaker
>toolset
>assorted fluids
>portable jumper and cables
>warning triangle
>first aid
>ur mum Xddddd
surprised all this shit fits in my celica tbqhwyf

Torque wrench & Socket
Jumper Cables
Tire Pressure gauge
Air Compressor
Snacks (Fatass)

>>16642612
vice grips

>>16644229
all this deflection because of a first aid kit lol

Me.

>>16643561
>TFW pocket knife is illegal here in australia and i can be charged for having one in my car

i'm not shitposting

>>16644610
cuckstralia

>>16642612
Flashlight. Changing tires in the dark sucks.

>>16644610
That fucking blows. What do you carry for self defense?

>>16644742
Nothing. I literally got pulled over, car searched for drugs (i don't do drugs, its just because i was driving across state border) but they found my pocketknife and charged me for carrying a concealed weapon.

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>>16644745
Sorry, man. What do you drive?

>>16642612
>jumper cables
>jump-start battery pack
>flashlight
>radiator coolant
>duct tape
>first aid kit with CPR mask barrier
>Swiss army knife
>pocket knife with glass breaker
>several bottles of water
>several emergency ration bars

The bottle of coolant and duct tape actually has been used once. A hose leaked enough coolant one time to trip the sensor on my truck. I Pulled over, waited a few minutes, cleaned off the hose, and duct taped the living hell out of it. Poured in some more coolant and plodded home.

>>16642612
I just keep my entire camping backpack in my trunk (pad, sleeping bag, tent, some food, other normal camping stuff). It's definitely not necessary, but if I ever get stuck in the middle of nowhere or I get stuck at work for a few days because of a blizzard, it's nice to have all that stuff. In the back I have a thick water resistant jacket if I have to get out while it's snowing, another rain jacket, some gloves, a few hadn tools, ice scraper/brush, and in the glove compartment I keep some de-icer, a mylar blanket, a window punch, and of course the owner's manual.

90% of that isn't necessary; all you need are things like a scraper, blanket, jacket and gloves, jumper cables, and maybe a little water/food/first aid. I live in a small town and drive long distances across remote areas during pretty much any weather year round, so it's nice to know I could shelter in my car for a couple days if it came to it, which is highly unlikely.

>>16642612
>Glass breaker
Hammer
>Seatbealt cutter
Knife is on me at all times
>First aid
Minor kit in the trunk, unless I'm going on a long drive
>Fire extinguisher
No, because reasons
>Window scraper
Knife when needed, but not often
>Blanket
One for me and one for the dog.

>Other
Bluetooth OBD adapter / charger for tablet & phone / $100 cash just in case.

Long trips add:
- Metric & SAE socket set
- Floor jack
- 2 jack stands
- Air compressor
- Torque wrench
- Breaker bar
- Set of metric & SAE end and allen wrenches

If I'm going to be driving ~6,000 miles, I'm going to be ready for it.

Had a coil pack go bad on me in BFE Utah last year. Was able to re-seat it and get the car to limp along to the nearest town, where I had a replacement overnighted to me.

>>16642612
>spare wheel
>aux cable
>jumper cables
>gopro
>extinguisher
>basic tools
>napkins
>condoms
>way to measure time
>gloves

>first aid kit
>fold out table
>portable lighting unit
>fire extinguisher, full size
>bucket
>toolbox
>rope
>duct tape
>chloroform
>old rags
>gloves
>latex gloves
>matches
>firewood
>axe
>small derringer
>wonder 9
>.44 magnum handgun
>pump shotgun
>SBAR with 12x scope, 4x30 angled sight as backup on right and eotech angled sight as backup on left
>.338LM scout rifle with AR15 irons
>ruger mkiii
>2000 rounds of ammo
>fold out table
>surgical kit
>anasthetic in gassious form
>hammer
>sledgehammer
>6 car jacks
>3 spare wheels on bbs rims
>shovel
>5x5 stack of bricks
>cement mixer
>oil drum filled with diesel
>portapoo
>laxatives
>jumper cables
>1 backup tank battery
>gasoline electric generator
>folding lawn chair
>fold away lawn mower
>hotplate
>pots, pans
>spork
>30 cans of spam
>laptop
>razer gaming mouse
>mechanical keyboard on cherry blues tenkeyless
>bolt on trailer hitch
>LS1
>can't really tell you about this one
>nicotine base
>Eliquid base fluid
>an RDA, RTA
>mech mod
>6 spare batteries
>case including rebuilding and rewicking tools and flavor liquids
>2 different fedoras
>beard wax
>renault twingo
>newspapers from 1990 to predict future
>usb drive with ubuntu installed on it

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>>16642612
>What are some things you guys keep in your car that's not a first aid kit.

Rubber floor mats because easy to vacuum or spray clean & can't hold mold/germs like carpets do.

TRUNK:
Rubber trunk floor mat
OEM cargo net

TRUNK ORGANIZER CONTAINER: manual air pump, turtle wax ICE detailer, windex, bounty papertowels, blue shop towel roll, car duster, full first aid kit box (can float too), touch up paint, 3x 39gal trash bags, 3x 13gal white trash bags, 4x microfiber towels, full fuse kit, 3 bungee cords, generic toolset).
OEM tire leak sealant, oem 12v compressor.
Cardboard boxes.
Duct Tape.
Zip Ties (8",4")

INTERIOR (rear passenger footwell):
Small trashcan with liner bag.
Dash camera 1080p.
2x 16oz bottled water
Fancy organizer box: bounty roll, wet wipes package, low lint plush toilet paper roll (blow nose), 2x microfiber, one waffleweave microfiber).
State, City, & bike/hiking trail maps

INTERIOR (glove compartment):
red mesh zip pouch: driver manual, registration,license platephoto,insurance card).
blue mesh zip pouch: (notepads,pens, pencil).
driving gloves, 120 lumen LED flashlight

CONSOLE:
800 lumen LED flashlight
mileage record book
misc.

HIDDEN:
Spare wallet $200 cash, variety bills.photocopy driver license.
Container $7 coins (quarters, dimes, nickels).
Swiss army knife.
Paper with various HOA gate codes, phonenumbers in case i forget or lose cell,AAA member number & phone #.

NOTES:
Hefty trash bag good for impromptu park meeting or picnic takeout, and if you poke hole for head, it is pseudo raincoat too. I have always had a small trash container by habit since my home state had a trashbag/container law for all cars due to everyone tossing trash on hiways. I use wipes a lot for face oil or dirty hands. Plush toilet paper is my favorite for blowing nose and I use the low-lint Members Mark brand from Sam's Club since they are 4.25 x 4 inch sheets and not tiny soakthru sheets of other brands.

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>>16642612
>first aid kit
>1L of water
>spare wheel
>rubber floormats
>engine oil
>20L fuel canister (Bundeswehr type) pic related
>snorkle for fuel canister pic related
>window scraper
>toolbox
>knifes
>car cleaning material
>WD-40
>duct tape
>Iodine (I live near a unsafe nuklear power plant)
>air pump
>eurobeat CD
>jack
>jackstands
>small flashlight for repairs
>strong head type flashlight


WIth this stuff I am alway able to drive at least 500km in the case of a emergency, wich is more than likely since I live near Tihange powerplant.

>>16645447
You're gonna use a fucking knife to scrape frost off your windows? Mmkay bud

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For us Americans who can no longer buy normal gas cans new anymore and are forced to deal with ones that're like pulling back a foreskin to open 'em, buy a VP 5 gallon jug. It's about $33 accounting for the fact that you have to buy the nozzle, but it's the best thing on Earth.

I had TWO of those terrible gas cans. Eventually I replaced the first one with one that was lever actuated and actually fit in a filler neck without assistance and its valve started leaking after about a year.

If I had bought one of these, I'd still be using it a decade later and would've spent about the same.

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And Rugg makes THE BEST damn trunk shovels and snow brushes.

The brushes K-Marts sell and the Black & Decker compact shovels Family Dollar sells are good alternatives if you can't get 'em.

But, Rugg, man. Not only are they well designed, well built, and cheaper than their competition, they're made with IMPROVED PRIDE. American made out of American materials.

>>16645504
>first aid kit

Useless weight.

>>16645887
Why scrape? you start the car, turn on the heating and turn on all the lights, get the sweeper, start sweeping the car.
by the time you are done, the frost is gone, and you can drive. if its not, scraping will not help as you have to have completely clean car anyway.


(Starting 2017 its illegal in our country (Czech) to have ANY snow on the car, fines are up to 100 usd)

>>16642612
>first aid kit
>fire extinguisher
>yellow safety jacket and red triangle (mandatory here, thanks nanny state)
>window scraper
>regular blanket
>survival blanket (the ones that look like tinfoil and keeps you warm even under freezing temperatures)
>emergency crossdressing kit
>jack and replacement wheel
>maps of the area
>a full bottle of water
>small bag of cutlery for the saturdays spend on the road with lunch in a box

>>16642942

Underrated

Americans are very autistic

>Machete
>Bat
>Jack
>That triangle thingy
>Set of tools

>>16646355
No u

>>16646383
>bat

That's a deadly weapon, son

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>>16642752
>Gorilla tape and superglue will suffice

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>>16642612
-whiskey
-condoms
-gas money
-jump leads

>>16642612
just a regular 'ol Plumbus

a rolling pin

>>16645796
>state law to have a trash bag in your car

what fucking hellhole is that?

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>shitty UltraFire XML-T6 flashlight with bad batteries
>shitty Buck Knife ripoff, almost always have some CRKT knife anyway
>FM Transmitter
>micro usb cable
>phone mount for Waze
>ice scraper
>Spare coolant, oil, and wiper fluid
>back pack with water, some cloths, and various tools
>bunch of other garbage I keep in my trunk for no reason at all
>microfiber towels

>>16647283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXbI_iIE_o

>>16646297
Doesn't work in colder climates. Former delivery driver Swedecuck here, I drove a box van. Brushing snow off is a 30 sec job, there's no way you have time to let the air condition defrost your windows. I've had days were the snow has melted on the windscreen and then frozen again over night leaving a coat of ice twice as thick as the glass itself.

>>16647283
You know you're a legit alcoholic when you consider hard liquor part of your EDC.

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>>16647410
>you're a legit alcoholic
don't judge me faggot, you have no idea

>>16645504
How would I carry a Twingo in my Twingo?

>>16647525
With a trailer obviously...

>>16645447
>metric & SAE
Christ, stop buying domestic made trash.

>>16645846
>nuclear power """"unsafe""""
>what a faggot but ill google it
>stupid belgians built a nuclear plant in a residential neighborhood
Top kek.

>>16642612
Simple tools plyers screw drivers maybe a hammer stuff like that

>>16645910
>worn aesbestos tiles
>grimey everything
This pic makes me want to shower. The commercial door gives me some hope this isnt actually your kitchen...

>>16647634
It is not unsafe because it is nuclear, it is unsafe because it has cracks in the reactor core, wich are up to 30cm long.
And pretty much every month something goes wrong in Doel or Tihange, last time it was a explosion in the non nuclear part.

>>16647664
Oh yeah i read about it. In the US we try to at least put those things a bit out of the way, but i guess in a nation so small...

What i think is in mine

>Blankets
>jug of oil
>jug of windshield washer
>a flashlight
>screwdriver
>multitool
>pliers
>flat spare tire
>small jack
>Ice scraper
>gloves
>jumper cables
>a pair of boots
>phone charger
>spare headlight

I didnt realize i had so much shit in the trunk and glovebox damn

Spare black ice trees

>>16647684
This area is basicly the most populated one in all of europe.
Pretty much everyone around these powerplants want them to shut down.

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>warning triangle
>wrench for lugnuts
>floorjack
>fire extinguisher
>spare wheel
>warm gloves
>warm hat
>high visibility jacket
>led flashlight
>window scraper
>first aid kit
>thingamabobs to stop car from moving when changing tire, dont know what theyre called in english, 4 of them for 2 wheels
>cloth shopping bags

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>>16647307
>state law to have a trash bag in your car
>what fucking hellhole is that?

How dare they have such a law! The earth is my trashcan. Many years ago, Arizona had a litterbag law but it was repealed by the republicans during a deregulation phase of many laws. You can still report litterers at:

http://donttrashaz.com/highway-littering/report-a-violation/


Similarly, if you were familiar with previous Washington State litter laws and fines, you would have noticed that one of the more controversial laws is no longer listed in the fines chart. The $95 fine for failing to have a litterbag in your vehicle or watercraft (RCW 70.93.100) was effectively repealed in July of 2003. While there are many arguments that may have factored into its repeal, one of the more influential of these came from members of law enforcement. Some officers argued that there were several technicalities in the way the law was written that made it extremely unpopular to enforce.

The way the law was written made the offense a misdemeanor, REQUIRING a court appearance instead of just a citation. Secondly, patrol officers felt that if a person was not littering, they were meeting the intent of the law whether or not they had a litterbag. Due to these concerns, during the 2003 Legislative session, the fines for littering were increased to a sliding scale starting at $1000, and the litterbag law was repealed as a compromise with law enforcement.

>>16647961
Don't reply to me

>>16648018
I reply to you!

>>16642612

Extra crack, heroine, cocaine and pot.
A pistol in the glow compartment, shotgun and assault type weapon in the trunk.
Chainsaw.
Tarp.
8mil garbage bags.
Baseball bat.
Baseball and glove.
Gallon of water.

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>>16643268
3 x M67 fragmentation grenades
1 x M249 light machine gun

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>>16645504
Don't forget the M777 howitzer in tow.
Duh.

>>16648067
>that filename

And all of you stupid cunts forgot Vaseline.

>>16648100
I´m not gay and I don´t drive a rotary, why should I carry Vaseline?

>>16648018
If you don't want answers,
Then you shouldn't post questions.

>>16642784
This right here is a man who knows how to get laid

>>16645796
Jesus Christ anon

>>16642612
>Bottle of water, maybe two
>Energy drink for long drives
>Emergency food in case of distracting hunger
>Rubbish bags
>Plastic bags, because everywhere charges for them now
>Multitool/penknife
>Jack/wheel brace/spare wheel
>Baby wipes
> Spare footwear if on longer trips

On top of that, I carry about 30lb of crap, including spare work gloves, a box I really should secure to something, and occasionally my high-vis vest and jacket for work if I forgot to remove them.

>>16643379
Emergency antiseptic. It's not good for much else, considering the foul taste.

Only the stuff I might need in a pinch. I live in a small country and it's pretty much impossible to get more than an hour of walking away from shelter.

>jumper cables because my battery used to suck until I recently replaced it (luckily my car is small and light enough that I can push start it on my own in a pinch)
>duct tape because some parts of the interior use it for structural integrity
>spare tire
>subscription for roadside assistance
>some candy and mints
>phone charger

If I go on long trips I make sure I'm better prepared obviously.

>2 jerry cans
>first aid kit
>2 gallons of water
>.22 rifle with 5 boxes of ammo (I hunt niggers in my spare time)
>baseball bat (to beat the shit out of insurance fraud jews)
>some power tools with extra batteries
>extra bottle of antifreeze (where I live it gets cold as all motherfuck)
>extra oil
>spare tire (none of that donut shit it's a 5th that matches the rest on my truck)
>jackstands and a jack
>jumpstarter kit
>towing cables
>fishing poles
>pop up chair
>fuck tons of beef jerky
>blankets
>extra pair of clothes
I guess I could be considered a redneck, but when the fucking zombie apocalypse comes I'll be the one laughing.

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>>16648284
>This right here is a man who knows how to get laid

This book became famous when it appeared in a movie with John Cusack.

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>Jumper cables so i can be jumped or be a bro and help out
>Air compressor
>folding knife with glass breaker in my pocket

That's really all you need, unless your scotty kilmer and keep a shop in your trunk.

>not one single person has mentioned cable ties

Bus riders, the lot of you.

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>>16650064
>not one single person has mentioned cable ties
>Bus riders, the lot of you.

Not everyone uses the same names you do. This poster >>16645796 one did list zip ties and even specified the lengths of 8 inches and 4 inches. Those would be good to hang up tarps.

Zip ties are also non-harmful ways to show displeasure in the parking lot as seen in the picture.

>>16642612
A sack of weed, beef jerky and condoms

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I live in the city and rarely if ever go anywhere where I would be out of cell range, so I just carry one of these and a good strong LED flashlight. Getting a first aid kit shortly JIC.

>>16643268
autistic kek

>>16644229
>enjoys activities in the mountains
>doesn't like first aid kits
are you a sperg?

Thread already is past trolling so let's add to it

-Alibi
-Secondary phone for "business"
-Kilo of "the stuff"
-Fawty or really really old shitty revolver
-Backup in second seat in case the deal fucks up
-$5K Cash


Guess what car I drive

>>16645504
Don't forget the onahole and the latest J-List magazine.

>>16651105
petty but 10/10 would do it if I was frustrated enough

>>16645917
Nice turbo

>>16643731
hardly

>>16642762

>not always being ready to camp minus beer and steaks.

Umbrella, mints, Swiss army knife, bottle of water, spare change of clothes

>>16644229
> Because gorilla glue and tape is going to do great for literally any situation that requires packing gauze or a tourniquet

>>16651800
>spare change of clothes
After seeing that "Pooped in the Back Seat" thread, maybe having a change of underwear (and socks) hidden in the trunk is a good idea.

>>16642612

I've played pool on that table.
It's garbage. Never quite perfectly level.

>wind up record player
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FvsgGp8rSE

>Fold out table listed twice

It's like your trying to waste space and add extra weight

>>16653341
>It's garbage. Never quite perfectly level.
You forgot to turn the engine on. The self-leveling compressors need power. Also, without power, the airbag system won't fire when it detects that a cue ball is about to scratch.

I don't carry anything that didn't come from the factory.

I live in the city so i don't really have to worry about being stranded in the middle of nowhere.

>>16645504
No mechanical watch? How are you gonna tell the time?

I only wear emergency triangle and visibility vest. Here in Spain is compulsory to wear both.

lots of water
snacks
jumper cable, jack, window scraper, some tools
valium

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>>16642612
>What should you always have with you in the car?
-- Cellphone with fully working battery.
-- AAA membership card

I don't stop for people by the side of the road due to too many robberies. When people try to flag me down, I keep going. I call 911 since my car's phone is handsfree.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/17/a-good-samaritan-helped-two-teens-pull-an-suv-from-a-ditch-then-they-allegedly-killed-him/?utm_term=.e383a67f1fd6

THE WASHINGTON POST: A man stopped to help two teens pull an SUV from a ditch. Then, they allegedly robbed and then killed him with a gun.
By Lindsey Bever August 17, 2016

Authorities in South Carolina said two teenagers have been arrested on murder charges after one of them allegedly shot and killed Chadwick Garrett, 45, who had just helped them pull an SUV from a roadside ditch.

Michael Odell Anthony Dupree-Tyler, 19, and Deon Antonio Frasier, 17, were denied bond on Tuesday in the shooting incident, which occurred Monday night in North Charleston.

“During the investigation, it was learned that the victim was assisting two black males in pulling a Dodge Durango out of the ditch,” Pryor said in the statement, which was emailed to The Washington Post. “After the victim got the vehicle out of the ditch the two suspects then robbed and shot the victim.”

After the shooting, a woman from the apartment where the suspects live called police and said the two teens had taken her SUV without permission. She gave a description of the vehicle as well as of Dupree-Tyler and Frasier, according to documents cited by the Charleston Post and Courier.

Once the woman got the vehicle back, however, she tried — unsuccessfully — to call off the police response.

Officers found the suspects at the apartment. After a brief standoff, police took the teens into custody.

Moses Garrett said it pained him to see that the accused in his son’s killing were so young.

I carry these in my daily everywhere I go.
>Wool Socks
>Dust Mask
>Rain Coat
>Long Underwear
>Down Coat

>Goggles
>Extra socks
>Mittens/Gloves
>Russian Bomber Hat
>Gas Mask

>Dried food for emergencies
>Iodine Tablets
>Pump Water Purifier

>Gun
>Fire Starters – Matches, Magnifying Glass, >Magnesium, Flint and Steel
>Phillips and Standard screwdriver
>Adjustable Wrench
>Compass
>Axe
>2 – 3 gallon cooking pot
>First Aid Kit
>Book of Edible Plant Life
>Maps
>Collapsable Saw
>Crowbar
>Hunting Knife
>Crank Flashlight
>Can-opener
>Caribiner
>Needle and Thread
>Binoculars
>Leatherman
>Fishing Line and Hooks
>Small Radio
>Wool Blanket
>Boot Laces
>Harmonica
>Canteen for Water
>Canteen for Fuel
>Tarp
>Inflatable raft
>Military shovel
>Speargun
>Lifevest
>Grappling hook
>Boltcutters
>Bear pepper spray
>Paracord
>Rope
>Gasoline
>Signal mirror
>Flaregun
>Propanestove

>Rope
>Duct Tape
>Tarp
>Trash bags
>Gloves
>Cordless sawzall
>cordless grinder
>extra blades/cutoff disks
>Propane torch
>Propane/air kit (onboard air)
>Machete
>Axe
>slam fire 12Ga
>50x shells
>Arc lighter
>Mask
>Shovel
>50Ft chain

I have way more, but ehh, repetitive

>>16657363
It seems you have so much stuff that you should just let your garage shelves take care of some of the burdens of the non-car items. You should see your MPG improve.

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Acura
>Garage door opener
>Water bottle usually
>Skis and boots because I'm too lazy to bring them up to my apartment
>Sunglasses

Ferd
>Fire extinguisher-very important here
>Small craftsmen tool set-also very important here
>Miscellaneous tools in the tool box built into the side of the bed.
>Mexican blanket
>Ratchet straps
>1-3 cigars and plenty of ways to make fire

>>16642612
>What should you always have with you in the car?

Some people carry a lot of heavy non-car-related stuff with them everywhere. I don't know if that is because they don't trust that stuff to remain at home or because they actually use that stuff on the road.

>>16657293
>I carry these in my daily everywhere I go.
You seem ready to go camping and fishing for your next meal at any time other than staying in your car instead of a tent.

>water for myself
>lightning cable
>usb cig adapter

jumper cables are the only thing that would have ever helped me in 9yrs of driving. Anything else I might need, I'll carry on a "as needed" basis.

Having a phone pretty much defeats the point of carrying anything else, for me.

>>16642752
>Gorilla tape and superglue will suffice.
>no gorilla tape or superglue in the list

>>16658535
You never know when you're going to need to cut shit up or pull shit out of your way.

>>16662628
The way America seems to become more and more dangerous, it seems a CCW pistol and self-defense anti-mugging training is the desirable thing to have.

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>>16643268
>no kompot

why bother?

>>16664109
I more like having the portable grinder and cutting torch.
If I need to take down a gate, or remove a parking boot or something, I have more then enough to do it.

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>>16648057
>orange tip
Nice airshit, faggot.

>>16658547
>Garage door opener
With your car registration certificate, they have both your home address and a door key (garage door opener). It's a good thing that modern garage door openers shrunk in size to be like fobs since I carry it on me instead of leaving it in the car. Old style clickers were huge things that used 9-volt batteries. As a result, they were thicker than a 9-volt, obviously wider than a 9-volt, and had to be longer than a 9-volt. I'm glad the openers have moved on.